2011 Beer and Liquor Thread (formerly Volmillion's)

Hacksaw · Post by **Hacksaw** » Thu Aug 25, 2011 1:59 am

I took a chance on the Gran Habanos, too.

You will never hear the end of it if they turn out to be dog turds.

AlabamAlum · Post by **AlabamAlum** » Thu Aug 25, 2011 2:01 am

They're good cigars. I, however, don't think I would recommend them for you. A bit stronger than the stuff you smoke.

Hacksaw · Post by **Hacksaw** » Thu Aug 25, 2011 2:04 am

Heh...Mr. Subtle.

AlabamAlum · Post by **AlabamAlum** » Thu Aug 25, 2011 2:04 am

Hacksaw · Post by **Hacksaw** » Thu Aug 25, 2011 2:05 am

AlabamAlum · Post by **AlabamAlum** » Thu Aug 25, 2011 2:08 am

If you think I was subtly calling you a sissy (or whatever) because you smoke mild cigars, no, nothing could be further from the truth. Smoking mild cigars does not make you a sissy and smoking full-bodied cigars does not make you manly.

That's kinda like the ridiculous 'no dressing with wings!' argument.

TheBigMook · Post by **TheBigMook** » Thu Aug 25, 2011 2:12 am

Negative points awarded to AA for missing the obvious "smoking mild cigars doesn't make you a sissy... sucking cock is what makes you a sissy" joke.

Hacksaw · Post by **Hacksaw** » Thu Aug 25, 2011 2:14 am

Don't cream the wings!

BigRedMan · Post by **BigRedMan** » Thu Aug 25, 2011 9:18 am

God damn right Hack!!

AlabamAlum · Post by **AlabamAlum** » Thu Aug 25, 2011 9:23 am

I think he was actually making fun of you.

BigRedMan · Post by **BigRedMan** » Thu Aug 25, 2011 9:24 am

I don't care. My statement still stands.

AlabamAlum · Post by **AlabamAlum** » Thu Aug 25, 2011 9:32 am

It still stands; it's still wrong.

AlabamAlum · Post by **AlabamAlum** » Thu Aug 25, 2011 12:35 pm

AlabamAlum wrote:When you get them, I recommend resting them for no less than 2 weeks in the humi. Shipping usually dries them out a bit.

Also, Hack, since this is your first mail order purchase on sticks, see my above advice.

I also dig the no sales tax thingy. So, a great discount on cigars, often get free shipping and no 10% sales tax.

crashcourse · Post by **crashcourse** » Thu Aug 25, 2011 12:46 pm

so despite the fact these cigars are 8 plus years old and are sent sealed with moisure pack enclosed--you still think they need 2 weeks in a humidor?

might have to order those padrons--looks like a good deal

AlabamAlum · Post by **AlabamAlum** » Thu Aug 25, 2011 1:04 pm

crashcourse wrote:so despite the fact these cigars are 8 plus years old and are sent sealed with moisure pack enclosed--you still think they need 2 weeks in a humidor?

might have to order those padrons--looks like a good deal

They were sent with a moisture pack? That is not SOP for CI. Anyway, two weeks might be overkill, but it's what I do. Without a moisture pillow enclosed, they need to rehydrate.

Hacksaw · Post by **Hacksaw** » Thu Aug 25, 2011 2:39 pm

AlabamAlum wrote:
AlabamAlum wrote:When you get them, I recommend resting them for no less than 2 weeks in the humi. Shipping usually dries them out a bit.

Also, Hack, since this is your first mail order purchase on sticks, see my above advice.

I also dig the no sales tax thingy. So, a great discount on cigars, often get free shipping and no 10% sales tax.

I saw that, thanks.

No sales tax in Oregon, so that part isn't too different for me.

Dr. Nostron · Post by **Dr. Nostron** » Thu Aug 25, 2011 3:50 pm

So AA smokes strong cigars but fags up his wings, while Hacksaw smokes girlie cigars but very correctly eats his wings like a man.

This is a tough one.....

10ac · Post by **10ac** » Thu Aug 25, 2011 4:02 pm

AlabamAlum · Post by **AlabamAlum** » Thu Aug 25, 2011 6:24 pm

Dr. Nostron wrote:So AA smokes strong cigars but fags up his wings, while Hacksaw smokes girlie cigars but very correctly eats his wings like a man.

This is a tough one.....

I'm pretty sure Hack uses dressing.

The only thing we've learned here is that cock-slurping homos are very concerned how real men eat their wings.

Jungle Rat · Post by **Jungle Rat** » Thu Aug 25, 2011 9:47 pm

Who is.this.doc character?

The Goat Pen

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