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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Saint » Wed Jan 20, 2021 11:00 pm

I just remember the smell of horseshit by our Holiday Inn in Lexington when we spent the night there on the way to Alpine Valley to see the Dead in 1988. It was like the whole town smelled like horseshit.

Maybe it was the future of UK hoops that stunk.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Jungle Rat » Wed Jan 20, 2021 11:05 pm

It was real. Your accommodations though are suspect.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by eCat » Wed Jan 20, 2021 11:16 pm

14 game win streak over Georgia ends tonight

before the game Cal said every position was open and players would earn it, that UK fans might see a new starting 4

after the game (loss) Cal said he caved to fan pressure and he should have known better than to mess up his rotation.

yes, Cal, because at 4-8, clearly you are a basketball Genius this year.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by The Anti k* » Wed Jan 20, 2021 11:43 pm

eCat —Kentucky is living Carolina’s nightmare from last season. For your sake, just hope it doesn’t snowball into our abominable 8-20 team.

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Post by eCat » Wed Jan 20, 2021 11:48 pm

you think we'll win 8?

we just lost back to back to 1-4 teams in the SEC
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by hedge » Thu Jan 21, 2021 10:20 am

"before the game Cal said every position was open and players would earn it, that UK fans might see a new starting 4"

Maybe he should've started 5...
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Jungle Rat » Thu Jan 21, 2021 10:31 am

If UK sucks will anyone be there to see it?

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Post by Dave23 » Thu Jan 21, 2021 8:51 pm

Memphis just finished the 1st half shooting 6-9 from 3, and 3-19 from 2...and they’re up 6 vs Wichita State...

The bloom is just about off Penny’s rose...
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by eCat » Thu Jan 21, 2021 8:57 pm

hedge wrote: Thu Jan 21, 2021 10:20 am "before the game Cal said every position was open and players would earn it, that UK fans might see a new starting 4"

Maybe he should've started 5...
fans were joking as a response to that they'd were saying, Ok he's starting Boston and 4 new guys
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by eCat » Thu Jan 21, 2021 8:57 pm

Dave23 wrote: Thu Jan 21, 2021 8:51 pm Memphis just finished the 1st half shooting 6-9 from 3, and 3-19 from 2...and they’re up 6 vs Wichita State...

The bloom is just about off Penny’s rose...
I know a coach that might be available at the end of the season. He just has a $57m buyout
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Dave23 » Thu Jan 21, 2021 9:21 pm

The Tigers are probably still paying off Tubby’s buyout...
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by hedge » Tue Jan 26, 2021 10:20 pm

Unranked Alabama knocks off #9 UK. Huge upset. Oh wait, Alabama is #9 and UK is unranked. That's not an upset at all. I guess the real upsait would've been if UK had won...
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by eCat » Tue Jan 26, 2021 11:15 pm

We are almost good enough to start claiming moral victories
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by hedge » Wed Jan 27, 2021 8:37 am

Welcome to last year for UNC fans..
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Saint » Wed Jan 27, 2021 5:39 pm

Fuck basketball

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by eCat » Wed Jan 27, 2021 5:56 pm

yea
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Jungle Rat » Wed Jan 27, 2021 8:34 pm

Poor ecat. Can't even cut the grass

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Jungle Rat » Fri Jan 29, 2021 9:08 pm

Way to many dying this month. Can I write a wish list?

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