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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Jungle Rat » Wed Apr 07, 2021 1:15 pm

Corky is gonna be pissed because it's just not true.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by eCat » Wed Apr 07, 2021 1:45 pm

not a good year for the Miller bros.

Miller doesn't have a good year at Arizona - gets fired
Bill Self does the same thing miller does, gets a lifetime contract
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by DooKSucks » Wed Apr 07, 2021 2:06 pm

There's a key difference: Self has had some real tournament success.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by DooKSucks » Wed Apr 07, 2021 2:10 pm

NO POST SEASON
First Round (Xavier)
Second Round (Xavier)
Elite 8 (Xavier)
Sweet 16 (Xavier)
NO POST SEASON
Elite 8 (Zona)
NIT First Round (Zona)
Sweet 16 (Zona)
Elite 8 (Zona)
Elite 8 (Zona)
First Round (Zona)
Sweet 16 (Zona)
First Round (Zona)
NO POST SEASON
SEASON CANCELLED
INELIGIBLE DUE TO SELF IMPOSED POST SEASON BAN

That's not the type of coaching record that saves your ass when you get caught cheating.

Bill Self has been to multiple Final Fours and has a title. That is the type of success that saves your ass.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by DooKSucks » Wed Apr 07, 2021 2:11 pm

Archie Miller is ruing the day he told NC State he was too big to interview with them before IU hired him. State would have given Miller a much longer leash (and more reasonable expectations) and a similar salary.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

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DooKSucks wrote: ↑Wed Apr 07, 2021 2:10 pm NO POST SEASON
First Round (Xavier)
Second Round (Xavier)
Elite 8 (Xavier)
Sweet 16 (Xavier)
NO POST SEASON
Elite 8 (Zona)
NIT First Round (Zona)
Sweet 16 (Zona)
Elite 8 (Zona)
Elite 8 (Zona)
First Round (Zona)
Sweet 16 (Zona)
First Round (Zona)
NO POST SEASON
SEASON CANCELLED
INELIGIBLE DUE TO SELF IMPOSED POST SEASON BAN

That's not the type of coaching record that saves your ass when you get caught cheating.

Bill Self has been to multiple Final Fours and has a title. That is the type of success that saves your ass.
not when they get taken away
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by DooKSucks » Wed Apr 07, 2021 2:14 pm

You'll never convince me that the NCAA didn't have a long time hard-on for Slick Rick (and it was well deserved), and that was the real reason that title was stripped. I will always believe that.
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Post by aTm » Wed Apr 07, 2021 4:13 pm

What former player can they hire? Josh Pastner?
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by eCat » Wed Apr 07, 2021 4:52 pm

Isn't Miles Simon a coach somewhere
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by aTm » Wed Apr 07, 2021 5:31 pm

Assistant with the Lakers. I guess there's also Luke Walton
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by goldenbear » Thu Apr 08, 2021 9:33 pm

I love the Davis hire just hope they adapt of helping off of strong side shooters.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by hedge » Fri Apr 09, 2021 7:42 am

I'd like to help off you with some shooters...
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Jungle Rat » Fri Apr 09, 2021 9:08 am

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by eCat » Mon Apr 12, 2021 2:26 pm

I think Cal has asked like 20 kids in the transfer portal to come to Kentucky

He just asked a guy named Rocket Watts from MSU

And he's all over Brooks and Kessler from UNC

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when Cal sees a 25% three point shooter in the transfer portal
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by hedge » Mon Apr 12, 2021 3:40 pm

I don't think Kessler is going to UK. I'd say Gonzaga. But he might come back to UNC...
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Jungle Rat » Mon Apr 12, 2021 4:00 pm

Bearcats program is on life support once again. 6 portal. Head coach fired 2 years after Skip left. Total mess. (Think the Gators are having problems too). Bob Huggins is the glue for UC. You watch.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by hedge » Mon Apr 12, 2021 4:22 pm

So you're saying you want to sniff Bob Huggins?
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by eCat » Mon Apr 12, 2021 4:31 pm

I don't think anyone is coming to UK, that is why he is out there trying to get guys named Rocket Watts
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Jungle Rat » Mon Apr 12, 2021 4:43 pm

hedge wrote: ↑Mon Apr 12, 2021 4:22 pm So you're saying you want to sniff Bob Huggins?
I have before. Cigars and whiskey.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by sardis » Mon Apr 12, 2021 5:23 pm

WV Huggins >>> UC Huggins
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