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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by eCat » Sat Jul 03, 2021 9:11 pm

I didn't realize that
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by hedge » Tue Jul 06, 2021 7:47 am

Armando Bacot signed a deal with Jimmy's Seafood, not sure of the terms...
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by eCat » Tue Jul 06, 2021 8:01 am

those are going to be the best ones, when some kid signs a deal with Earl's Pawn Shop, or The Quick Pick Gas Station
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by innocentbystander » Tue Jul 06, 2021 11:50 am

eCat wrote: ↑Tue Jul 06, 2021 8:01 am those are going to be the best ones, when some kid signs a deal with Earl's Pawn Shop, or The Quick Pick Gas Station
I think if a kid signs with a Bail Bondsman, a Payday Loan dealer, or even a massage parlor, then someone at the NCAA is going to have to step in an "fix" the situation.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

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Post by DooKSucks » Wed Jul 07, 2021 12:19 am

innocentbystander wrote: ↑Tue Jul 06, 2021 11:50 am
eCat wrote: ↑Tue Jul 06, 2021 8:01 am those are going to be the best ones, when some kid signs a deal with Earl's Pawn Shop, or The Quick Pick Gas Station
I think if a kid signs with a Bail Bondsman, a Payday Loan dealer, or even a massage parlor, then someone at the NCAA is going to have to step in an "fix" the situation.
Your dumbass doesn't understand the law. Shocking.
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Post by DooKSucks » Wed Jul 07, 2021 12:21 am

Some gym in Miami is pleding $540k to football players at the U per a headline I saw in TTP.

You're about to see kids not just sign contracts but their family members becoming consultants.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by innocentbystander » Thu Jul 08, 2021 2:53 pm

DooKSucks wrote: ↑Wed Jul 07, 2021 12:19 am
innocentbystander wrote: ↑Tue Jul 06, 2021 11:50 am
eCat wrote: ↑Tue Jul 06, 2021 8:01 am those are going to be the best ones, when some kid signs a deal with Earl's Pawn Shop, or The Quick Pick Gas Station
I think if a kid signs with a Bail Bondsman, a Payday Loan dealer, or even a massage parlor, then someone at the NCAA is going to have to step in an "fix" the situation.
Your dumbass doesn't understand the law. Shocking.
It was cute in the Bad News Bears movie from the mid 1970s, when a team of 9 year old little leaguers in California were sponsored by a Bail Bondsman. It was cute because it was humorous. It will not be so cute if this becomes reality for NCAA players in the 21st century
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Jungle Rat » Thu Jul 08, 2021 3:55 pm

It would be cuter if you were struck by a bus.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by hedge » Thu Jul 08, 2021 4:58 pm

UNC lands Dawson Garcia. Kid was on the Big East all-freshman team last year. We gone be good this year. Walker who??
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by DooKSucks » Fri Jul 09, 2021 10:39 am

It's going to take a couple of months for the team to adjust to the strategy/schematic tweaks, personnel additions and what not, but I think they're going to be hell on wheels by February 15 or so...just in time for the tournament.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by eCat » Fri Jul 09, 2021 11:25 am

plus your coach sucks
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by DooKSucks » Fri Jul 09, 2021 1:48 pm

eCat wrote: ↑Fri Jul 09, 2021 11:25 am plus your coach sucks
It's not like he's taking 5-6 five stars in every class only to flame out every year.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by eCat » Fri Jul 09, 2021 3:50 pm

true, he'll flame out with shitty players too
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by DooKSucks » Sat Jul 10, 2021 1:51 pm

eCat wrote: ↑Fri Jul 09, 2021 3:50 pm true, he'll flame out with shitty players too
Still bitter about a goddamned three star walk on ruining things for you in 2017, huh?
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by hedge » Sat Jul 10, 2021 10:18 pm

He was bitter way before that...
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by DooKSucks » Sun Jul 11, 2021 12:30 am

hedge wrote: ↑Sat Jul 10, 2021 10:18 pm He was bitter way before that...
True. The 1995 south regional finals must have been a kick in the nuts.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Jungle Rat » Sun Jul 11, 2021 12:53 am

Were you allowed to stay up that late to watch?
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by DooKSucks » Mon Jul 12, 2021 9:44 am

Jungle Rat wrote: ↑Sun Jul 11, 2021 12:53 am Were you allowed to stay up that late to watch?
Yes, but that didn't matter since the game started late Saturday afternoon.
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