College Football

The Forum Without Decorum.

Moderators: eCat, hedge, Cletus

User avatar
eCat
Mr. Pissant
Posts: 23363
Joined: Fri Feb 25, 2011 3:22 am
College Hoops Affiliation: Kentucky
Preferred Barbecue Style: Vinegar!
Mascot Fight: Bear/Grizzly/Etc
Location: The mediocre but almost livable city of Cincinnati

Re: College Football

Post by eCat » Wed Jan 20, 2021 10:18 am

goddamn Tennessee

Source: Tennessee #Vols got sloppy with recruiting. They were handing recruits cash in McDonald's bags when they visited campus.

also, how does this happen?

The university announced that Kevin Steele will serve as acting head coach while a search firm seeks out their next head coach. If you remember, Steele was Auburn’s interim head coach only 16 days ago. The month of January is still young. There is still time for Steele to become a three-time interim head coach in the first month of 2021.
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

DooKSucks
G. Pompous Ass, II, Esq.
Posts: 4856
Joined: Mon Feb 28, 2011 10:48 pm
College Hoops Affiliation: North Carolina
Preferred Barbecue Style: Vinegar!
Mascot Fight: Big Cat/Tiger/Lion/Etc

Re: College Football

Post by DooKSucks » Wed Jan 20, 2021 1:07 pm

The writing was on the wall as soon as they hired Steele as a "defensive assistant."

Word is that UGA has been sloppy too.

Over the years, the rumor has been that football programs have long had a tacit agreement that bag men stayed away from on campus events and kept payments at certain levels. The former was/is to keep a certain amount of plausible deniability and the latter was to keep folks from going too crazy.

As desperate as UT has been to be relevant again and as desperate as Smart is to avoid looking like Richt 2.0, I bet they were/are going overboard, I suspect that A&M, Clemson, Bama, Ohio State, Auburn, LSU and/or Florida ratted them out.
I proudly took AFAM 040 at Carolina.

User avatar
eCat
Mr. Pissant
Posts: 23363
Joined: Fri Feb 25, 2011 3:22 am
College Hoops Affiliation: Kentucky
Preferred Barbecue Style: Vinegar!
Mascot Fight: Bear/Grizzly/Etc
Location: The mediocre but almost livable city of Cincinnati

Re: College Football

Post by eCat » Wed Jan 20, 2021 1:16 pm

“I gotta be careful in my response here,” Kentucky Coach Mark Stoops said on Tuesday’s edition of Kentucky Sports Radio. “Did I see it coming? Yes, I’m grateful it came. Does it surprise me? Not one bit.”
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

User avatar
Jungle Rat
The Pied Piper of Crazy
Posts: 30225
Joined: Fri Feb 25, 2011 10:38 am
College Hoops Affiliation: Florida
Preferred Barbecue Style: Tomato!
Mascot Fight: Croc/Gator/Etc
Location: Crows Parents Basement

Re: College Football

Post by Jungle Rat » Wed Jan 20, 2021 10:56 pm

Ecat is a few days behind the real world.

User avatar
eCat
Mr. Pissant
Posts: 23363
Joined: Fri Feb 25, 2011 3:22 am
College Hoops Affiliation: Kentucky
Preferred Barbecue Style: Vinegar!
Mascot Fight: Bear/Grizzly/Etc
Location: The mediocre but almost livable city of Cincinnati

Re: College Football

Post by eCat » Sun Feb 07, 2021 11:34 pm

Bellicheck must feel like a moron right now
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

User avatar
eCat
Mr. Pissant
Posts: 23363
Joined: Fri Feb 25, 2011 3:22 am
College Hoops Affiliation: Kentucky
Preferred Barbecue Style: Vinegar!
Mascot Fight: Bear/Grizzly/Etc
Location: The mediocre but almost livable city of Cincinnati

Re: College Football

Post by eCat » Mon Feb 08, 2021 9:28 am

I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

User avatar
Bklyn
All-American
Posts: 8254
Joined: Fri Apr 29, 2011 6:08 pm
College Hoops Affiliation: Howard
Preferred Barbecue Style: Tomato!
Mascot Fight: Bear/Grizzly/Etc
Location: The County of Kings

Re: College Football

Post by Bklyn » Mon Feb 08, 2021 4:03 pm

Did Mathieu get an unsportsmanlike flag for yelling at Brady?

