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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by hedge » Fri Aug 26, 2011 10:06 am

Do you say hurra-CANE or HUR-a-cun?

I saw a tshirt in Asheville the other weekend that said "You say tomato, I say fuck you"...
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by eCat » Fri Aug 26, 2011 10:10 am

no fucking way would I ride out a Cat III within 3 miles of the coast.

inland isn't so bad but if you have above ground power lines you can pretty much count on not having power for a few days. Been there done that in August before.

I don't like trying to use a generator to power a fan to keep sweat out of my ass crack.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by hedge » Fri Aug 26, 2011 10:58 am

"no fucking way would I ride out a Cat III within 3 miles of the coast."

Well, this would be about 30 feet from the coast...
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by eCat » Fri Aug 26, 2011 11:15 am

I'll look for the scrabble board floating out to sea
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Ron Mexico » Fri Aug 26, 2011 11:39 am

It'll probably wash ashore in Morocco where some Arab will use it to beat his camel.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Ron Mexico » Fri Aug 26, 2011 11:40 am

"It" being either the Scrabble board or Hedgehog himself.
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Post by sardis » Fri Aug 26, 2011 11:41 am

I've stayed at that Sheraton in NO twice. Popular conference site and the beds are extremely comfortable...
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Jungle Rat » Fri Aug 26, 2011 11:44 am

hedge wrote:Hurricane Irene is heading straight for Morehead City. I went down for Ivan and Isabel to observe firsthand the mighty power of nature, they were both fairly rough (rough enough that their names were retired), but Irene is reportedly going to be of a different magnitude. I'm still debating on whether to go down there and ride it out...
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by CAT » Fri Aug 26, 2011 12:25 pm

hedge wrote:Do you say hurra-CANE or HUR-a-cun?

I saw a tshirt in Asheville the other weekend that said "You say tomato, I say fuck you"...
I want one of those T Shirts!!!! I get fed up with "Oh I love your accent"--what bloody accent???--I speak English!
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by DooKSucks » Fri Aug 26, 2011 1:38 pm

I have three cases of Natural Light (thanks to Food Lion having them on sale for $9.99 each a few weeks back), a 5000 watt generator, an ex-girlfriend with whom I am attempting to reconcile (I didn't want her staying alone in Greenville during the storm), my parents and two of their friends who will be staying here as well to keep me company tomorrow during the storm....
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by TheBigMook » Fri Aug 26, 2011 1:41 pm

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Post by sardis » Fri Aug 26, 2011 1:49 pm

The bright side is that FEMA trailers are an upgrade for 80% of Eastern North Carolinians...
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Hizzy III » Fri Aug 26, 2011 2:12 pm

I think the folks in Virginia should now be on the lookout for an asteroid.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by eCat » Fri Aug 26, 2011 2:25 pm

sardis wrote:The bright side is that FEMA trailers are an upgrade for 80% of Eastern North Carolinians...

and they have plenty left in "livable" condition from the Gulf Coast
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Jungle Rat » Fri Aug 26, 2011 2:27 pm

DooKSucks wrote:I have three cases of Natural Light (thanks to Food Lion having them on sale for $9.99 each a few weeks back), a 5000 watt generator, an ex-girlfriend with whom I am attempting to reconcile (I didn't want her staying alone in Greenville during the storm), my parents and two of their friends who will be staying here as well to keep me company tomorrow during the storm....
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Ron Mexico » Fri Aug 26, 2011 2:33 pm

Hizzy III wrote:I think the folks in Virginia should now be on the lookout for an asteroid.
It's only what they deserve for living in Virginia.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by BigRedMan » Fri Aug 26, 2011 2:36 pm

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Post by TheBigMook » Fri Aug 26, 2011 2:39 pm

LOL!
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Jungle Rat » Fri Aug 26, 2011 2:41 pm

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by hedge » Fri Aug 26, 2011 4:34 pm

"an ex-girlfriend with whom I am attempting to reconcile (I didn't want her staying alone in Greenville during the storm), my parents and two of their friends who will be staying here as well to keep me company tomorrow during the storm...."

Sounds like an ideal situation to "reconcile" with your ex...
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