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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by 10ac » Mon May 03, 2021 10:39 pm

I wish someone would give you a Mexican necktie.
Let 'er Blow!

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Jungle Rat » Mon May 03, 2021 10:52 pm

Columbian

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Post by Fifer » Tue May 04, 2021 6:32 am

Jungle Rat wrote: Mon May 03, 2021 9:31 pm I will never wear a suit. Don't own one. Never needed one. Don't want one. I still don't understand why people wear ties.





I wouldn't need a suit either if I was sleeping on a park bench.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Jungle Rat » Tue May 04, 2021 8:04 am

Still to cold out at night. The bus terminal is fine for now.

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Post by innocentbystander » Tue May 04, 2021 11:13 am

Jungle Rat wrote: Mon May 03, 2021 9:31 pm I will never wear a suit. Don't own one. Never needed one. Don't want one. I still don't understand why people wear ties.
Men wear ties to get a job or to go out and get laid.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Jungle Rat » Tue May 04, 2021 11:42 am

Again. You're a moron.

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innocentbystander wrote: Tue May 04, 2021 11:13 am
Jungle Rat wrote: Mon May 03, 2021 9:31 pm I will never wear a suit. Don't own one. Never needed one. Don't want one. I still don't understand why people wear ties.
Men wear ties to get a job or to go out and get laid.
every man needs to know how to wear a good suit.
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Post by eCat » Tue May 04, 2021 12:09 pm

I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Post by sardis » Tue May 04, 2021 12:40 pm

Just helping a young lad out.

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Post by innocentbystander » Tue May 04, 2021 1:48 pm

Jungle Rat wrote: Tue May 04, 2021 11:42 am Again. You're a moron.
A moron that can tie a tie. :)
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by eCat » Wed May 12, 2021 10:40 pm

lots of smoke that K is going to announce this is his last season
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Jungle Rat » Wed May 12, 2021 11:03 pm

UK = next Indiana

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Post by DooKSucks » Thu May 13, 2021 10:29 am

eCat wrote: Wed May 12, 2021 10:40 pm lots of smoke that K is going to announce this is his last season
My neighbor is a decently connected Rams Club member (lends his commuter jet to the football staff, goes to closed football practices, has staff visit him whenever their in the area recruiting, has a box, several good basketball seats, endowed a few athletic scholarships, donated a million dollars in one shot on top of annual giving, etc) but far from being one of the truly big wigs like the Khouries, Nelson Schwab, Johnny Harris/the Cameron/Morrison family/Shelby Dynasty remnants, the Kenans, Eddie Smith (Grady White Boats), etc. Said neighbor has sworn up and down since word of Coach Williams' retirement started circulating that Roy was retiring now because K was going to announce a retirement soon and Coach Williams' didn't want to get caught up in the same news cycle as K / appear to be grandstanding / make it seem like he (Williams) was retiring since K was retiring. I thought that sawed off midget (when he parks his godforsaken Bentley on the curb at his daughter's house behind mine, you can't see the fucker over the roof of the car due to the passenger side being higher) was full of shit, but he may have been on to something.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Jungle Rat » Thu May 13, 2021 10:32 am

You could have just said you had a neighbor with an in.

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Post by DooKSucks » Thu May 13, 2021 11:05 am

I was on the toilet and have had too much caffeine.
I proudly took AFAM 040 at Carolina.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Jungle Rat » Thu May 13, 2021 11:49 am

Fair enough

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Post by DooKSucks » Thu May 13, 2021 12:10 pm

Shit happens...
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Jungle Rat » Thu May 13, 2021 12:14 pm

To far

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Post by DooKSucks » Thu May 13, 2021 12:24 pm

To where?
I proudly took AFAM 040 at Carolina.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by hedge » Mon May 17, 2021 3:04 pm

I want someone's ass blistered in the middle of Thanksgiving Square.

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