Puterbac News Network and Political Discussion Thread

[10ac]

Prof must be grading on a curve.

[hedge]

Yep, the same way he grades cocks...

[Tree]

I can't wait until the Coronavirus grades both of you.

[Jungle Rat]

Horrible

[Tree]

Horrible

Don't worry Jungle Rat, you'll get your "grade" too. Hopefully a D....for dead.

[Jungle Rat]

Booooooo

[Tree]

Protecting the plate, eh Jungle Rat? Whatsamatter? Afraid I'm gonna punch you out looking?

[Jungle Rat]

Why would I be afraid?

[bluetick]

Hello Taxpayers,

Sometime this year, we taxpayers will again receive another economic stimulus payment.
It is indeed a very exciting program, and I’ll explain it by using a Q&A format:
Q: What is an Economic Stimulus payment?
A: It is money that the federal government will send to taxpayers.
Q: Where will the government get this money?
A: From taxpayers.
Q: So the government is giving me back my own money?
A: Only a smidgen of it.
Q: What is the purpose of this payment?
A: The plan is for you to use the money to purchase a high definition television set, a new iPad, or a new SUV, thus stimulating the economy.
Q: Isn’t that stimulating the economy of China?
A: Shut up.
Below is some helpful advice on how to best help the U. S. Economy with and your stimulus check wisely:
* If you spend the stimulus money at Walmart the money will go to China or Sri Lanka.
* if you spend it on gasoline, your money goes to the Arabs.
* if you purchase a computer, it goes to India,Taiwan or China.
* if you purchase fruits and vegetables, it will go to Mexico, Honduras, and Guatemala.
* if you buy an efficient car, it will go to Japan or Korea.
* if you purchase useless stuff, it goes to Taiwan.
* if you pay your credit card off, or buy stock, it will go to the management bonuses and they will hide it offshore.
Instead, keep the money in America by:
(1) Spending it at a yard sale, or
(2) Go to a ballgame, or
(3) Spend it on prostitutes, or
(4) Beer, or
(5) Tattoos
(These are the only American businesses still operating in the U.S.)
CONCLUSION: Go to a ballgame with a tattooed prostitute that you met at a yard sale and drink beer all day. No need to thank me, I’m just glad I could be of help

[10ac]

Exactly

[Tree]

Trump gives trillions to the billionaires but at least us hard working Americans who are producing everything get a one time payment of a thousand bucks. Seems legit.

[Professor Tiger]

Hey Tree,

You belong to a pivotal voting block of disaffected Bernie bro’s. You are disappointed you didn’t get the Revolution you were hoping for. So are you going to vote for the traditional, mainstream, corporatist, business-as-usual Biden, or go third party?

There are a lot of people out there like you in the Democrat party. Which way you (singular and plural) go will have a big impact on Joe’s chances. I’d like to hear your thoughts....

[bluetick]

1/03/20 Trump knows about the virus
1/04/20 He plays Golf
1/05/20 He plays Golf
1/09/20 Holds a Trump rally
1/14/20 Holds a Trump rally
1/18/20 His Cabinet advises him the virus is serious
1/18/20 He plays Golf
1/19/20 1st US case of COVID-19
1/19/20 He plays Golf
1/27/20 Mulvaney tells him it’s serious (he’s fired)
1/28/20 Holds a Trump rally
1/30/20 Holds a Trump rally
2/01/20 He plays Golf
2/02/20 He plays Golf
2/10/20 Holds a Trump rally
2/15/20 He plays Golf
2/19/20 Holds a Trump rally. “I think it’s going to work out fine.”
2/20/20 Holds a Trump rally
2/21/20 Holds a Trump rally
2/28/20 Holds a Trump rally. ”This is the Democrats’ new hoax”
2/29/20 1st US death
3/07/20 Democrats work the weekend to craft a relief Bill
3/07/20 “No, I’m not concerned at all. We’ve done a great job”
3/07/20 He plays Golf
3/08/20 He plays Golf
310/20 Trump says ”And it will go away. Just stay calm”
3/13/20 Trump admits for the 1st time the virus may be a problem
3/13/20 He declares a National Emergency
3/13/20 Trump says “I don’t take responsibility at all”

[Tree]

Hey Tree,

You belong to a pivotal voting block of disaffected Bernie bro’s. You are disappointed you didn’t get the Revolution you were hoping for. So are you going to vote for the traditional, mainstream, corporatist, business-as-usual Biden, or go third party?

There are a lot of people out there like you in the Democrat party. Which way you (singular and plural) go will have a big impact on Joe’s chances. I’d like to hear your thoughts....

I don't have a problem with Old Man Biden personally but I'm not voting for him. I obviously won't vote for CLownass either so third party is the ticket and I'll be waiting patiently to put a long angry rant on the first person who accuses me of being the problem voter.

[Professor Tiger]

Thank you for your honest response. I suspect there are tens of millions of Bernie Democrats out there who feel the same way.

I felt the same way about Romney. That was the first time I voted Libertarian. The second time was 2016. I will probably go Libertarian again in 2024.

[Tree]

Thank you for your honest response. I suspect there are tens of millions of Bernie Democrats out there who feel the same way.

I felt the same way about Romney. That was the first time I voted Libertarian. The second time was 2016. I will probably go Libertarian again in 2024.

What turned you off about Romney?

[hedge]

"I don't have a problem with Old Man Biden personally but I'm not voting for him. I obviously won't vote for CLownass either so third party is the ticket and I'll be waiting patiently to put a long angry rant on the first person who accuses me of being the problem voter."

So you're basically helping Trump get reelected...

[Jungle Rat]

Some people are stupid like that.

[Professor Tiger]

Thank you for your honest response. I suspect there are tens of millions of Bernie Democrats out there who feel the same way.

I felt the same way about Romney. That was the first time I voted Libertarian. The second time was 2016. I will probably go Libertarian again in 2024.

What turned you off about Romney?

Because he was a constant flip-flopper and opportunist, a liberal posing as a conservative, always eager to change any and all of his beliefs just to get elected. His behavior ever since he lost validated my worst suspicions about him. The last Republican I voted for - McCain - cured me of voting for Republican nominees just because there was an R beside their name. His behavior after losing was despicable.

"I don't have a problem with Old Man Biden personally but I'm not voting for him. I obviously won't vote for CLownass either so third party is the ticket and I'll be waiting patiently to put a long angry rant on the first person who accuses me of being the problem voter."

So you're basically helping Trump get reelected...

Tree is a good example of the biggest problem the Democrats have right now. The core constituency of the party is revolutionary. They are being asked to vote for a guy who is pale, male and stale. Not to mention being a certified weirdo when it comes to women and girls, and barely able to craft a coherent sentence. Bernie bro's like Tree have standards and principles, and won't stoop to the preposterously low standard of a Biden.

[bluetick]

There are two - and only two - kinds of people in the world. Those who think Trump is a clown, and those who know it with every fiber of their being.