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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by hedge » Mon May 10, 2021 1:16 pm

Nobody cries when fatty dies...
I want someone's ass blistered in the middle of Thanksgiving Square.

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Jungle Rat » Mon May 10, 2021 2:44 pm

E. Tell us about Jesus

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by sardis » Mon May 10, 2021 6:11 pm

The teacher is dressing progressive for that era. Either she was lesbian or a partier.

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by eCat » Mon May 10, 2021 8:03 pm

small community and she lived right down the road from my grandparents.
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Husband was a farmer doing very well. Only person we knew that subscribed to the Wall Street Journal.

I liked her, she was cool ,especially as I got older and knew her in more social settings
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by eCat » Tue May 11, 2021 8:51 am

having both adult children in the home for the summer

this morning I get up to see my chocolate milk jug empty on the counter, my special K box in the trash, an empty $18 bottle of scuppernong wine next to it, my asiago and spinach dip gone, and the two leftover ribeyes I was going to slice thin for a steak and cheese sammich as my lunch today are MIA.

This is going to be an expensive summer
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Jungle Rat » Tue May 11, 2021 10:04 am

Maybe they should get jobs?

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by sardis » Tue May 11, 2021 12:41 pm

My youngest comes home from college and tells me that his friend and him are thinking about traveling cross country. I asked him how he was paying for that, and he said they will DoorDash to make money as they go. I thought that was clever, but I'm probably be getting Zelle requests on that trip

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Re: Uncle Bud

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sardis wrote: Tue May 11, 2021 12:41 pm My youngest comes home from college and tells me that his friend and him are thinking about traveling cross country. I asked him how he was paying for that, and he said they will DoorDash to make money as they go. I thought that was clever, but I'm probably be getting Zelle requests on that trip
Whatever happened to:
  • get a job (I am with jungle rat on this)
  • don't spend your entire paycheck
  • put money in the bank
  • get a vacation from work
  • dip into the bank account that you have been building for vacation
That is what I have done for every trip I have taken in my life. And this includes more thirty years ago when I was very very young. I talk about saving money and more often that not, the people I say this to look at me like I have three heads, they have never saved a penny in their lives

so depressing.
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by eCat » Tue May 11, 2021 1:43 pm

if I was 20 I'd grab a backpack and live by my wits until it got old.

You have the rest of your life for 9 to 5 drudgery
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by sardis » Tue May 11, 2021 1:50 pm

I don't mind him doing DoorDash. Last summer he worked at Pizza Hut with people who didn't give a shit about client service, making money, bathing, etc. He's better off having a business of his own, working on his terms. Probably learn more that way.

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by innocentbystander » Tue May 11, 2021 2:04 pm

On this, I am with Jungle Rat.
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by hedge » Tue May 11, 2021 2:21 pm

"if I was 20 I'd grab a backpack and live by my wits until it got old."

IB tried that, it got old in about 5 minutes. He needs to be a cog in somebody else's wheel for his life to have meaning, however meagre that meaning may be...
I want someone's ass blistered in the middle of Thanksgiving Square.

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by innocentbystander » Tue May 11, 2021 2:25 pm

hedge wrote: Tue May 11, 2021 2:21 pm "if I was 20 I'd grab a backpack and live by my wits until it got old."

IB tried that, it got old in about 5 minutes. He needs to be a cog in somebody else's wheel for his life to have meaning, however meagre that meaning may be...
Actually I did do this when I was 20. I was working in a warehouse. I got a week of vacation. I took an extra day (personal day) to make it 10 days off in a row (both weekend.) Then I threw my shit in my car and drove down to Florida (all by myself) with nothing but a bag, my wallet, a little bit of cash, and two Dean Koontz books.

It did not get old hedge. I wound up meeting some girls down there (two "nannies", one from England the other from Holland) and the three of us hooked up after I took them to Disneyworld. It was great.
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by aTm » Tue May 11, 2021 2:50 pm

IB, does the name Mark Barnes or MF Barnes mean anything to you?
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by innocentbystander » Tue May 11, 2021 3:15 pm

aTm wrote: Tue May 11, 2021 2:50 pm IB, does the name Mark Barnes or MF Barnes mean anything to you?
No.
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Jungle Rat » Tue May 11, 2021 3:35 pm

innocentbystander wrote: Tue May 11, 2021 1:19 pm
sardis wrote: Tue May 11, 2021 12:41 pm My youngest comes home from college and tells me that his friend and him are thinking about traveling cross country. I asked him how he was paying for that, and he said they will DoorDash to make money as they go. I thought that was clever, but I'm probably be getting Zelle requests on that trip
Whatever happened to:
  • get a job (I am with jungle rat on this)
  • don't spend your entire paycheck
  • put money in the bank
  • get a vacation from work
  • dip into the bank account that you have been building for vacation
That is what I have done for every trip I have taken in my life. And this includes more thirty years ago when I was very very young. I talk about saving money and more often that not, the people I say this to look at me like I have three heads, they have never saved a penny in their lives

so depressing.
You're a fucking idiot. And just to be clear. We only agree on that one thing. The rest you can go fuck yourself.

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by innocentbystander » Tue May 11, 2021 3:38 pm

Jungle Rat wrote: Tue May 11, 2021 3:35 pm
innocentbystander wrote: Tue May 11, 2021 1:19 pm
sardis wrote: Tue May 11, 2021 12:41 pm My youngest comes home from college and tells me that his friend and him are thinking about traveling cross country. I asked him how he was paying for that, and he said they will DoorDash to make money as they go. I thought that was clever, but I'm probably be getting Zelle requests on that trip
Whatever happened to:
  • get a job (I am with jungle rat on this)
  • don't spend your entire paycheck
  • put money in the bank
  • get a vacation from work
  • dip into the bank account that you have been building for vacation
That is what I have done for every trip I have taken in my life. And this includes more thirty years ago when I was very very young. I talk about saving money and more often that not, the people I say this to look at me like I have three heads, they have never saved a penny in their lives

so depressing.
You're a fucking idiot. And just to be clear. We only agree on that one thing. The rest you can go fuck yourself.
fair enough
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Jungle Rat » Tue May 11, 2021 3:42 pm

I already have enough stalkers

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by innocentbystander » Tue May 11, 2021 3:52 pm

Jungle Rat wrote: Tue May 11, 2021 3:42 pm I already have enough stalkers
also fair enough

just remember rat, I don't give you a hard time
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Jungle Rat » Tue May 11, 2021 10:36 pm

You give me a migraine

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