I have an electric smoker. I get it right each time.
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Feminism: Eve eats ALL the apples, gives God the middle finder when He confronts her, and has the serpent serve Adam with an injunction ordering him to both stay away from her AND to provide her food and shelter because he dragged her out of the Garden.
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Well, he'd already been fishing the whole day previous, out in the sun all day fishing on pretty rough seas takes something out of you. I was asleep by 8:30 (even after doing a smidge of blow) and I was pretty beat the next day, he did it with no sleep but in fairness he's 26 years old. Maybe I'm just jealous. Actually, I'm not, there are few things I can think of that I'd rather not do than sit around with a bunch of strangers doing rails all night...
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If you've got an electric smoker, "you" don't do anything except buy the meat and put it in the "smoker." That's not cooking, that's just watching TV until a beeper informs you when to take it out...innocentbystander wrote: ↑Mon May 17, 2021 1:40 pmI have an electric smoker. I get it right each time.
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"I have a daughter. I can't say that I would be that "Mighty proud" of a son-in-law who drank, smoked weed, snorted coke, and hooked up with locals all weekend. I would not feel bonded to him."
Well, I guess that's just one more of the many, many differences b/w you and me. And when I said "hooked up with," I didn't mean hooked up sexually, I just meant hooked up with some locals and sit around doing drugs all night. Or at least if he did really hook up with some chick, he didn't tell me about it and I wouldn't want to know...
Well, I guess that's just one more of the many, many differences b/w you and me. And when I said "hooked up with," I didn't mean hooked up sexually, I just meant hooked up with some locals and sit around doing drugs all night. Or at least if he did really hook up with some chick, he didn't tell me about it and I wouldn't want to know...
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Re: Uncle Bud
Now that was funny.Jungle Rat wrote: ↑Mon May 17, 2021 2:18 pm IB has an electric smoker
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I want someone's ass blistered in the middle of Thanksgiving Square.
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Re: Uncle Bud
At first I thought that was an old lady on a lawn mower. Oh well. it's funny anyway.
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Memphis BBQ is the best.
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Re: Uncle Bud
I"m pretty partial to Five Guys, I think they make a great burger
my daughter took me to a place called BurgerFi ? I'm sure its a chain but I think its the best burger I've ever had
I do make a mean burger at home now - get some fresh angus patties at the grocery, soak them in Dale's and a spice mix we buy called Garlic Plus by a company called Clubhouse.
oh man....good stuff
my daughter took me to a place called BurgerFi ? I'm sure its a chain but I think its the best burger I've ever had
I do make a mean burger at home now - get some fresh angus patties at the grocery, soak them in Dale's and a spice mix we buy called Garlic Plus by a company called Clubhouse.
oh man....good stuff
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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Re: Uncle Bud
IBs wife no doubt
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Re: Uncle Bud
heh
part of the deal of flying non-rev (flying for free) is you keep your mouth shut and keep a very low profile at the airport at ALL times. These hysterical karens with their feminist imperative antics recorded to youtube or tik toc, not only should they not be flying (ever), they probably shouldn't be drinking either.
Feminism: Eve eats ALL the apples, gives God the middle finder when He confronts her, and has the serpent serve Adam with an injunction ordering him to both stay away from her AND to provide her food and shelter because he dragged her out of the Garden.
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You shouldn't be breathing
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Ironically, IB is the biggest Karen of all-time...
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Re: Uncle Bud
And then some
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I woke up around 4 this morning, but then rolled over and went back to sleep for about an hour, during which time I dreamed that I drove up to eCat's house and found him sitting on the porch in a rocking chair reading the paper. His wife and the boy were on the porch swing. I can't remember what we said, but the planks of the porch were painted pale blue. It's been close to 20 years since I've seen eCat in person, but for some reason it wasn't like some 20 year reunion but rather just popping over to visit a neighbor that you see frequently. I guess that's what happens when you've spent a couple of decades interacting more or less daily with someone, even if it is online. And thanks to Facebook, I had a pretty clear visual image of eCat as well. Interesting times we're living in...
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Re: Uncle Bud
Bromance