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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by innocentbystander » Mon May 17, 2021 1:40 pm

Jungle Rat wrote: Mon May 17, 2021 1:29 pm No. It's just you.
I have an electric smoker. I get it right each time.
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by hedge » Mon May 17, 2021 2:04 pm

aTm wrote: Mon May 17, 2021 11:55 am I mean, coming home at 5 am and being ready to get on the boat at 5:30 doesnt seem that impressive unless you're saying he actually went to bed for 30 minutes.
Well, he'd already been fishing the whole day previous, out in the sun all day fishing on pretty rough seas takes something out of you. I was asleep by 8:30 (even after doing a smidge of blow) and I was pretty beat the next day, he did it with no sleep but in fairness he's 26 years old. Maybe I'm just jealous. Actually, I'm not, there are few things I can think of that I'd rather not do than sit around with a bunch of strangers doing rails all night...
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by hedge » Mon May 17, 2021 2:06 pm

innocentbystander wrote: Mon May 17, 2021 1:40 pm
Jungle Rat wrote: Mon May 17, 2021 1:29 pm No. It's just you.
I have an electric smoker. I get it right each time.
If you've got an electric smoker, "you" don't do anything except buy the meat and put it in the "smoker." That's not cooking, that's just watching TV until a beeper informs you when to take it out...
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Post by hedge » Mon May 17, 2021 2:09 pm

"I have a daughter. I can't say that I would be that "Mighty proud" of a son-in-law who drank, smoked weed, snorted coke, and hooked up with locals all weekend. I would not feel bonded to him."

Well, I guess that's just one more of the many, many differences b/w you and me. And when I said "hooked up with," I didn't mean hooked up sexually, I just meant hooked up with some locals and sit around doing drugs all night. Or at least if he did really hook up with some chick, he didn't tell me about it and I wouldn't want to know...
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Re: Uncle Bud

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by innocentbystander » Mon May 17, 2021 2:33 pm

Jungle Rat wrote: Mon May 17, 2021 2:18 pm IB has an electric smoker

https://www.google.com/search?q=electri ... f4y2asnChM
Now that was funny. :mrgreen:
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by hedge » Mon May 17, 2021 3:34 pm

I want someone's ass blistered in the middle of Thanksgiving Square.

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by 10ac » Mon May 17, 2021 4:31 pm

At first I thought that was an old lady on a lawn mower. Oh well. it's funny anyway.
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Dave23 » Mon May 17, 2021 7:33 pm

Memphis BBQ is the best.
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Jungle Rat » Thu May 20, 2021 6:03 pm

aTm wrote: Sun May 01, 2011 3:03 pm Biggio is a stone cold lock first ballot hall of famer.

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by eCat » Sat May 22, 2021 8:21 pm

I"m pretty partial to Five Guys, I think they make a great burger

my daughter took me to a place called BurgerFi ? I'm sure its a chain but I think its the best burger I've ever had

I do make a mean burger at home now - get some fresh angus patties at the grocery, soak them in Dale's and a spice mix we buy called Garlic Plus by a company called Clubhouse.

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Jungle Rat » Thu May 27, 2021 2:36 pm

IBs wife no doubt


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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by innocentbystander » Thu May 27, 2021 3:14 pm

Jungle Rat wrote: Thu May 27, 2021 2:36 pm IBs wife no doubt

heh

part of the deal of flying non-rev (flying for free) is you keep your mouth shut and keep a very low profile at the airport at ALL times. These hysterical karens with their feminist imperative antics recorded to youtube or tik toc, not only should they not be flying (ever), they probably shouldn't be drinking either.
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Jungle Rat » Thu May 27, 2021 3:33 pm

You shouldn't be breathing

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by hedge » Thu May 27, 2021 6:19 pm

Ironically, IB is the biggest Karen of all-time...
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Jungle Rat » Thu May 27, 2021 7:22 pm

And then some

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Post by hedge » Tue Jun 01, 2021 2:10 pm

I want someone's ass blistered in the middle of Thanksgiving Square.

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by 10ac » Tue Jun 01, 2021 7:10 pm

I'd like to stick you in a weedy bin...
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by hedge » Sat Jun 05, 2021 8:43 am

I woke up around 4 this morning, but then rolled over and went back to sleep for about an hour, during which time I dreamed that I drove up to eCat's house and found him sitting on the porch in a rocking chair reading the paper. His wife and the boy were on the porch swing. I can't remember what we said, but the planks of the porch were painted pale blue. It's been close to 20 years since I've seen eCat in person, but for some reason it wasn't like some 20 year reunion but rather just popping over to visit a neighbor that you see frequently. I guess that's what happens when you've spent a couple of decades interacting more or less daily with someone, even if it is online. And thanks to Facebook, I had a pretty clear visual image of eCat as well. Interesting times we're living in...
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Jungle Rat » Sat Jun 05, 2021 9:07 am

Bromance

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