I hate Brady...largely as a hangover for being a Masshole Patriot. If there is anything that makes the Bucs win slightly palatable is that it's a victory for the old guy. I get to rub that in the face of the Associates and Analysts on my staff.
The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place.

User avatar
Jungle Rat
The Pied Piper of Crazy
Posts: 30225
Joined: Fri Feb 25, 2011 10:38 am
College Hoops Affiliation: Florida
Preferred Barbecue Style: Tomato!
Mascot Fight: Croc/Gator/Etc
Location: Crows Parents Basement

Re: College Football

Post by Jungle Rat » Mon Feb 08, 2021 4:08 pm

I think he got it for pointing his finger in his face. You never poke the Goat.

User avatar
Bklyn
All-American
Posts: 8254
Joined: Fri Apr 29, 2011 6:08 pm
College Hoops Affiliation: Howard
Preferred Barbecue Style: Tomato!
Mascot Fight: Bear/Grizzly/Etc
Location: The County of Kings

Re: College Football

Post by Bklyn » Mon Feb 08, 2021 4:29 pm

Fair point. He's lucky he wasn't tazed.
The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place.

User avatar
Jungle Rat
The Pied Piper of Crazy
Posts: 30225
Joined: Fri Feb 25, 2011 10:38 am
College Hoops Affiliation: Florida
Preferred Barbecue Style: Tomato!
Mascot Fight: Croc/Gator/Etc
Location: Crows Parents Basement

Re: College Football

Post by Jungle Rat » Tue Mar 02, 2021 2:56 pm

Bengals: Worst front office in the NFL.

Texans: Hold my beer

User avatar
Jungle Rat
The Pied Piper of Crazy
Posts: 30225
Joined: Fri Feb 25, 2011 10:38 am
College Hoops Affiliation: Florida
Preferred Barbecue Style: Tomato!
Mascot Fight: Croc/Gator/Etc
Location: Crows Parents Basement

Re: College Football

Post by Jungle Rat » Thu Apr 29, 2021 10:42 am

DRAFT NIGHT!

User avatar
Fifer
Junior
Posts: 622
Joined: Sat Feb 26, 2011 9:13 am
College Hoops Affiliation: Kentucky
Preferred Barbecue Style: Tomato!
Mascot Fight: Bear/Grizzly/Etc
Location: The "Nati

Re: College Football

Post by Fifer » Thu Apr 29, 2021 2:13 pm

DRAFT NIGHT!

If the Bengals had any possibility of a decent team I might give a $***, but Mike Brown is a thief, a cheat, a loser, a liar, and a dogshit eating garbage maggot.

User avatar
Jungle Rat
The Pied Piper of Crazy
Posts: 30225
Joined: Fri Feb 25, 2011 10:38 am
College Hoops Affiliation: Florida
Preferred Barbecue Style: Tomato!
Mascot Fight: Croc/Gator/Etc
Location: Crows Parents Basement

Re: College Football

Post by Jungle Rat » Thu Apr 29, 2021 3:41 pm

It's still the NFL. Nothing beats it.

User avatar
innocentbystander
All-American
Posts: 7702
Joined: Thu Apr 14, 2011 6:40 pm
College Hoops Affiliation: Boston College
Preferred Barbecue Style: Tomato!
Location: Arizona

Re: College Football

Post by innocentbystander » Thu Apr 29, 2021 3:44 pm

Fifer wrote: Thu Apr 29, 2021 2:13 pm DRAFT NIGHT!

If the Bengals had any possibility of a decent team I might give a $***, but Mike Brown is a thief, a cheat, a loser, a liar, and a dogshit eating garbage maggot.


