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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by hedge » Tue Dec 01, 2020 3:51 pm

I don't know how the driver of the car survived, even though my truck T-boned him on the passenger side. But if there had been a passenger, they would've been killed instantly, seatbelt, airbag, whatever, they would've been reduced to jelly...
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Jungle Rat » Tue Dec 01, 2020 4:42 pm

Like I said...

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by 10ac » Tue Dec 01, 2020 7:59 pm

Or in the cab of the truck while ecat tosses a match in it.
Let 'er Blow!

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Re: Uncle Bud

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by eCat » Fri Dec 04, 2020 10:35 am

I'll fight any man that tries to take these away

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that said, they are like $5.99 a box retail so I only buy them when they are on sale, which they are at Kroger for $3.29
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by hedge » Fri Dec 04, 2020 11:19 am

Come on man, isn't your satisfaction worth a buck seventy?
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Post by eCat » Fri Dec 04, 2020 11:26 am

'bout three fiddy
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Jungle Rat » Fri Dec 04, 2020 11:28 am

Yum

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Jungle Rat » Fri Dec 04, 2020 11:29 am

Love their chocolate chip cookies

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Post by hedge » Fri Dec 04, 2020 12:53 pm

I used to buy packs of Now Laters before school for a dime and then sell them individually throughout the day for a nickel apiece...
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Jungle Rat » Fri Dec 04, 2020 2:03 pm

Future drug dealer

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Post by hedge » Fri Dec 04, 2020 7:11 pm

When you see something work at a young age, it's hard to get away from it...
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Post by eCat » Sat Dec 05, 2020 12:07 pm

Meijer has them on sale for $3 a box

hot damn
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by hedge » Sun Dec 06, 2020 11:52 am

The recent full moon was known as the Beaver moon...

https://www.almanac.com/content/full-moon-november
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Post by hedge » Mon Dec 07, 2020 1:54 pm

I want someone's ass blistered in the middle of Thanksgiving Square.

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Post by hedge » Fri Dec 11, 2020 5:14 am

I want someone's ass blistered in the middle of Thanksgiving Square.

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by sardis » Fri Dec 11, 2020 7:44 am

I wish your liver would shut down.

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by eCat » Sun Dec 13, 2020 6:54 pm

I recognize I'm probably not telling anyone here anything they don't already know but just in case......

I'm pretty much addicted to Costco. I'm dropping at least $400 there a month and its not my primary grocer. Been a member there for years but incrementally its just started taking over my paycheck.

Highly recommend the Sausage lasagna , the Chicken Marsala, and the Angus Brisket burgers
plus if you aren't buying your beef and pork from them you're probably paying too much for lower quality meat.

Fila sneakers for $20, lined flannel shirts for $14 and insulated hoodies for $19. Eggs and Dairy are priced well. Produce is high quality but not what I'd call cheap. Dog food is also the really good stuff - no chinese shit that will kill your dog, but you'll pay $33 a bag for it. OTC medicine that is the Kirkland brand is priced better than CVS or Walgreens. Also they are one of the few places that sells real virgin olive oil that isn't mixed with something else.

if you haven't already joined their cult, if there is one within 40 miles of where you live, you should join - good prices on pharmacy (you don't have to be a member to use it) and if you are lucky enough to find one with a liquor store, the Kirkland brands are made by well known distilleries, such as their imported vodka is made by Grey Goose. Not sure who makes their domestic. Great prices on liquor.

What I don't buy there that a lot of people do are tires and electronics. I'm sure their prices are good, but their stuff is so high end, its out of my price range. I'm buying Chinese brand tires that I've never heard of and Hisense or TCL TVs. That's Sam's club horseshit, not Costco. I'm not paying $900 for a set of tires until they are for flying cars and I don't want a 4K curved TV with Roku , bluetooth and spatial surround sound. I'm not sure I want to watch Pornhub with that level of clarity.

I think you can join for $60. Its probably worth it just to get the $4.99 whole roasted chicken, the $1.50 1/4lb all beef hot dog/coke combo or the $9.99 large freshly baked pizza. I eat a slice of pizza every time I go.

The only downside of going to costco is for me, I just can't go there to get one or two things. My wife will say, hey we are out of eggs and those eggs will cost me $225 if we go to Costco - but now I have another hoodie, a box of fresh baked blueberry muffins, chinese dumplings, dark chocolate covered almonds, a 48 pack of toilet paper and some smoked salmon.
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by hedge » Sun Dec 13, 2020 7:54 pm

What about those chocolate covered doughnuts?
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by hedge » Sun Dec 13, 2020 7:56 pm

"I'm not paying $900 for a set of tires until they are for flying cars"

Why would a flying car need expensive tires? They wouldn't be used much...
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