Uncle Bud

hedge · Post by **hedge** » Sun Aug 08, 2021 11:29 am

What is the implication? That the crunchy sound of eating Doritos is similar to the sound of somebody flatfooting your balls?

Jungle Rat · Post by **Jungle Rat** » Sun Aug 08, 2021 12:42 pm

hedge wrote: ↑Sun Aug 08, 2021 11:27 amIs it a dorito?

Yours probably is

hedge · Post by **hedge** » Sun Aug 08, 2021 3:45 pm

My what?

hedge · Post by **hedge** » Wed Aug 11, 2021 8:09 am

eCat · Post by **eCat** » Wed Aug 11, 2021 12:35 pm

I watched that, I thought it was pretty funny that 3 minutes into his act if the audience wasn't laughing he'd yell Fuck you and them and leave.

I just ate my second banana from Costco today. How is it that fruit and vegetables are noticeably better from Costco than my local Kroger? I guess its the same reason their steaks are better, but a banana is a damn banana.

I have now developed about a $400 a month Costco habit and from some of the people I talk to , that is getting by cheap. We get a rebate check from them each year - for us its about $150. My sis in law got a $900 one last year. That's insane.

Jungle Rat · Post by **Jungle Rat** » Wed Aug 11, 2021 1:03 pm

You're talking about bananas and that's insane?

hedge · Post by **hedge** » Wed Aug 11, 2021 1:45 pm

At first I thought the whole thing was going to be a spoof of a Larry David documentary, and it still might be, it's hard to tell with his style of humor...

eCat · Post by **eCat** » Wed Aug 11, 2021 1:53 pm

no, I am serious

I am so addicted to Costco that we when we were looking to buy a house it had to be within 40 miles of a Costco, that was a hard rule.

innocentbystander · Post by **innocentbystander** » Wed Aug 11, 2021 2:03 pm

eCat wrote: ↑Wed Aug 11, 2021 12:35 pmI have now developed about a $400 a month Costco habit and from some of the people I talk to , that is getting by cheap. We get a rebate check from them each year - for us its about $150. My sis in law got a $900 one last year. That's insane.

Amateur

$400 a month is our gasoline bill at Costco

Jungle Rat · Post by **Jungle Rat** » Wed Aug 11, 2021 2:39 pm

He doesn't live in an RV.

Jungle Rat · Post by **Jungle Rat** » Wed Aug 11, 2021 2:40 pm

In their parking lot

innocentbystander · Post by **innocentbystander** » Wed Aug 11, 2021 3:51 pm

Okay that gets a B+. You lose one letter grade in that we are living at the Wal-Mart across the street, not at the Costco.

Jungle Rat · Post by **Jungle Rat** » Wed Aug 11, 2021 3:56 pm

Racist

innocentbystander · Post by **innocentbystander** » Wed Aug 11, 2021 4:11 pm

heh

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Dave23 · Post by **Dave23** » Thu Aug 12, 2021 9:38 am

I wish I only spent $400 monthly at Costco…

Jungle Rat · Post by **Jungle Rat** » Thu Aug 12, 2021 10:01 am

I've never been in a Costco. I've been close though. There's a Target and Best Buy next door.

innocentbystander · Post by **innocentbystander** » Thu Aug 12, 2021 1:37 pm

Jungle Rat wrote: ↑Thu Aug 12, 2021 10:01 am I've never been in a Costco. I've been close though. There's a Target and Best Buy next door.

Costco is Disneyworld for the Bulk-Bargain shopper. At any one time, there are only 1800 different brands in the entire warehouse. That's it, 1800 things to choose from. And all 1800 brands, these are HUGE things and HUGE deals.

Jungle Rat · Post by **Jungle Rat** » Thu Aug 12, 2021 1:40 pm

I know what the fuck it is you assjack. Just never been in one.

innocentbystander · Post by **innocentbystander** » Thu Aug 12, 2021 1:48 pm

Once you go in, you can't leave without becoming a member. They "got you."

hedge · Post by **hedge** » Thu Aug 12, 2021 2:45 pm

Yet heroin is illegal...

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