College Football
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- TheBigMook
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- AugustWest
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Re: College Football
I know it's preseason but it looks like 20 straight years of top-5 draft picks may finally be helping Detroit.
U*NC is the cleanest most honest athletic program on the planet. I am jealous of their deserved success, and I'm a mewling cunt.
- Hizzy III
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Re: College Football
I don't think you can try to look as bad as the 49ers looked tonight.
Total Offense: Houston 416, SF 105
1st Downs: Houston 29, SF 6
Total Plays: Houston 79, SF 41
TOP: Houston 40:24, SF 19:36
If not for Houston's three turnovers, they win this game 41-0. They also kneeled on the ball going in for another score. I mean, just putrid for SF. They did next to nothing right other than reading that screen pass to start the game that was returned for a TD.
Total Offense: Houston 416, SF 105
1st Downs: Houston 29, SF 6
Total Plays: Houston 79, SF 41
TOP: Houston 40:24, SF 19:36
If not for Houston's three turnovers, they win this game 41-0. They also kneeled on the ball going in for another score. I mean, just putrid for SF. They did next to nothing right other than reading that screen pass to start the game that was returned for a TD.
From the town of Possum's Paw, Alabama, standing 6'2" and weighing 150 lbs, the one, the only, the legend... Bootney Farnsworth.
- TheBigMook
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Re: College Football
THE OG SSG
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Re: College Football
"at least your helmets are one of the coolest in the L."
That's kinda on the same level as Carl being told by the Dali Lama that he will receive total consciousness on his deathbed: "So you've got that going for you"...
That's kinda on the same level as Carl being told by the Dali Lama that he will receive total consciousness on his deathbed: "So you've got that going for you"...
I want someone's ass blistered in the middle of Thanksgiving Square.
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Re: College Football
You hafta lean on something. Silver linings and shit...
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- TheBigMook
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Re: College Football
Great job ESPN in your coverage of the Colerain/Cocoa game. Zero mention of Coombs having been the head coach there. Dingleberries.
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Re: College Football
AugustWest wrote:the panthers would be a much better team with AJ Green than Cam Newton.
how about AC Green? he wouldn't be distracted by the pussy
- Bklyn
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Re: College Football
but maybe by the nude showering.
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Re: College Football
I think he was just dickless
- crashcourse
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Re: College Football
manning off the "PUP" list
colts looked pretty good against greenbay
concur that ravens redskins game was pretty entertaining
gaints/jets tonight I think--have to swim to get there
colts looked pretty good against greenbay
concur that ravens redskins game was pretty entertaining
gaints/jets tonight I think--have to swim to get there
- Jungle Rat
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Re: College Football
Hello last week.
- Jungle Rat
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Re: College Football
Looks like Benson will be wearing different stripes come October.
- Jungle Rat
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- eCat
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Re: College Football
Benson is my starting RB!
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
- TheBigMook
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Re: College Football
Brown must be tickled. I bet he doesn't have to pay Benson while he is in jail. If Mikey boy found out he could field an entire team of retirees and inmates, he might just jizz his pants.
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Re: College Football
I got some RB from Philly named Lesean something. I've never heard of him but he was rated as the No. 1 RB
- Bklyn
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Re: College Football
McCoy. He's going to be a big points scorer this year, particularly if the O Line doesn't get better. Vick will need plenty of safety valves to keep the rush off his ass...and McCoy is the guy. Celek may even have to stay back a bit to block, so his touches as tight end may drop. I think McCoy and Maclin will be really productive this year for Philly.
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- Ron Mexico
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Re: College Football
Jesus Stu, you sound like the secretary somebody invited into the fantasy league.
"I don't know much about this Tom Brady character but I saw his wife on a magazine cover and she sure looked pretty."
"I don't know much about this Tom Brady character but I saw his wife on a magazine cover and she sure looked pretty."