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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Jungle Rat » Tue Mar 24, 2020 6:00 am

So?

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by hedge » Sat Mar 28, 2020 3:42 am

Didn't UK lose to West Virginia in the regional finals a few year before that? I thought UK had a pretty good shot to win it all that year, but I guess they didn't play hard enough...
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

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having issues with the image posting from Imgur for some odd reason...
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by DooKSucks » Sat Mar 28, 2020 8:32 am

We have been working on the Hark The Sound (Alma Mater), Carolina Victory, Tag (I’m a Tar Heel Born), You’ll Never Walk Alone, Hail To The Redskins, and Dirty Water.

Today, I’m going to start teaching her all of the amazing things about Eastern NC barbecue (and how God ordained vinegar-based-sauce on whole hog barbecue), FDR, JFK, Terry Sanford, Jim Hunt, Bill Clinton and Barack Obama.

Sadly, I’ll also need to teach her about the evil that is Lexington style barbecue, the GOP, Dook, NC State, Clemson, Everton, Manchester United, the Dallas Cowboys, Lakers and New York Yankees.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Jungle Rat » Sat Mar 28, 2020 8:51 am

Congrats

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Post by DooKSucks » Sat Mar 28, 2020 9:15 am

Jungle Rat wrote: Sat Mar 28, 2020 8:51 amCongrats
Thank you. Hope you’re doing well down in the Low Country.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by eCat » Sat Mar 28, 2020 9:45 am

congrats DS!

stay healthy and try to get some sleep...for the next 10 years
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by sardis » Sat Mar 28, 2020 1:27 pm

Congrats...

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Post by hedge » Sat Mar 28, 2020 6:35 pm

She's a cutie, but damn, you crap bigger than that. In fairness, that would be true if she weighed 15 lbs...
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by hedge » Sat Mar 28, 2020 6:36 pm

Goddamn, I just showed that pic to the MIF (we have hung out with DS more than a few times) and now she's bawling...
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by DooKSucks » Sat Mar 28, 2020 10:39 pm

I stood up during the c section to see the baby when the nurses and the neonatal doc were checking her. I tried to avoid looking down but I got a glimpse of all of the organs and entrails sitting out there. The doctor (who we know personally) looked at me and said “sit down. You’re too damn big for us to be picking up if you pass out.”

I just wish my dad could be here, but c’est la vie.

I just wish we could have avoided bringing the baby into the world at such an awful time, but my family members born during the height of the Spanish Flu survived. So, there’s that...
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by DooKSucks » Sat Mar 28, 2020 10:43 pm

Thank you to everyone here and Hedge’s MHF.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by crotch » Sun Mar 29, 2020 1:16 pm

FWIW.........Richie Farmer




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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by eCat » Sun Mar 29, 2020 3:51 pm

crotch wrote: Sun Mar 29, 2020 1:16 pm FWIW.........Richie Farmer




Alabama?
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Jungle Rat » Sun Mar 29, 2020 4:46 pm

DOH!

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by crotch » Sun Mar 29, 2020 5:25 pm

Tallest player to ever sign with Kentucky.....7'4"...... but didn't score a single point.




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