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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by aTm » Thu Jun 03, 2021 9:35 am

He’s a guy that was on the Duke team that beat Butler in the title game
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

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eCat wrote: Thu Jun 03, 2021 9:03 am I'm so disconnected I don't even know who Scheyer is.
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eCat wrote: Thu Jun 03, 2021 9:03 am I'm so disconnected I don't even know who Scheyer is.
Just another in a long line of hated white dookies. Perhaps a shade less hated than Wojo, but that could change now...
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by innocentbystander » Thu Jun 03, 2021 10:53 am

The Anti k* wrote: Wed Jun 02, 2021 7:50 pm
innocentbystander wrote: Wed Jun 02, 2021 6:05 pm
Hedge, Anti-K*,

I need the two of you to confirm something:
  • All the best high school hoops players in North Carolina (and maybe even South Carolina) go to UNC, and NEVER EVER Duke
  • Duke is hated by virtually everyone who ever lived in North Carolina
  • Duke is only awesome because coach-K spends all his time trolling NYC and offering scholarships to the absolute best high school hoops players in the Tri-state area
I make that list because I am trying to be very specific. I only ask because you guys are going to know and I will get confirmation. A former boss of mine (I worked for this guys for year) told me all this about UNC-Duke and he grew up in North Carolina. No he did not graduate UNC. He didn't have the grades/SAT scores for UNC. Not many do. He graduated Appy State instead. And he told me that East Carolina is just a party school where any guy who goes there is going there just to get laid with the favorable male-to-female ratio.
Question 1: Carolina traditionally owned the state of North Carolina in recruiting, though that’s been fractured a bit in the past decade plus. Kentucky got John Wall to get Calipari rolling due to multiple factors (one being that pussy Larry Drew and his mommy bitching up a storm). Then came the academic scandal and negative recruiting, which pushed Brandon Ingram to dook. There are a few more high profile players to escape the state (a couple NC point guards ended up at Kansas), but by and large, Carolina gets the lion’s share of the best players in NC (and traditionally, SC and Virginia).

Question 2: dook is hated by anyone who breathes. They’ve got their segment of fans in Durham and the ABCers (Anybody But Carolina) who adopted them because their school (READ: NC State wuffpeckers) couldn’t beat the Heels. Everyone else despises those bastards.

Question 3: dook’s recruiting methods changed 180 degrees after Roy won his 2nd title, then stole Harrison Barnes from kdolf krzytler. From that point on, they were all in on the One & Dones, after years of looking down at Kentucky for “ruining college basketball”. The hypocrites from that gothic rockpile have been as down and dirty as any program since. Just read the links eCat has provided here about how they got Zion Williamson.

In summation, fuck krzyatan to Hell. Hope that helps.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by DooKSucks » Thu Jun 03, 2021 11:00 am

Dook, Jesse Helms, the GOP, K

All are interconnected and all have done (did in the case of Helms) their utmost to destroy this state.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by innocentbystander » Thu Jun 03, 2021 11:15 am

DooKSucks wrote: Thu Jun 03, 2021 11:00 am Dook, Jesse Helms, the GOP, K

All are interconnected and all have done (did in the case of Helms) their utmost to destroy this state.
Dook did something far worse.

Remember, it was 15 years ago when the administration at Dook threw their own lacrosse team under the bus and accused the frat boys of being rapists. It was all a lie, but feminism demanded that they act. And they acted. Well, we all know what happened. The administration never apologized to the boys. And the Dook alumni just donated money to the endowment fund and that money was simply transferred in out-of-court settlements to the poor boys who were falsely accused of rape and expelled from school. They are still ruined, albeit, rich.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by sardis » Thu Jun 03, 2021 11:53 am

DooKSucks wrote: Thu Jun 03, 2021 11:00 am Dook, Jesse Helms, the GOP, K

All are interconnected and all have done (did in the case of Helms) their utmost to destroy this state.
Yeah, the GOP leading the legislature for the last 10 has made it the least desirable state...

