Uncle Bud

[T Dot O Dot]

Hawking wins

[Owlman]

I go with Hawking as well

[AlabamAlum]

Yeah, I'll go with Hawkings, too. But the second Michio Kaku steps into the octagon, it's on bishes!

[Owlman]

Newton would kick all of their asses

[Jungle Rat]

Those are really gay.

[AlabamAlum]

Newton?

Sure, if you put him in school for 8 years to catch up on what he's missed.

[Jungle Rat]

I think I found Opie (the annoying Michigan fan who posted print outs on his parents pool)

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[It's me Karen]

lmao I can't believe they kept taping!

[eCat]

so my old grill finally rusted to the point the bottom dropped out and I bought a new one.

The last one was a big monster and had all this cooking space I didn't use - and consequently it never really got quite as hot as I would like or if it did, it took so much longer and I ended up using close to one extra propane tank a year. That in the scheme of things is chicken feed but I just never thought it cooked as well as the previous one.

So this time around we bought a commercial series patio grill which basically means its a heavy duty small propane grill.

But this one is an "infra red" grill. My last grill took about 5 minutes to get to 400 degrees. This one was at 600 degrees in less than 2 - and it sears the meat - plus by its design it has the flat layer above the flame where I can put wood chips.

Can't say that it evenly cooks its but that is just because I've just used it once. After a few times I think I'll figure it out.

Its a huge difference maker.

[hedge]

It's hard to keep up with all the technological advances in propane grillery...

[eCat]

ain't it though?

I wish I had Hank Hill around

[BigRedMan]

Yeah man, I tell ya what, man. That dang ol' Internet, man. You just go on there and point and click. Talk about W-W-dot-W-com. An' lotsa nekkid chicks on there, man. Click. Click. Click. Click. Click. It's real easy, man.

[10ac]

that's enough out of you, Bomhauer.

[eCat]

so my nephew got married last year and in the span of that time his wife has gained about...oh..a conservative 70 pounds.

She just announced 2 months ago that she was pregnant and they just put out a facebook picture of him and her holding her stomach like she is 8 months pregnant. On top of all that she is paranoid that she is going to get raped and carries a gun with her when she is around the house when she is alone.

I like the kid but his wife is a piece of work. He is 6'2", has his masters degree, a black belt that competed at nationals, an eagle scout, active in church - basically could have married just about any girl he wanted and he marries this girl who is about one step above truck stop waitress. Hell, a truck stop waitress wouldn't let herself go to shit that quick.

I think she actually believes that getting pregnant was a good excuse to cover her turning into the michelin man in 6 months.

[Jungle Rat]

Heh. Sucker.

[Bklyn]

Hey, maybe he likes that shit. If he doesn't complain, then you have to chalk it up to him having what he wants/likes.

[eCat]

yea, I think he *thinks* he is happy but I have a feeling he is going to be seeing greener grass (in the form of a tight 28 year old beach volley ball playing blonde) in about 3 years.

[Jungle Rat]

Me too!

[Bklyn]

yea, I think he *thinks* he is happy but I have a feeling he is going to be seeing greener grass (in the form of a tight 28 year old beach volley ball playing blonde) in about 3 years.

That's a distinct possibility (even if she didn't gain the conservative 70 lbs). At that point, you gotta just hope he treats the wife and kid with respect on the way out of the marriage, and the big bitch does the same.

[Ron Mexico]

I'm intrigued by eCat's theory that sustained participation in activities relating to the Boy Scouts, the local church, and competitive karate entitles the partaker to marry just about anyone he wants.