Alabama Crimson Tide

[10ac]

It's all about the Benjamins.

[dave_rickart]

https://www.espn.com/college-football/s ... -game-rule

You knew it would happen... Michigan says you can’t beat us if we don’t play... Big10 says we got ya baby. I don’t care one way or another, but if I were an Indiana player or staff, I’d be pretty pissed..

definitely would be pissed at myself for being an Indiana player or staff....

[hedge]

Damn, I hate to say it, but B+...

[GBJs]

https://www.espn.com/college-football/s ... -game-rule

You knew it would happen... Michigan says you can’t beat us if we don’t play... Big10 says we got ya baby. I don’t care one way or another, but if I were an Indiana player or staff, I’d be pretty pissed..

definitely would be pissed at myself for being an Indiana player or staff....

I can't necessarily disagree with ya... but damn.

And you're right 10AC... it's definitely about the money.

[GBJs]

And of course...

GO NAVY!! BEAT ARMY!!

[AlabamAlum]

This morning a damp wind rushed in through my partially opened bedroom window and ruffled the crumpled cotton sheets. The early morning sun struggled to break through ominous gray clouds in a weak attempt to top the dark hills that roughly frame my land. The neighbors’ dogs yelped and howled at the distant claps of thunder over the cacophonous soundtrack of an old riding lawnmower. The squeaky hinge of a storm-loosened shutter screamed for oil. This harsh and obnoxious clatter finally forced an unwilling Morpheus to relinquish his control of my dream-like, semiconscious state.

I am now awake, but I certainly don’t want to be.

Against my will - and much like a junkie driven by an irrepressible jones - the smell of freshly brewed coffee pulls me from my bed and I lumber to the kitchen to pour myself a cup of hot comfort. Groggily, I drink, rub my aching brow, and yawn. Time is in limbo. With the kitchen window closed the sounds that so rudely pulled me from my deep slumber are now inaudible. It is quiet - almost reverent. All is calm until the memory of yesterday wrestles my thoughts from me.

Did it really happen? Could it be true? I have to know for sure.

The cup is now empty but my dealer, Mr. Coffee, is beckoning me to return for another dose. Summoning my dubious willpower, I ignore its siren song and open my front door and proceed to trip through the cool morning dew of my yard to retrieve the chronicle of the previous day’s events: the Tuesday morning paper.

Upon return, and with the second cup of coffee in hand, I quickly discard the unnecessary and wholly irrelevant front-page and classifieds. Sales papers and obituaries are cast asunder and festooned around my living room. With malice, the travel and business sections are quickly dispatched as I secure the object of my frantic search: The sports page. My mind is racing: Did I dream it? Was it a figment of my imagination? Was my drunken state responsible for conjuring some joyous memory of yore and superimposing it on my present-day reality? Did the University of Alabama really win the SEC championship? Was fitting tribute once again placed at the recently defiled Altar of Bryant?

The Truth is confirmed: Alabama did post a glorious and valiant victory in the battle with the evil reptilian marauders and their amoral leader. The taste of my coffee sweetens with the thought. I quickly read and re-read the article as if the box score would transmogrify in front of my sleepy eyes and betray my now contented mind. To my nervous relief the words hold true to their original message and the cosmic change on my surroundings is instantly palpable.

Like the promise of a rainbow after a storm, the day begins to take on a warm luster. The Earth is now a better, happier place. The foreboding heavens follow suit as the storm clouds hurriedly retreat from view and give way to a vibrant and intense sunlight that shines more vividly than anytime in recent memory. The visual rapture of that brightness overflows onto the surrounding hills and bathes the entire area with a divine brilliance that provides a shimmering, iridescent halo to all that it touches.

This breathtaking and spiritually reborn vista is joined in perfect accompaniment by the clean, sweet scent of my once dying - now thriving - magnolia trees. The recently blighted, brown-leafed trees now proudly flaunt healthy hues of rich forest green. Birds return to their nests and squirrels zigzag across the plush lawn. Children laugh and play and run and sing the happy songs of youth and innocence again. Like dominoes, one positive turn leads to another as happiness spreads from house to house; from neighborhood to neighborhood; from city to city; and, ultimately, the entire Earth returns to its correct axis and orbit.

I am now comforted and my psyche healed. I am whole. And like the Israelites, after wandering in the wilderness for years, I will take this miraculous manna from heaven and nourish myself until completely sated. The villainous usurper is banished and contentment and joy - rapturous joy - are scepter and orb symbols of the returned and rightful King.

Above, heaven and gods blush with obvious envy at their worldly superiors. Truly, this game was the salve and nectar that my battered soul craved.

[GBJs]

Bout time with that classic!! Damn glad to see ya AA!!

[The Gray Ghost]

Can the account of the 82 Liberty Bowl be far behind?

[Jungle Rat]

I wonder who wrote this for him

[GBJs]

Merry Christmas all.

[GBJs]

Happy New Year !!!

[GBJs]

Hope Coach Saban had a great anniversary today!

... he’ll be gone in 2 years!!!!!.....

[GBJs]

Congratulations DeVonta!!!!! He is The Man!!!

[Jungle Rat]

Well deserved. Don't understand Trask 4th though.

[GBJs]

I do... Sunshine was second. Based on the season I hoped Devonta would win. Second to me was pretty much a pick em between Mac Jones and Trask. KT had phenomenal numbers but 3 losses at voting time.

What I was really hoping for was Smith, Jones, Trask and Najee Harris as the 4 finalists. Guess that was just a little too much.

[Jungle Rat]

Don't know who sunshine is but Trask should have been above Jones.

[Jungle Rat]

Florida only had 2 losses before the voting deadline

[GBJs]

Sunshine, Trevor Lawrence.

[Jungle Rat]

I hope he gets ass raped and has his head shaved.

[dave_rickart]

you have some odd dreams....