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_U ... _migration

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by innocentbystander » Thu Jun 03, 2021 1:00 pm

sardis wrote: Thu Jun 03, 2021 11:53 am
DooKSucks wrote: Thu Jun 03, 2021 11:00 am Dook, Jesse Helms, the GOP, K

All are interconnected and all have done (did in the case of Helms) their utmost to destroy this state.
Yeah, the GOP leading the legislature for the last 10 has made it the least desirable state...

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_U ... _migration
#4 in the country for migration in. Wow. Those GOP states are right up there at the top, look at Idaho!
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by DooKSucks » Mon Jun 07, 2021 10:25 am

sardis wrote: Thu Jun 03, 2021 11:53 am
DooKSucks wrote: Thu Jun 03, 2021 11:00 am Dook, Jesse Helms, the GOP, K

All are interconnected and all have done (did in the case of Helms) their utmost to destroy this state.
Yeah, the GOP leading the legislature for the last 10 has made it the least desirable state...

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_U ... _migration
Growth over the last ten years is at the lowest rate since the 50's.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by innocentbystander » Mon Jun 07, 2021 11:15 am

DooKSucks wrote: Mon Jun 07, 2021 10:25 am
sardis wrote: Thu Jun 03, 2021 11:53 am
DooKSucks wrote: Thu Jun 03, 2021 11:00 am Dook, Jesse Helms, the GOP, K

All are interconnected and all have done (did in the case of Helms) their utmost to destroy this state.
Yeah, the GOP leading the legislature for the last 10 has made it the least desirable state...

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_U ... _migration
Growth over the last ten years is at the lowest rate since the 50's.
Its mathematically possible for that statement to be true of all 50 states. Depends on whether or not "growth" is measured solely by net migration in from other states OR if you are allowed to factor in number of births per woman.

DS, aren't you glad I am here to keep your rhetoric politically honest?
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Jungle Rat » Mon Jun 07, 2021 11:23 am

How many number of births per men you dumb fucking cocksucker? What did your mother do to you? Baseball bat up the ass?

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by innocentbystander » Mon Jun 07, 2021 11:38 am

Jungle Rat wrote: Mon Jun 07, 2021 11:23 am How many number of births per men you dumb fucking cocksucker? What did your mother do to you? Baseball bat up the ass?
Only women count when measuring population growth (or decline) and total fertility rate. A man can sire 10,000 children in his lifetime whereas a woman could have (at most) 20 kids. So it does no good to mention births per men no matter how many baseball bats you choose to stick up your own ass.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Total_fertility_rate
The total fertility rate (TFR), sometimes also called the fertility rate, absolute/potential natality, period total fertility rate (PTFR), or total period fertility rate (TPFR) of a population is the average number of children that would be born to a woman over her lifetime if:

She was to experience the exact current age-specific fertility rates (ASFRs) through her lifetime
She was to live from birth until the end of her reproductive life.[1]
It is obtained by summing the single-year age-specific rates at a given time. As of 2020, the total fertility rate varied from 0.84 in South Korea[2] to 7.0 in Niger.
Men don't count. 2.1 births per woman is basically replacement level growth rate, break even. Its best you don't challenge me rat. You are out of your league sir. It appears the only dumb fucking cocksucker, is you rat. :)
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Jungle Rat » Mon Jun 07, 2021 12:10 pm

You are a god damn idiot

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Post by innocentbystander » Mon Jun 07, 2021 12:27 pm

Jungle Rat wrote: Mon Jun 07, 2021 12:10 pm You are a god damn idiot
You keep using that word, "idiot." I do not think you know what it means.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Jungle Rat » Mon Jun 07, 2021 12:29 pm

I'm sure you're gonna tell me though

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Jungle Rat wrote: Mon Jun 07, 2021 12:29 pm I'm sure you're gonna tell me though
nope
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by hedge » Wed Jun 23, 2021 6:50 pm

I want someone's ass blistered in the middle of Thanksgiving Square.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by eCat » Sat Jul 03, 2021 1:13 pm

A Tennessee St player just signed a $2m endorsement deal

college basketball is dead
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by aTm » Sat Jul 03, 2021 6:42 pm

The Tennessee State player is Master P’s son, so who knows what the fuck is actually happening there. It may as well be Master P getting an endorsement deal.
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