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Post by hedge » Sun Nov 08, 2020 7:08 pm

Not only can you not make this stuff up, a comedic genius looking to make the Trump organization look foolish couldn't make this stuff up. Not sure if Trump told somebody to set up a presser at the Four Seasons hotel and they called and the Four Seasons said fuck off, so instead of having to report back to Trump that the Four Seasons had said fuck off, they called up Four Seasons Total Landscaping and got the press conference scheduled. Or else they were just too goddamn stupid to know that Trump meant the Four Seasons hotel and just picked the first "Four Seasons" they saw in the phone book.

At any rate, the takeaway is that Rudy held his press conference in the outdoor section of the Four Season Total Landscaping, across the street from a crematorium and and two doors down from an adult toy store. It's hard to even figure out how to mock this, they are so goddamn clueless that you can hardly make fun of them anymore. And this is the outfit that's supposed to plan, coordinate and execute a multi-state plan and lawsuit challenging the election results?? LMGDMFAO. These clowns couldn't screw in a lightbulb. Calling this a clown show gives clown shows a bad name...
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I want someone's ass blistered in the middle of Thanksgiving Square.

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hedge wrote: Sun Nov 08, 2020 1:03 pm Nice work, Rat...

I had to

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Post by eCat » Mon Nov 09, 2020 12:12 pm

its time to put up or shut up

If there is fraud or ineligible voting , then show it , document it and get it addressed immediately, otherwise move on.

And in the future, states that were unable to process ballots in a reasonable manner need to figure out how to close this out within 24 hours of the election
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Post by hedge » Mon Nov 09, 2020 1:39 pm

Well, one way to ensure the latter would be to get the republican state legislatures in Wisconsin, Michigan and PA to let them start counting mail-in and early voting ballots before the polls close on election night, like every other sane state does it. And if you don't think they planned it this way to deliberately increase the chaos and confusion, you're way more trusting than I am...
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Post by hedge » Mon Nov 09, 2020 1:40 pm

"its time to put up or shut up"

Unfortunately, like everything else having to do with Trump, I think you're going to get neither...
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Post by hedge » Mon Nov 09, 2020 2:26 pm

Man featured at Giuliani press conference is a convicted sex offender

The first person Rudy Giuliani, the attorney for President Donald Trump, called up as a witness to baseless allegations of vote counting shenanigans in Philadelphia during a press conference last week is a sex offender who for years has been a perennial candidate in New Jersey.

“It’s such a shame. This is a democracy,” Daryl Brooks, who said he was a GOP poll watcher, said at the press conference, held at Four Seasons Total Landscaping in Northeast Philadelphia. “They did not allow us to see anything. Was it corrupt or not? But give us an opportunity as poll watchers to view all the documents — all of the ballots.”

Trenton political insiders watched with bemusement as Brooks took the podium.

Brooks was incarcerated in the 1990s on charges of sexual assault, lewdness and endangering the welfare of a minor for exposing himself to two girls ages 7 and 11, according to news accounts.

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Post by eCat » Mon Nov 09, 2020 3:17 pm

so that sort of thing matters now?

because it wasn't cool to bring up that the people Kyle Rittenhouse shot in self defense were convicted felons

also, Hunter Biden being a worthless slug is not supposed to be a big deal.

that said, Guliani is great at putting together shit shows. I think you could argue he has single handedly derailed Trumps presidency going back to Ukraine
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Post by hedge » Mon Nov 09, 2020 5:18 pm

"because it wasn't cool to bring up that the people Kyle Rittenhouse shot in self defense were convicted felons"

That's the only reason I posted it, b/c you put so much stock in former bad actions in the Rittenhouse affair...
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Post by hedge » Mon Nov 09, 2020 5:45 pm

Cavuto just cut off Propaganda Barbie in the middle of a press conference b/c she was alleging fraud with no evidence. I think Fox is going to lose some viewers b/c of, in some spots, their refusal to be a mouthpiece for baseless slander. B/c plenty of Fox viewers really prefer baseless slander...
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Post by eCat » Mon Nov 09, 2020 6:53 pm

People are bailing on Fox big time and going to OAN

I don't want any of it.
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Post by hedge » Mon Nov 09, 2020 8:17 pm

That's great. Self-segregation. I like it...
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Post by hedge » Tue Nov 10, 2020 2:59 am

Interesting Venn diagram...

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Post by hedge » Tue Nov 10, 2020 3:20 am

I guess the shoe was on the other foot in 2018...

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Post by hedge » Tue Nov 10, 2020 3:24 am

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Post by hedge » Tue Nov 10, 2020 3:52 am

Kinda ironic that Cruz is now one of Trump's most adamant "voter fraud" supporters...

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Re: Florida State Seminoles

Post by Jungle Rat » Tue Nov 10, 2020 10:14 am

Trump is about to fuck some shit up after firing his Secretary of Defense because he wouldn't send in troops against rioters. He's gonna go out with a bang.

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