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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Dave23 » Sun May 16, 2021 12:52 pm

I’m a little surprised that this silliness hasn’t been brought up...
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by eCat » Sun May 16, 2021 1:41 pm

who eats BBQ in New Orleans?
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by innocentbystander » Sun May 16, 2021 1:46 pm

Dave23 wrote: Sun May 16, 2021 12:52 pm I’m a little surprised that this silliness hasn’t been brought up...
Well the best barbeque restaurant in the nation is in Dallas Texas (Pecan Lodge) and Dallas didn't make the list. Yes. The list is silly.
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Dave23 » Sun May 16, 2021 7:13 pm

eCat wrote: Sun May 16, 2021 1:41 pm who eats BBQ in New Orleans?
BBQ shrimp, maybe...I’m sure as hell not ordering ribs or pulled pork there, though...
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by 10ac » Sun May 16, 2021 8:12 pm

Memphis. Interstate BBQ
Let 'er Blow!

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innocentbystander wrote: Sun May 16, 2021 1:46 pm
Dave23 wrote: Sun May 16, 2021 12:52 pm I’m a little surprised that this silliness hasn’t been brought up...
Well the best barbeque restaurant in the nation is in Dallas Texas (Pecan Lodge) and Dallas didn't make the list. Yes. The list is silly.
What a dumb list and what a stupid reply
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Jungle Rat » Sun May 16, 2021 11:23 pm

You're all a bunch of dipshits.

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by hedge » Mon May 17, 2021 8:15 am

Well, well, well, guess who went to Ocracoke this past weekend on a whim and came home with the third place trophy in the dolphin division in the annual Reel Nauti fishin' tournament? You got it: Me! The son-in-law came too, he took second in the tuna division. It was a great bonding experience for us. Not so much the fishing, but drinking, smoking weed and doing blow all weekend. I'm pretty impressed with the kid, he put us to bed every night, and the night of the final day of the tourny, he hooked up with some locals and didn't come dragging in until 5am, and still managed to be on the boat at 5:30 and fish all day on the way home. Mighty proud of the boy...
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hedge wrote: Mon May 17, 2021 8:15 am Well, well, well, guess who went to Ocracoke this past weekend on a whim and came home with the third place trophy in the dolphin division in the annual Reel Nauti fishin' tournament? You got it: Me! The son-in-law came too, he took second in the tuna division. It was a great bonding experience for us. Not so much the fishing, but drinking, smoking weed and doing blow all weekend. I'm pretty impressed with the kid, he put us to bed every night, and the night of the final day of the tourny, he hooked up with some locals and didn't come dragging in until 5am, and still managed to be on the boat at 5:30 and fish all day on the way home. Mighty proud of the boy...
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I'm trying to get to Ocracoke soon. It seems like it's my type of place in that it's laid back and filled with folks who like a good time.
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by innocentbystander » Mon May 17, 2021 11:27 am

DooKSucks wrote: Sun May 16, 2021 10:32 pm
innocentbystander wrote: Sun May 16, 2021 1:46 pm
Dave23 wrote: Sun May 16, 2021 12:52 pm I’m a little surprised that this silliness hasn’t been brought up...
Well the best barbeque restaurant in the nation is in Dallas Texas (Pecan Lodge) and Dallas didn't make the list. Yes. The list is silly.
What a dumb list and what a stupid reply
Something tells me you have never been to Pecan Lodge.
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Post by aTm » Mon May 17, 2021 11:55 am

I mean, coming home at 5 am and being ready to get on the boat at 5:30 doesnt seem that impressive unless you're saying he actually went to bed for 30 minutes.
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Post by innocentbystander » Mon May 17, 2021 12:02 pm

hedge wrote: Mon May 17, 2021 8:15 am Well, well, well, guess who went to Ocracoke this past weekend on a whim and came home with the third place trophy in the dolphin division in the annual Reel Nauti fishin' tournament? You got it: Me! The son-in-law came too, he took second in the tuna division. It was a great bonding experience for us. Not so much the fishing, but drinking, smoking weed and doing blow all weekend. I'm pretty impressed with the kid, he put us to bed every night, and the night of the final day of the tourny, he hooked up with some locals and didn't come dragging in until 5am, and still managed to be on the boat at 5:30 and fish all day on the way home. Mighty proud of the boy...
I have a daughter. I can't say that I would be that "Mighty proud" of a son-in-law who drank, smoked weed, snorted coke, and hooked up with locals all weekend. I would not feel bonded to him. I might have to have a little talk with the boy.

Congratulations on 3rd place hedge.
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Jungle Rat » Mon May 17, 2021 12:04 pm

Your daughter likes it doggie style while I pull her hair.

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by innocentbystander » Mon May 17, 2021 12:29 pm

Jungle Rat wrote: Mon May 17, 2021 12:04 pm Your daughter likes it doggie style while I pull her hair.
EVERY woman likes it doggie style.
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by DooKSucks » Mon May 17, 2021 12:33 pm

innocentbystander wrote: Mon May 17, 2021 11:27 am
DooKSucks wrote: Sun May 16, 2021 10:32 pm
innocentbystander wrote: Sun May 16, 2021 1:46 pm

Well the best barbeque restaurant in the nation is in Dallas Texas (Pecan Lodge) and Dallas didn't make the list. Yes. The list is silly.
What a dumb list and what a stupid reply
Something tells me you have never been to Pecan Lodge.
I'm from the town where modern, whole-hog barbecue was "invented" 150+ years ago.

The best barbecue town in America is Greenville, NC. They have Sam Jones/Skylight (Skylight is in Ayden -- same county but ten minutes down Hwy 11), B's (Greenville), Bum's (Ayden) and Parker's (Greenville).
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Jungle Rat » Mon May 17, 2021 12:47 pm

Not again

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by innocentbystander » Mon May 17, 2021 12:51 pm

DooKSucks wrote: Mon May 17, 2021 12:33 pm
innocentbystander wrote: Mon May 17, 2021 11:27 am
DooKSucks wrote: Sun May 16, 2021 10:32 pm

What a dumb list and what a stupid reply
Something tells me you have never been to Pecan Lodge.
I'm from the town where modern, whole-hog barbecue was "invented" 150+ years ago.

The best barbecue town in America is Greenville, NC. They have Sam Jones/Skylight (Skylight is in Ayden -- same county but ten minutes down Hwy 11), B's (Greenville), Bum's (Ayden) and Parker's (Greenville).
I believe you. And if I am in town, I will eat there.
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Jungle Rat » Mon May 17, 2021 12:52 pm

To far from Arizona.

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Post by innocentbystander » Mon May 17, 2021 1:03 pm

Jungle Rat wrote: Mon May 17, 2021 12:52 pm Too far from Arizona.
Barbeque here sucks.
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Jungle Rat » Mon May 17, 2021 1:29 pm

No. It's just you.

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