Ostensibly Hoops

[hedge]

Also LOL at a 55 year old man (Rat) adamantly declaring which university is the bigger "party school"...

[Jungle Rat]

Fuck you. I'm 53.

[hedge]

What's he doing, squatting down to pick up the ball?

[innocentbystander]

"I never had ANY pussy (quality or otherwise) from anyone I ever met at my university."

Shocking (not)...

I went to a school with propeller heads. The marketing material that their recruiting department used to get incoming freshmen (and their dollars) did not use images of the students at the school. They used models instead. If they used actual students, no one would apply.

I was duped. But I didn't stay there long. Transferred. The university I eventually wound up graduating, their pussy selection was not all that much better. Once again, I went to a tech-centered university. There is a very limited amount of pussy (quality or otherwise) in those circumstances. So I had to "go abroad" (parties at other schools) in order to get my dick wet.

[hedge]

The only time you got your dick wet was when you spit into your hand, which I'm sure was often...

[innocentbystander]

The only time you got your dick wet was when you spit into your hand, which I'm sure was often...

If you mean "often" to be "happens-every-day, sometimes-twice-a-day-for-the-last-40 years" then, yes.

[Jungle Rat]

School names. Now.

[sardis]

Ooooof...

[Jungle Rat]

Youch. That grabs em.

[Dave23]

Jalen Duren, bitches…

[eCat]

yea I saw that this morning, Memphis is in the running for another 5 star too

[Dave23]

Emoni Bates

If we get him, look for me to be hyping Memphis hoops all the way thru our next .500 season and NIT appearance!

[eCat]

Penny can recruit though, Larry Brown will do the rest

[sardis]

Larry Brown still alive?

[DooKSucks]

Larry Brown at 80 is probably better at x's and o's than any other staff Memphis will face. If you can handle his ego, it's the best move any coach could make in terms of strategy.

The key will be whether it will erode Penny's authority because the players will be looking to Brown since it will be obvious that Brown is orchestrating the strategy.

Plus, if Carolina and Memphis run up against each other, you can guarantee he will have Memphis prepared beyond belief. The cocksucker did the same for KU in 2008, UK in 2011, KU in 2012 and Nova in 2016. I would assume UK in 2017, but I never saw an article for that game in which it was explicitly stated he helped the staff game plan for Carolina. Articles after each of the previously listed games mentioned that, and Brown has gone on record stating he was pulling for "his guys" (former assistants) against his alma mater. He's so fucking bitter over Baddour and South Building not wanting to touch him in 2000 and 2003 that Brown has spent two decades trying to fuck Carolina at every turn. He can talk about how he loved Coach Smith until he is blue in the face, but the fact is that he's still bitter beyond belief.

[eCat]

but he'll also get them on probation in 3 months

[sardis]

Brown is popular with players at first, but then he always loses them in a year or two. that's why he's been in so many places.

[DooKSucks]

Brown is popular with players at first, but then he always loses them in a year or two. that's why he's been in so many places.

Mourinho is the European Larry Brown.

[Jungle Rat]

DS seems bitter

[sardis]

Brown is popular with players at first, but then he always loses them in a year or two. that's why he's been in so many places.

Mourinho is the European Larry Brown.

Accurate