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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by DooKSucks » Mon Aug 31, 2020 10:36 am

eCat wrote: Mon Aug 31, 2020 6:24 am My son works at a hotel now and he's learned that men will check into the hotel, then go to the back entrance of the hotel and prop the door open to let their side woman in as to not be seen entering the hotel together, so he fucks with them by going back and locking the door, then watches their frustration on the surveillance camera. (They aren't supposed to keep that door open).
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Post by hedge » Mon Aug 31, 2020 11:02 am

You need to get the boy to get one of those surveillance cams and put it in the room...
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Post by Saint » Mon Aug 31, 2020 1:11 pm

Duh, death certificates always list every possible reason for death.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

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DooKSucks wrote: Mon Aug 31, 2020 10:36 am
eCat wrote: Mon Aug 31, 2020 6:24 am My son works at a hotel now and he's learned that men will check into the hotel, then go to the back entrance of the hotel and prop the door open to let their side woman in as to not be seen entering the hotel together, so he fucks with them by going back and locking the door, then watches their frustration on the surveillance camera. (They aren't supposed to keep that door open).
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by aTm » Mon Aug 31, 2020 2:37 pm

Im guessing ecat isnt into his boy having a future in prison
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Post by hedge » Mon Aug 31, 2020 3:02 pm

We could get some good stories out of it I bet...
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Jungle Rat » Mon Aug 31, 2020 3:46 pm

Trumps wife wants a pool boy now.

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hedge wrote: Mon Aug 31, 2020 3:02 pm We could get some good stories out of it I bet...
he does have some pretty good stories lately.

Maybe once a month he gets propositioned by an older woman (old to him is like 35). Last week someone called the police on him and accused him of stealing $100 because the hotel charges all debit cards $100 ahead of time and refunds the difference after the bill. The couple having sex in the pool, the woman shooting heroin and passing out in the lobby...

he's yet to have someone die on him there yet.

he has to do the less appealing stuff too though - dealing with noise complaints, clogged toilets, people smoking when the hotel is non smoking, people finding pubic hairs in the sink, etc.,

its one of the better chain hotels if you're wondering.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

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aTm wrote: Mon Aug 31, 2020 2:37 pm Im guessing ecat isnt into his boy having a future in prison
the door stays locked, the men just prop it open so their woman can get in. So he goes around and shuts the door so its not propped open, then watches her try to get in, calls the man on the cell phone and he has to come down and open the door.

it gets pretty boring working the front desk so he finds entertainment where he can.

They are opening a new hotel next summer and he's penciled in as a manager, which I'm afraid is going to kill any ambition he has to finish college. I'm hoping to compromise with him and at least have him get something like a meaningless management degree so he can move up in that field of work.
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by aTm » Tue Sep 01, 2020 8:18 am

A rich future working for dudes named Patel!
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Post by eCat » Tue Sep 01, 2020 8:23 am

they are literally named Patel
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Post by Saint » Tue Sep 01, 2020 1:33 pm

It's a law in America than motel-operating red dots be given the Patel surname. It's just easier that way.

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Post by sardis » Tue Sep 01, 2020 5:00 pm

Actually, it's an Indian caste thing. I have two hotel groups that are run by Patels. They explained that historically in India the Patels were destined to be in this business per the caste system. It was happening long before they came over here.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by hedge » Wed Sep 02, 2020 7:48 am

Not that long...
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Jungle Rat » Wed Sep 02, 2020 8:27 am

eCat wrote: Tue Sep 01, 2020 8:03 am
hedge wrote: Mon Aug 31, 2020 3:02 pm We could get some good stories out of it I bet...
he does have some pretty good stories lately.

Maybe once a month he gets propositioned by an older woman (old to him is like 35). Last week someone called the police on him and accused him of stealing $100 because the hotel charges all debit cards $100 ahead of time and refunds the difference after the bill. The couple having sex in the pool, the woman shooting heroin and passing out in the lobby...

he's yet to have someone die on him there yet.

he has to do the less appealing stuff too though - dealing with noise complaints, clogged toilets, people smoking when the hotel is non smoking, people finding pubic hairs in the sink, etc.,

its one of the better chain hotels if you're wondering.
Days Inn. Mason. Or fucking anywhere.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Jungle Rat » Wed Sep 02, 2020 8:33 am

Hopefully your boy sees all the bullshit going on and looks at you and decides that ain't the life he wants to live. You're lucky I can't post pictures but if I could I'd be one of the kid from King of the hill. Beat the stupid out of him. Now or never.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by hedge » Wed Sep 02, 2020 12:51 pm

Harsh...
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Post by Jungle Rat » Wed Sep 02, 2020 8:52 pm

Just sayin

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by eCat » Thu Sep 10, 2020 9:00 pm

which one is winning?

I'd go with K fired

Duke will start a slow decline after he is gone, or the NCAA will slam whoever replaces him for cheating just for all the residual stuff from K
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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