I'm getting pretty hyped for the new Spiderman movie.
It rumored all 3 spidermen are going to be in it, along with 6 villains from past movies.
I'll see that in a theater
UCLA Bruins
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I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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Will this finally put a fork in it?
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it will make a mint so no
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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I wonder how those rumors start?
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Re: UCLA Bruins
Damn. They got Omar.
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I guess cops are just hell bent on ruining everyone's quality of life
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A woman arrested for masturbating with a vibrator on a Georgia beach told police that she did not think anyone witnessed her self-pleasure session “because it only took her 20 seconds to orgasm,” according to a police report.
Responding to a 5:30 PM report of a woman “performing a sexual act on the beach,” Tybee Island cops last month interviewed a witness who said the female suspect placed a towel on the sand and then opened her backpack and removed “what looked like a vibrator.”
The woman, the witness told police, began using the apparent vibrator to masturbate, adding that she “could hear her moaning.” After about five minutes, the woman gathered her belongings and departed.
The witness, cops noted, recorded the suspect’s actions. A review of the video showed the suspect--who was wearing a “one-piece green bikini--retrieve an unknown item from her backpack. The woman “then spreads her legs apart and puts both of her hands in between her legs,” police reported.
Investigators subsequently located the suspect, Christina Revels-Glick, 34, at a nearby restaurant. Revels-Glick, a Georgia resident who lives about 40 miles from Tybee Island, reportedly “admitted to masturbating at the beach with her vibrator.” Seen above, Revels-Glick “advised that she had put it between her legs and it was covered with a towel” and that she “believed that no one saw her.”
When Revels-Glick was later booked for indecent exposure and disorderly conduct, she “uttered that she was sorry for what she did” and that she “did not think anyone saw her because it only took her 20 seconds to orgasm," according to a Tybee Island Police Department report.
The vibrator in question, which was found in Revels-Glick’s backpack, was photographed by police for evidentiary purposes.
A naked woman on a midnight golf cart joyride was arrested early Saturday when she drove through a police perimeter in Florida, cops say.
While officers were involved in an armed standoff with a teenager, Jessica Smith, 28, drove past several patrol cars while behind the wheel of a golf cart. Smith allegedly ignored a police command to depart the area and continued to approach “the target house of where the armed suspect was on the roof.”
When Smith, police say, refused to exit the golf cart, she “was assisted out and handcuffed” around 12:05 AM. Smith smelled of alcohol and was “completely nude,” according to a criminal complaint charging her with obstruction, a misdemeanor.
The complaint lists Smith’s home address as a residence in Roxbury, Massachusetts. Smith’s parents own a home about a mile from where she was arrested in Dunedin, a city in the Tampa Bay area.
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A woman arrested for masturbating with a vibrator on a Georgia beach told police that she did not think anyone witnessed her self-pleasure session “because it only took her 20 seconds to orgasm,” according to a police report.
Responding to a 5:30 PM report of a woman “performing a sexual act on the beach,” Tybee Island cops last month interviewed a witness who said the female suspect placed a towel on the sand and then opened her backpack and removed “what looked like a vibrator.”
The woman, the witness told police, began using the apparent vibrator to masturbate, adding that she “could hear her moaning.” After about five minutes, the woman gathered her belongings and departed.
The witness, cops noted, recorded the suspect’s actions. A review of the video showed the suspect--who was wearing a “one-piece green bikini--retrieve an unknown item from her backpack. The woman “then spreads her legs apart and puts both of her hands in between her legs,” police reported.
Investigators subsequently located the suspect, Christina Revels-Glick, 34, at a nearby restaurant. Revels-Glick, a Georgia resident who lives about 40 miles from Tybee Island, reportedly “admitted to masturbating at the beach with her vibrator.” Seen above, Revels-Glick “advised that she had put it between her legs and it was covered with a towel” and that she “believed that no one saw her.”
When Revels-Glick was later booked for indecent exposure and disorderly conduct, she “uttered that she was sorry for what she did” and that she “did not think anyone saw her because it only took her 20 seconds to orgasm," according to a Tybee Island Police Department report.
The vibrator in question, which was found in Revels-Glick’s backpack, was photographed by police for evidentiary purposes.
A naked woman on a midnight golf cart joyride was arrested early Saturday when she drove through a police perimeter in Florida, cops say.
While officers were involved in an armed standoff with a teenager, Jessica Smith, 28, drove past several patrol cars while behind the wheel of a golf cart. Smith allegedly ignored a police command to depart the area and continued to approach “the target house of where the armed suspect was on the roof.”
When Smith, police say, refused to exit the golf cart, she “was assisted out and handcuffed” around 12:05 AM. Smith smelled of alcohol and was “completely nude,” according to a criminal complaint charging her with obstruction, a misdemeanor.
The complaint lists Smith’s home address as a residence in Roxbury, Massachusetts. Smith’s parents own a home about a mile from where she was arrested in Dunedin, a city in the Tampa Bay area.
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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Re: UCLA Bruins
Matrix trailer came out today
looks like they just said, hey Marvel, we're going to show you what CGI really is when we remake the first one over again
looks like they just said, hey Marvel, we're going to show you what CGI really is when we remake the first one over again
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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eCat, rat, did you guys ever watch that Amy Adams movie Hillbilly Elegy?
The whole thing takes place in Cinci-tucky. Your neck of the woods. They go back and forth across the river to live their life, a life interrupted with psychotic moments, with moments of law enforcement stepping in, and filled with tobacco and meth. You guys might find it interesting. Supposed to be a true story.
The whole thing takes place in Cinci-tucky. Your neck of the woods. They go back and forth across the river to live their life, a life interrupted with psychotic moments, with moments of law enforcement stepping in, and filled with tobacco and meth. You guys might find it interesting. Supposed to be a true story.
Feminism: Eve eats ALL the apples, gives God the middle finder when He confronts her, and has the serpent serve Adam with an injunction ordering him to both stay away from her AND to provide her food and shelter because he dragged her out of the Garden.
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A Ron Howard film. It's probably just an updated version of Andy Griffith...
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Meth in Mayberry
Feminism: Eve eats ALL the apples, gives God the middle finder when He confronts her, and has the serpent serve Adam with an injunction ordering him to both stay away from her AND to provide her food and shelter because he dragged her out of the Garden.
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I want someone's ass blistered in the middle of Thanksgiving Square.
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holy hell
he was probably the most beloved comedian in America
he was probably the most beloved comedian in America
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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He was great. Especially when he was on Letterman or Conan.
My favorite bit. I posted on here before.
My favorite bit. I posted on here before.
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This is a classic too. I love Conan's reaction at the end...
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That whole Conan bit with Courtney Thorne-Smith is one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen.
The older I get the more I pretty much hate every cocksucker that is making decisions in this world and all of the idiots that root for political parties like sports teams. — aTm
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Re: UCLA Bruins
Same
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This one on cancer...
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They are Norm, they are
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.