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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Saint » Mon Nov 30, 2020 11:46 pm

Maaaan! This Carolina team looks like it might be one of the best Roy's ever had. Big and deep and full of firepower. The prototype of modern college hoops warriors, a synchronized strike force that will leave losers slack-jawed and full of awe. It's all over now, baby blue. Roy+one-and-dones=nucular reaction, is what tarheeldog would call it.

So what's up with Kentucky? I heard they lost to Richmond. In Rupp. 'Sup? That's what UK has become? Daaaaaaang, man. (looks away while grimacing awkwardly)

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Jungle Rat » Tue Dec 01, 2020 12:58 am

Circle Jerk!

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Post by DooKSucks » Tue Dec 01, 2020 2:20 am

This team will struggle in December and January, but if this team stays healthy, get the fuck out of the way come late February.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by eCat » Tue Dec 01, 2020 8:01 am

you won't get a rise out of me about Kentucky. I'm fed up with this nonsense. Cal isn't building a team, much less a program at this point.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Saint » Tue Dec 01, 2020 8:36 am

Dang it

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by hedge » Tue Dec 01, 2020 11:32 am

The Anti k* wrote: Mon Nov 30, 2020 10:59 pm Agreed, Hedge. Brooks is the one pressing right now. He needs to stop forcing shots in the paint that are clearly bottled up.

Meanwhile, Leaky is still a pussy.
Agree on the Davis/Joel Berry comparison. He even looks like him a little bit. I'm not worried about Brooks, I always figured his trajectory would be similar to Brice Johnson's and I think he's right on schedule. Agree on Leaky, too, but at least he got 10 boards last night. I'm keeping my eye on Kerwin Walton as a bit of a sleeper, he looks like he might be a player down the road, and I love the afro...
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by hedge » Tue Dec 01, 2020 1:31 pm

Bill Walton on the call for the UNC game this afternoon...
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by The Anti k* » Tue Dec 01, 2020 7:56 pm

Winning Ugly sure feels a helluva lot better than the torment of last season.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Jungle Rat » Tue Dec 01, 2020 9:01 pm

Or the torment of your posts

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by 10ac » Tue Dec 01, 2020 10:46 pm

B+
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by The Anti k* » Tue Dec 01, 2020 11:04 pm

Down goes dook in the outhouse. Old kdolf doesn’t know how to act without 9318 krzytler youth worshipping him in that krzythole.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by hedge » Wed Dec 02, 2020 8:45 am

Welp, UK made a valiant effort last night, took a 6 point lead into halftime but couldn't quite hang on. Still, nice effort...
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Jungle Rat » Wed Dec 02, 2020 9:16 am

Darn

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by eCat » Wed Dec 02, 2020 5:50 pm

Billy Gillispie will make his return to SEC Basketball tonight when his Tarleton State Texans men’s basketball team travels to Texas A&M.

A homecoming for Gillispie, the 61-year-old will be back in College Station where he coached the Aggies from 2004-07, before the University of Kentucky hired him away to coach the Wildcats. We now know it was not the right move for either party, but Gillispie has since landed back on his coaching feet at Tarleton, a program brand new to NCAA Division 1.

Tarleton competes in the Western Athletic Conference, and won its first ever game as a Division 1 school with a 103-48 win over Dallas Christian College, an NCCAA school, the day before Thanksgiving.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by goldenbear » Wed Dec 02, 2020 6:44 pm

Still giving up too many thress it needs to change

Texas is 9 for 19 from 3

and 9 for 24 from 2

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by goldenbear » Wed Dec 02, 2020 7:16 pm

Davis and Love need how to lean to throw an entry pass

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by goldenbear » Wed Dec 02, 2020 7:18 pm

Terrible job by ROy

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by goldenbear » Wed Dec 02, 2020 7:19 pm

Just cant let a guy go one on one to beat you and then of game agains 6 foor freshmanjsut friigin terrible coaching

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by eCat » Wed Dec 02, 2020 8:11 pm

from a UK's fans perspective, that isn't a bad loss
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by hedge » Thu Dec 03, 2020 2:52 am

I can't remember the last time we beat Texas, and it seems like we play them every year. They own us...
I want someone's ass blistered in the middle of Thanksgiving Square.

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