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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Jungle Rat » Sun Dec 13, 2020 8:48 pm

Never been there.

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by sardis » Sun Dec 13, 2020 9:10 pm

Nearest Costco to us is 35 miles away. Before we moved it was 10. We cancelled ours because we never go.

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Post by eCat » Sun Dec 13, 2020 9:44 pm

as crazy as it sounds, one of the reasons we haven't be able to buy land is because we can't find anything within 40 miles of Costco. I just don't want to be anymore remote than that.
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by eCat » Sun Dec 13, 2020 9:45 pm

hedge wrote: Sun Dec 13, 2020 7:54 pm What about those chocolate covered doughnuts?
I don't think they have them. I just finished the last one out of the box today.
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by hedge » Sun Dec 13, 2020 11:00 pm

eCat wrote: Sun Dec 13, 2020 9:44 pm as crazy as it sounds, one of the reasons we haven't be able to buy land is because we can't find anything within 40 miles of Costco. I just don't want to be anymore remote than that.
From what you've said, it sounds like if you quit going to Costco you'd be able to pay for the land in 10 years with the money you saved....
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by eCat » Mon Dec 14, 2020 8:09 am

hedge wrote: Sun Dec 13, 2020 11:00 pm
eCat wrote: Sun Dec 13, 2020 9:44 pm as crazy as it sounds, one of the reasons we haven't be able to buy land is because we can't find anything within 40 miles of Costco. I just don't want to be anymore remote than that.
From what you've said, it sounds like if you quit going to Costco you'd be able to pay for the land in 10 years with the money you saved....
a good chunk of it yea, but it would be a shitty 10 years of living.
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by hedge » Mon Dec 14, 2020 8:43 am

You could plant some corn, man...
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Jungle Rat » Mon Dec 14, 2020 8:58 am

eCat wrote: Mon Dec 14, 2020 8:09 am
hedge wrote: Sun Dec 13, 2020 11:00 pm
eCat wrote: Sun Dec 13, 2020 9:44 pm as crazy as it sounds, one of the reasons we haven't be able to buy land is because we can't find anything within 40 miles of Costco. I just don't want to be anymore remote than that.
From what you've said, it sounds like if you quit going to Costco you'd be able to pay for the land in 10 years with the money you saved....
a good chunk of it yea, but it would be a shitty 10 years of living.
You live in Milford. How more shitty can it get?

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Post by eCat » Mon Dec 14, 2020 9:39 am

hedge wrote: Mon Dec 14, 2020 8:43 am You could plant some corn, man...
the last place we looked at was a cattle farm - had a pond, tobacco barn, fenced

my wife went full on green acres

"we could get some chickens, a couple of milk cows and some for meat"

I threw her ass in the car and left there as fast as I could.
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by hedge » Mon Dec 14, 2020 10:29 am

You'd make a good farmer. You could keep the tractors running and fix up all the shit that constantly needs fixing on a farm. You wife could handle the animal husbandry...
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Jungle Rat » Mon Dec 14, 2020 10:56 am

He could hire stu

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by AlabamAlum » Mon Dec 14, 2020 11:07 am

I love Costco, too. I will go in for $15 worth of AA batteries and leave with 12 lbs of ribeyes, a new desk chair, and 144 cans of baked beans.
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Jungle Rat » Mon Dec 14, 2020 11:40 am

Don't forget the Advil

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by hedge » Mon Dec 14, 2020 12:14 pm

"I will go in for $15 worth of AA batteries"

Are you referring to the size of batteries that you are likely to buy, or referring to yourself in the 3rd person, irregardless of battery size?
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Post by DooKSucks » Mon Dec 14, 2020 12:36 pm

We have a “BJ’s” but no Costco. There is a Costco at the beach five miles from the condo, but I don’t go down there so I can lug groceries back here.
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Jungle Rat » Mon Dec 14, 2020 2:00 pm

Flip your collar up and shut it

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by hedge » Thu Dec 17, 2020 7:13 am

Cocaine 'ghost boat' washes up in Marshall Islands

Police in the Marshall Islands have found their biggest drug haul ever, in an abandoned boat washed ashore on a small atoll.

It's thought the vessel might have drifted across the Pacific Ocean from Latin America, spending possibly months out at sea.

The 649kg (1,430lb) of cocaine have an estimated street value of $80m (£61m).

https://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-55343208
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by hedge » Thu Dec 17, 2020 7:15 am

Stu's dream: Police incinerated all of the packets apart from two which have been sent to the US Drug Enforcement Administration

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Post by hedge » Thu Dec 17, 2020 12:57 pm

21 facing federal charges in 'large-scale' drug ring involving UNC fraternities

https://abc11.com/drug-ring-fraternity- ... e/8845768/
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by eCat » Thu Dec 17, 2020 12:59 pm

at first I thought this picture was going to lead in with some horseshit about how great Carolina Bar B Q is. Lawyerboy is already throwing that shit around on facebook.
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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