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Re: College Football

Post by TheBigMook » Sat Aug 27, 2011 3:19 pm

He can go back to outrunning Riverbend security.
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Re: College Football

Post by AugustWest » Sat Aug 27, 2011 10:39 pm

I know it's preseason but it looks like 20 straight years of top-5 draft picks may finally be helping Detroit.
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Re: College Football

Post by Hizzy III » Sat Aug 27, 2011 11:09 pm

I don't think you can try to look as bad as the 49ers looked tonight.

Total Offense: Houston 416, SF 105
1st Downs: Houston 29, SF 6
Total Plays: Houston 79, SF 41
TOP: Houston 40:24, SF 19:36

If not for Houston's three turnovers, they win this game 41-0. They also kneeled on the ball going in for another score. I mean, just putrid for SF. They did next to nothing right other than reading that screen pass to start the game that was returned for a TD.
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Re: College Football

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Post by hedge » Sun Aug 28, 2011 11:47 am

"at least your helmets are one of the coolest in the L."

That's kinda on the same level as Carl being told by the Dali Lama that he will receive total consciousness on his deathbed: "So you've got that going for you"...
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Re: College Football

Post by Bklyn » Sun Aug 28, 2011 7:28 pm

You hafta lean on something. Silver linings and shit...
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Post by TheBigMook » Sun Aug 28, 2011 10:45 pm

Great job ESPN in your coverage of the Colerain/Cocoa game. Zero mention of Coombs having been the head coach there. Dingleberries.
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Re: College Football

Post by Saint » Mon Aug 29, 2011 12:21 am

AugustWest wrote:the panthers would be a much better team with AJ Green than Cam Newton.

how about AC Green? he wouldn't be distracted by the pussy

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Post by Bklyn » Mon Aug 29, 2011 12:56 am

but maybe by the nude showering.
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Post by Saint » Mon Aug 29, 2011 1:04 am

I think he was just dickless

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Re: College Football

Post by crashcourse » Mon Aug 29, 2011 1:39 pm

manning off the "PUP" list
colts looked pretty good against greenbay

concur that ravens redskins game was pretty entertaining

gaints/jets tonight I think--have to swim to get there

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Re: College Football

Post by Jungle Rat » Mon Aug 29, 2011 2:58 pm

Hello last week.

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Re: College Football

Post by Jungle Rat » Mon Aug 29, 2011 7:33 pm

Looks like Benson will be wearing different stripes come October.

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Re: College Football

Post by eCat » Mon Aug 29, 2011 9:05 pm

Benson is my starting RB!
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: College Football

Post by TheBigMook » Mon Aug 29, 2011 10:09 pm

Brown must be tickled. I bet he doesn't have to pay Benson while he is in jail. If Mikey boy found out he could field an entire team of retirees and inmates, he might just jizz his pants.
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Re: College Football

Post by Saint » Tue Aug 30, 2011 1:25 am

I got some RB from Philly named Lesean something. I've never heard of him but he was rated as the No. 1 RB

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Re: College Football

Post by Bklyn » Tue Aug 30, 2011 9:30 am

McCoy. He's going to be a big points scorer this year, particularly if the O Line doesn't get better. Vick will need plenty of safety valves to keep the rush off his ass...and McCoy is the guy. Celek may even have to stay back a bit to block, so his touches as tight end may drop. I think McCoy and Maclin will be really productive this year for Philly.
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Re: College Football

Post by Ron Mexico » Tue Aug 30, 2011 3:18 pm

Jesus Stu, you sound like the secretary somebody invited into the fantasy league.

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