UCLA Bruins

[Saint]

I haven't written a blog in nearly 10 year. Nobody ever responds one way or another about my columns. Just put the pictures of their kids in the paper and folks are happy.

[eCat]

well you should start a blog

reporters with opinions on social media is the big thing now.

call it "Hey! LISTEN TO ME!"

[hedge]

I haven't written a blog in nearly 10 year. Nobody ever responds one way or another about my columns. Just put the pictures of their kids in the paper and folks are happy.

Then where are you spending all this time online that you were talking about? Pornhub is only good for half an hour tops, and you're not allowed to look at that anyway...

[Jungle Rat]

Half an hour? What are you Superman?

[hedge]

You have to browse for awhile until the right scene pops up..

[eCat]

search for step mom gets stuck under the couch.

This MILF porn star has a entire series on her getting stuck and fucked while she tries to figure out how to get loose, the couch, under the bed, the dryer, accidentally glued her hands to the table - that woman, whoo...she can get stuck just about anywhere

[DooKSucks]

search for step mom gets stuck under the couch.

This MILF porn star has a entire series on her getting stuck and fucked while she tries to figure out how to get loose, the couch, under the bed, the dryer, accidentally glued her hands to the table - that woman, whoo...she can get stuck just about anywhere

LMAO

[Jungle Rat]

My ex got stuck in the same situations. I saw opportunity. Way before smartphones. Sometimes she laughed, sometimes she cried. It was a coin flip. I was cool with my couch.

[eCat]

Chadwick Boseman would have been a great James Bond to replace Daniel Craig

[eCat]

just finished watching Class Action Park, a documentary on HBO I think, about a park operated from around '79 to '96 in Vernon, New Jersey.

The premise of the documentary was this park operated on the idea that you'd get all these great rides and you'd take responsibility for some level of risk while at the same time, guys were just dreaming up rides without any engineering behind them.

This place had go karts that didn't have bumpers on them and ran on a track without walls, so guests would just take off across a field, they also had speed boats, these small single person boats with 25 or 30 HP motors on the back, water slides with inclines so you'd catch air, a lazy river that the owner pumped up to simulate class III rapids for people in air tubes, its sounds like a blast but its insane by todays standards.

The most dangerous ride was the alpine slide and people would take a ski lift up with the slide connected to a hook on their chair, and the lift was above the slide so people would knock their slide off and try to hit people as they went below them, and many of the slides had brakes that didn't work so people would go down this thing wide open, and it would launch them onto the concrete. They had a first aid station where they would spray people with a concoction of alcohol and iodine. They had a circle on the floor and if the people stayed in the circle and not jump out of it in searing pain, they'd get a prize.

And all that doesn't even touch on 1/4 of the shit in this documentary. They talk about the rides that failed testing - and on one ride they couldn't figure out why people were being lacerated until they took it apart and realized that they were getting cut on previous riders teeth that were impaled into a safety bar.

[Jungle Rat]

You're a weird motherfucker

[hedge]

I like how you referred to the people who risked their lives at that amusement park as "guests." Also, "searing pain"...

[Dr. Nostron]

Anybody else see Tenet yet??

[Jungle Rat]

No. They skipped. No damage though.

[hedge]

eCat, since you're in a movie watching phase, you should check out Harlan County, USA. It's on TCM right now, but I'm sure you can pull it up with one of your faincy Farsticks or whatnot. Seems like something you could get into...

[eCat]

ok, I'll check it out

[aTm]

I watched Class Action Park last night. Really, what it mainly did is make me wonder if it was even all that out of the ordinary. Particularly the part where everything is all just run by kids. I'm curious to see what my friend who worked as a lifeguard at Waterworld in Houston when we were in high school thinks about it once he watches it. Some of the rides definitely seemed nuts, but a lot of the stuff (especially in the waterpark) seemed like things that many waterparks have to deal with. They had the two deaths they mentioned in the wave pool there for instance, but I think people regularly have to be rescued and occasionally drown in those all over the country/world.

[aTm]

We’re all really just waiting for the next season of South Park.

[Dave23]

I told my son last week that the first new South Park should have everyone in masks and sounding like Kenny...

[eCat]

Anybody else see Tenet yet??

I watched it last night

About halfway thru I realized it was one of these movies where everything comes back to the beginning, that said, I gave up trying to follow the plot.

I won't say more for anyone who hasn't seen it yet

I think they could have done much better.