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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by eCat » Fri Oct 09, 2020 7:35 am

I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by eCat » Fri Oct 09, 2020 8:27 am

the thought has crossed my mind


in other news, Greg Marshall of Wichita St is doing his best Bobby Knight impersonation. He is currently under investigation for charges of bad conduct including punching a student, chasing one down in his car and oh, yea, losing a good chunk of his team to transfer.

He broke out the "do you know who the fuck I am" line when talking to a student who parked in his space.

The students response was appropriate when addressing the coach of Wichita St... "I don't give a fuck who you are"
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Jungle Rat » Fri Oct 09, 2020 8:46 am

Sucker

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Post by hedge » Fri Oct 09, 2020 8:55 am

"to add to my story, the guy shows up and leaves one of those rolling scissor lifts at my house. So of course that evening I get on it and drive it around the yard."

Literally LMAO at the thought of this, esp. the one second process in which the light went off in eCat's head b/w the time he saw the scissor lift and decided "oh hell yeah," to say nothing of the actual image of eCat, Quint-like, actually commandeering the thing around his yard. I can also imagine him later that night, again Quint-like, sitting at the kitchen table and regaling his wife and the boy with tales of life on the open seas (or in this case, his yard), the things he saw out there, the mysteries and power of the yard...
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Jungle Rat » Fri Oct 09, 2020 9:55 am

Heh

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Post by DooKSucks » Fri Oct 09, 2020 11:36 am

eCat wrote: Thu Oct 08, 2020 10:29 am was listening to Jay Williams on the radio yesterday.

Both his parents went to Ohio State.

He was never recruited by Ohio State. He implied he would have strongly considered it if they just offered.

Matta should have been fired just for that alone.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by DooKSucks » Fri Oct 09, 2020 11:40 am

eCat wrote: Fri Oct 09, 2020 8:27 am the thought has crossed my mind


in other news, Greg Marshall of Wichita St is doing his best Bobby Knight impersonation. He is currently under investigation for charges of bad conduct including punching a student, chasing one down in his car and oh, yea, losing a good chunk of his team to transfer.

He broke out the "do you know who the fuck I am" line when talking to a student who parked in his space.

The students response was appropriate when addressing the coach of Wichita St... "I don't give a fuck who you are"
and now the rest of the world knows why South Carolina -- SOUTH FUCKING CAROLINA -- wouldn't hire him despite him begging for the job...

Let this sink in: the South Carolina administration looked at Frank Martin and Greg Marshall and thought "Frank Martin is the more stable individual."
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Jungle Rat » Fri Oct 09, 2020 1:41 pm

Frank is a Huggy disciple.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by eCat » Fri Oct 09, 2020 1:51 pm

DooKSucks wrote: Fri Oct 09, 2020 11:40 am
eCat wrote: Fri Oct 09, 2020 8:27 am the thought has crossed my mind


in other news, Greg Marshall of Wichita St is doing his best Bobby Knight impersonation. He is currently under investigation for charges of bad conduct including punching a student, chasing one down in his car and oh, yea, losing a good chunk of his team to transfer.

He broke out the "do you know who the fuck I am" line when talking to a student who parked in his space.

The students response was appropriate when addressing the coach of Wichita St... "I don't give a fuck who you are"
and now the rest of the world knows why South Carolina -- SOUTH FUCKING CAROLINA -- wouldn't hire him despite him begging for the job...

Let this sink in: the South Carolina administration looked at Frank Martin and Greg Marshall and thought "Frank Martin is the more stable individual."
LOL
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by DooKSucks » Fri Oct 09, 2020 10:46 pm

Coach Smith retired twenty-three years ago today.

You will never convince me that ‘98 team doesn’t go undefeated with him at the helm.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Jungle Rat » Sat Oct 10, 2020 6:27 pm

Why would I need to? I dont give a shit.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by hedge » Sun Oct 11, 2020 11:53 am

I found a Halloween pumpkin for Rat...\

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Jungle Rat » Sun Oct 11, 2020 12:32 pm

Already have one but thanks.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by eCat » Tue Oct 13, 2020 5:02 am

reading about the Wichita St coach and he is accused of making racist remarks

so I'm like oh man, he must have said some horrible shit and then I read he told a Columbian guy that missed a ball in practice that he couldn't be a good coffee bean picker, and he told a Native American that he should get back on his horse.

Now, I get it, it todays super sensitive world that is racist but Jesus Christ, a man shouldn't lose his job over that. If that is the kind of shit they are saying about you, then they are looking for reasons to fire him.

now he did punch a player and choke an assistant (what is it about coaches and choking? I mean, who chokes anyone but serial killers?) and losing his job should definitely be on the table over that but his racially insensitive remarks are pretty lame. Its like telling the white kid he can't jump or ever win a dance contest. This country is weird, wanting to strongly identify with their cultural heritage while at the same time, not allowing anyone to point out their cultural heritage. We'd readily accept "comes from a country of proud coffee bean growers" but not "you can't catch a basketball, you'd never be able to pick coffee beans". I clearly understand that one is derogatory and the other is a complement but it just seems too sensitive to say he crossed a line, and even if he did cross a line, is that what you really want to hang your hat on for getting a man fired?
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by hedge » Tue Oct 13, 2020 8:02 am

I'd never accuse you of still using an outhouse just b/c that's what you grew with. Now Crotch, that's a different story. I think he just likes the rich aroma of Columbian coffee blended with outhouse shit stench. Smells like home to him. And I get that. I don't like it, I don't approve of it, but I get it...
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Jungle Rat » Tue Oct 13, 2020 8:34 am

Why is ecat so racist?

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by eCat » Wed Oct 21, 2020 9:09 am

A NASA spacecraft successfully touched down on an asteroid that’s been spinning through space for a billion years. Scientists are hoping the craft will return to Earth with a sample from the asteroid’s surface.

that's pretty cool and impressive. This would have to be second to most impressive space thing. Seeing those 2 rocket boosters return to earth and land after years of us watching them dump into the ocean is the most impressive to me.
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Post by hedge » Wed Oct 21, 2020 10:07 am

The Earth has been spinning thru space for billions of years, too, why not just dig up some dirt from your yard?
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by eCat » Wed Oct 21, 2020 10:43 am

they lead with that in the news story

Apparently this asteroid is a snapshot of the universe after the big bang
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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