La Salle Explorers

[Jungle Rat]

I stooped reading once I realized he was talking about my ex wife.

[sardis]

“I get the attraction of living in a little art community but I really appreciate having everything just 2 minutes away.”

Where are you looking for land again?

[eCat]

yea I know - this weekend had me re-thinking that

[eCat]

The main question is: Was the chain-smoking maniac wife hot?

I would have put up with all that if she was

[Jungle Rat]

As if you have a choice. How's that sister in law thing looking?

[Dave23]

So I guess a threesome was out of the question?

[eCat]

no, it was probably on the table, but good god, I doubt I could have got it up

[hedge]

She probably wouldn't have minded giving you a prostate massage while she smoked a Pall Mall red...

[eCat]

she is a piece of work

[hedge]

[eCat]

a bunch of rocks on the ground, a few of them should have been upside that cats head

[hedge]

I felt like that was a fair reenactment of your vacation...

[10ac]

What? He didn't have a gun?

[DooKSucks]

If he leans over to pick up the rock, I think the cougar pounces, and if he squats, the cougar pounces. Constantly moving away probably helped him. The cougar was acting territorial. I wonder if this was a female cougar trying to protect a perceived threat to her cubs because once the guy was a fair distance away, the cougar backed off.

[hedge]

He fired a rock at the end, that's why the cougar ran...

[Jungle Rat]

Much like over the years many cougars have ran from you.

[DooKSucks]

Much like over the years many cougars have ran from you.

He has kept the current one for nearly two decades. If Hedge can do it, anyone can do it...

[hedge]

That's actually true..

[eCat]

at some point, I'm not sure when but the pendulum has swung

a younger man will tolerate crazy to get pussy. Many have, I have seen it first hand

now ?...there is no pussy in the world worth dealing with crazy. That was a slow transformation but its rock solid now. I mean Cindy Crawford could show up at my house with nothing but a thong and as soon as she started talking about being a Wiccan with healing crystals I'd throw her ass out in the street.


and I've never had a true crazy woman in my life, so its not like I'm dealing from personal experience. I just know there is no energy for that and I have zero fucks to give about tolerating nonsense.

Last weekend with that couple, realizing this man is trapped in a relationship with Charles Manson level crazy, both being chemically and financially dependent, I was never so thankful that I have a semi normal woman, semi well adjusted children and don't have to get up each day feeling like god is punishing me for using the hormones evolution determined drove my decision making processes.

I was so relieved to see that weekend came to an end and seeing them get in their car driving away, I noticed he was looking at me (in the passenger seat as she doesn't allow him to drive) like a puppy that no longer believes car rides are for the park and knows they always go to the vet. Imagine your life knowing there are no more park days, only vet trips.

My wife and I both agreed we will probably never see them again in our lifetime.

[Dave23]

Once every couple of years or so, my wife will channel her inner crazy, and it's all I can do not to put her in the car and drive her ass out to the middle of nowhere and leave her there.

My tolerance for crazy has dropped to zero. Fuck that shit. Life's too short.

Like someone once said...no matter how hot some chick is, somewhere out there is a guy who is sick of her shit...