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Re: College Football

Post by bluetick » Sat Oct 10, 2020 7:48 pm

Did i mention that it was a Smarty Jones lock..
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Re: College Football

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Never bet on Pruitt...
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Re: College Football

Post by sardis » Sun Oct 11, 2020 3:48 am

College football is a joke anymore. No defense whatsoever. It’s like when my kid played flag football.

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Re: College Football

Post by hedge » Sun Oct 11, 2020 11:59 am

Also like your life...
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Re: College Football

Post by Jungle Rat » Sun Oct 11, 2020 12:33 pm

Flag football. Were you afraid he would get butthurt?

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Post by DooKSucks » Sun Oct 11, 2020 3:21 pm

Fuente bitched about having players out due to injury and covid, never mind the fact that Carolina lost a starting safety due to academics (Wofolk) and had three current starters out yesterday Storm Duck (that’s his actual name and he is a very good starting corner), Ray Vohasek (our best DL so far), Ja’Qurious Conley (starting safety).

VT has “15 players out” but only three were starters, and most aren’t on their two deep.

Excluding the final drive when Carolina ate up the clock and took a knee, Carolina scored touchdowns on eight of eleven possessions, and of the three none-touch down possessions, the Heels dropped passes on third down.
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Re: College Football

Post by Jungle Rat » Sun Oct 11, 2020 8:23 pm

Who the fuck are you talking to? Nobody cares about Carolina football.

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Post by 10ac » Sun Oct 11, 2020 11:44 pm

The Vikings owner should buy his Idiot coach a ticket on SWA and say see ya.
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Post by hedge » Mon Oct 12, 2020 8:28 am

Jungle Rat wrote: Sun Oct 11, 2020 8:23 pm Who the fuck are you talking to? Nobody cares about Carolina football.
We're #5 in the country, motherfucker!!
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Post by DooKSucks » Mon Oct 12, 2020 1:58 pm

Carolina at FSU the national Saturday night ABC game this week, but it's not like anyone will be watching anything other than UGa at Bama...

The wife is going to be thrilled to see the 55" and 65" playing in the den Saturday night.
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Post by sardis » Mon Oct 12, 2020 2:12 pm

Much better than the 3” see usually sees on a typical Saturday night.

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Re: College Football

Post by DooKSucks » Mon Oct 12, 2020 2:27 pm

It's three inches...wide...
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Post by Dr. Nostron » Mon Oct 12, 2020 3:03 pm

Thank God the Noles are on opposite Bama/UGA - not many people will watch the Heels stomp a mudhole in them

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Post by DooKSucks » Tue Oct 13, 2020 12:20 am

Dr. Nostron wrote: Mon Oct 12, 2020 3:03 pm Thank God the Noles are on opposite Bama/UGA - not many people will watch the Heels stomp a mudhole in them
Horseshit.

Have you seen our patchwork defense? We're missing our best defensive lineman, two starting safeties, a starting cornerback and three other members of the secondary -- who would have had significant playing time -- are out for the year.

Our offensive line is iffy at best.

This team hasn't played the type of elite athletes FSU fields on both sides of the ball, and the team hasn't faced a true road test with actual fans in attendance.

I'm as worried as a proprietor of a buffet gets when people like you, BRM and me show up to eat.
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Post by DooKSucks » Tue Oct 13, 2020 12:22 am

Dr. Nostron wrote: Mon Oct 12, 2020 3:03 pm Thank God the Noles are on opposite Bama/UGA - not many people will watch the Heels stomp a mudhole in them
Horseshit.

Have you seen our patchwork defense? We're missing our best defensive lineman, one of our best defensive tackles, two starting safeties, a starting cornerback and three other members of the secondary -- who would have had significant playing time -- are out for the year.

That defensive tackle I mentioned? He's a true freshman. If one of your best defensive tackles is a true freshman, you have serious fucking issues.

Our offensive line is iffy at best.

This team hasn't played the type of elite athletes FSU fields on both sides of the ball, and the team hasn't faced a true road test with actual fans in attendance.

I'm as worried as a proprietor of a buffet gets when people like you, BRM and me show up to eat.
I proudly took AFAM 040 at Carolina.

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Post by hedge » Tue Oct 13, 2020 8:21 am

Mighty proud of that post, aren't you?
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Re: College Football

Post by DooKSucks » Tue Oct 13, 2020 8:33 am

So nice I posted twice...

I've got a six month old who I adore to the point that it almost sickens me in a way because I never thought there would be a living being that makes me want to not do a single thing other than spend time with her. So, I'm a bit sleep deprived.

In turn, she hates to sleep and will literally hold her eyes open at times to stay awake, and I am convinced she has been sent here as retribution for all of the shit I've pulled over the years. So, there's that...

Even when she has a massive blow out that will gag a maggot, when she turns her head to smile at me and flash those big eyes at me, I'm putty.
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Re: College Football

Post by Jungle Rat » Tue Oct 13, 2020 8:41 am

hedge wrote: Mon Oct 12, 2020 8:28 am
Jungle Rat wrote: Sun Oct 11, 2020 8:23 pm Who the fuck are you talking to? Nobody cares about Carolina football.
We're #5 in the country, motherfucker!!
Yeah. And Cincy is 8. Think about that.

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Re: College Football

Post by Jungle Rat » Tue Oct 13, 2020 8:42 am

sardis wrote: Mon Oct 12, 2020 2:12 pm Much better than the 3” see usually sees on a typical Saturday night.
Gold

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Re: College Football

Post by Jungle Rat » Tue Oct 13, 2020 8:45 am

DS. Having a daughter changes your entire view on life. I have 2. Thankfully those little brats are adults now.

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