New England fans LOVE the Bengals
Feminism: Eve eats ALL the apples, gives God the middle finder when He confronts her, and has the serpent serve Adam with an injunction ordering him to both stay away from her AND to provide her food and shelter because he dragged her out of the Garden.

User avatar
Jungle Rat
The Pied Piper of Crazy
Posts: 30225
Joined: Fri Feb 25, 2011 10:38 am
College Hoops Affiliation: Florida
Preferred Barbecue Style: Tomato!
Mascot Fight: Croc/Gator/Etc
Location: Crows Parents Basement

Re: College Football

Post by Jungle Rat » Thu Apr 29, 2021 4:37 pm

Why?

User avatar
innocentbystander
All-American
Posts: 7702
Joined: Thu Apr 14, 2011 6:40 pm
College Hoops Affiliation: Boston College
Preferred Barbecue Style: Tomato!
Location: Arizona

Re: College Football

Post by innocentbystander » Fri Apr 30, 2021 1:42 am

Jungle Rat wrote: Thu Apr 29, 2021 4:37 pmWhy?
Nothing can stop a losing streak for the Patriots faster than a game against the Bengals. That is why.
Feminism: Eve eats ALL the apples, gives God the middle finder when He confronts her, and has the serpent serve Adam with an injunction ordering him to both stay away from her AND to provide her food and shelter because he dragged her out of the Garden.

User avatar
hedge
Legend
Posts: 26767
Joined: Mon Feb 28, 2011 11:09 am
College Hoops Affiliation: North Carolina
Preferred Barbecue Style: Vinegar!
Mascot Fight: Bear/Grizzly/Etc

Re: College Football

Post by hedge » Fri Apr 30, 2021 7:39 am

Jungle Rat wrote: Thu Apr 29, 2021 3:41 pm It's still the NFL. Nothing beats it.
So obviously you like pro football better than pro baseball. What is your ranking of sports (college and pro) in your order of enjoyment?
I want someone's ass blistered in the middle of Thanksgiving Square.

User avatar
Jungle Rat
The Pied Piper of Crazy
Posts: 30225
Joined: Fri Feb 25, 2011 10:38 am
College Hoops Affiliation: Florida
Preferred Barbecue Style: Tomato!
Mascot Fight: Croc/Gator/Etc
Location: Crows Parents Basement

Re: College Football

Post by Jungle Rat » Fri Apr 30, 2021 8:29 am

innocentbystander wrote: Fri Apr 30, 2021 1:42 am
Jungle Rat wrote: Thu Apr 29, 2021 4:37 pmWhy?
Nothing can stop a losing streak for the Patriots faster than a game against the Bengals. That is why.
They've only played 26 times in NFL history. Doesn't make sense.

User avatar
Jungle Rat
The Pied Piper of Crazy
Posts: 30225
Joined: Fri Feb 25, 2011 10:38 am
College Hoops Affiliation: Florida
Preferred Barbecue Style: Tomato!
Mascot Fight: Croc/Gator/Etc
Location: Crows Parents Basement

Re: College Football

Post by Jungle Rat » Fri Apr 30, 2021 8:32 am

hedge wrote: Fri Apr 30, 2021 7:39 am
Jungle Rat wrote: Thu Apr 29, 2021 3:41 pm It's still the NFL. Nothing beats it.
So obviously you like pro football better than pro baseball. What is your ranking of sports (college and pro) in your order of enjoyment?
Growing up baseball was obviously #1 but not so much anymore.

NFL
College Football
MLB
College Basketball
Eye Gouging
NBA/Kickball

User avatar
BigRedMan
Senior
Posts: 3025
Joined: Fri Feb 25, 2011 9:17 am
College Hoops Affiliation: Indiana
Preferred Barbecue Style: Tomato!
Mascot Fight: Big Cat/Tiger/Lion/Etc

Re: College Football

Post by BigRedMan » Fri Apr 30, 2021 8:49 am

I wish that the Michael Jordan of Eye Gouging would be your next opponent..........
Sure, I've been called a xenophobe, but the truth is, I'm not. I honestly just feel that America is the best country and the other countries aren't as good. That used to be called patriotism.

Post Reply