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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by DooKSucks » Mon Dec 21, 2020 2:28 pm

The Anti k* wrote: ↑Mon Dec 21, 2020 12:57 pm This is sounding like the Doherty implosion at Carolina (minus a title and several Final Fours)....

Cal isn't a complete fucking lunatic who tries to physically harm his players, but yes, things look like they're awful up there in Lexington.

It breaks my heart...
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Jungle Rat » Mon Dec 21, 2020 2:48 pm

I'm loving it.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by eCat » Mon Dec 21, 2020 3:14 pm

I found a tweet from our AD

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by eCat » Mon Dec 21, 2020 3:44 pm

How deep do problems run at UK?
Tucker: Pretty damn deep. Off to the program's worst start in almost 100 years, the Wildcats are in full-blown meltdown mode. None of the players wanted to speak to the media after Saturday's loss to North Carolina, so injured sophomore Keion Brooks did it. Not a great sign. And sources close to the program indicate Calipari is currently in a power struggle with multiple other key players on this roster.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Dave23 » Mon Dec 21, 2020 9:44 pm

Fucking tragic...
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by eCat » Tue Dec 22, 2020 6:16 am

Here is what Coach asshat said on his radio show yesterday

"Keep perspective...we lose a basketball game while families need food, rent, etc"

the man makes $9m a year to coach basketball and he is lecturing Kentucky people about keeping economic perspective.

UK Athletics has a $35m drop in revenues this year.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by hedge » Tue Dec 22, 2020 6:59 am

I love the fact that the same year UK is shitting the bed on the court and UK fans are in revolt against Cal is the same year Trump got thrown out on his fat ass...
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Jungle Rat » Tue Dec 22, 2020 9:05 am

I think most teams have had a major drop in revenue this year. Cal will just leave and go fail in the NBA again.
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Post by BigRedMan » Tue Dec 22, 2020 5:02 pm

Or maybe he can schedule the IU game on a neutral courts.
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Post by Jungle Rat » Tue Dec 22, 2020 10:22 pm

NC State?
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Post by The Anti k* » Tue Dec 22, 2020 10:31 pm

Magnifies how pathetic our outside shooting is this year. Absolutely abysmal...
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Post by hedge » Wed Dec 23, 2020 5:06 am

This UNC team is decidedly less than the sum of its parts, at least at this point. I like our players, but something's not clicking yet in terms of team play. Well, they're young, let's see if we can pull a UK (well, not lately, but the first several years of Cal's tenure) and roll into the tourny clicking, and maybe sneak into the FF. Seems like we've got the talent, sans shooting. Oh yeah, and NCState ain't bad. I know Roy hates losing to them, but it's only like the 4th time he's lost to them since he came back to UNC. I'll give him a pass on this one...
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Post by DooKSucks » Wed Dec 23, 2020 12:13 pm

Fifth...

It's State's tenth win against Carolina since Sendek was hired.
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Post by hedge » Wed Dec 23, 2020 1:43 pm

Well, 5 losses in 18 seasons. Not bad...
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by eCat » Wed Dec 23, 2020 4:48 pm

Cal's biggest problem at the moment isn't a 1-5 start, its this......


Tubby 2003-07 to Cal 2016-20:

Tubby 131-40 for 76.6%
Cal 140-39 for 78.2%

SEC combined titles
Tubby 4
Cal 6

NCAAT record
Tubby 9-5
Cal 9-4 in 1 less tourney

Both had 2 Elite 8s and 0 Final 4s

Losses to unranked teams:
Tubby 19
Cal 21

Record versus ranked teams
Tubby 25-21
Cal 22-18
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by sardis » Wed Dec 23, 2020 5:40 pm

I thought y’all’s expectations would be lower by now.
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Post by hedge » Wed Dec 23, 2020 5:43 pm

Yeah, but Tubby was... well, you know...
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by 10ac » Wed Dec 23, 2020 8:37 pm

Colored?
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by hedge » Wed Dec 23, 2020 8:44 pm

Well as they say, you might've been born at night, but not last night....
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Saint » Wed Dec 23, 2020 11:44 pm

eCat wrote: ↑Wed Dec 23, 2020 4:48 pm Cal's biggest problem at the moment isn't a 1-5 start, its this......


Tubby 2003-07 to Cal 2016-20:

Tubby 131-40 for 76.6%
Cal 140-39 for 78.2%

SEC combined titles
Tubby 4
Cal 6

NCAAT record
Tubby 9-5
Cal 9-4 in 1 less tourney

Both had 2 Elite 8s and 0 Final 4s

Losses to unranked teams:
Tubby 19
Cal 21

Record versus ranked teams
Tubby 25-21
Cal 22-18
They both had shitty sons on the team, too!
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