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Post by hedge » Wed Jan 15, 2020 8:49 am

Look at eCat the cinéaste. Throwing out all the terms. Did you wear a beret to work today?
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Post by eCat » Wed Jan 15, 2020 9:06 am

I also have a very tiny cup of espresso and I'm smoking an unfiltered cigarette
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Post by hedge » Wed Jan 15, 2020 10:25 am

Gauloises, no doubt...
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Re: UCLA Bruins

Post by eCat » Wed Mar 11, 2020 12:03 am

I finally got around to watching Snow Piercer. I would have watched it sooner if I knew Captain America was in it.

I can't believe this movie doesn't have more meme's or sound bites. It should be a cult classic
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Post by hedge » Wed Mar 11, 2020 8:43 am

It kinda is...
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Post by eCat » Wed Mar 11, 2020 11:32 am

I had been hearing references about it for awhile
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Post by aTm » Sat Mar 21, 2020 12:34 am

Highly recommend binging Tiger King on Netflix over several drinks and just analyze all the crazy motherfuckers in this and like their decor and wardrobe choices.

Also apparently with some tiger or lion cubs you can convince anybody to fuck you.
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Re: UCLA Bruins

Post by Jungle Rat » Sat Mar 21, 2020 6:34 am

I don't need props.

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Post by eCat » Mon Mar 23, 2020 9:07 pm

if you guys want something to do, watch that Tiger breeder documentary on Netflix. Its is cray cray
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Post by Jungle Rat » Mon Mar 23, 2020 9:32 pm

Cray cray? Really E?

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Post by hedge » Tue Mar 24, 2020 7:37 am

We started it last night, good stuff...
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Post by aTm » Tue Mar 24, 2020 9:10 am

All I know is that if DS is ever interviewed for a TV documentary, I hope he has the pizzaz of that one Oklahoma lawyer who chose that sweet white polka dot tie to wear for his interview.

My wife and her family have been to that zoo in Oklahoma, apparently back in like 2008ish.
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Post by eCat » Tue Mar 24, 2020 9:17 am

I like the show but I know at some point they are going to prove animal abuse with detailed accounts and I'm gonna hate it.
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Post by DooKSucks » Fri Mar 27, 2020 9:21 pm

I’m waiting for someone to do a documentary on this crowd:

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Post by eCat » Fri Mar 27, 2020 10:15 pm

Tiger King doesn't need to be in prison for 22 years.

I'm not sure what he needs but 22 years is too steep
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Post by DooKSucks » Sun Mar 29, 2020 10:36 am

Sadly, when we “go to the beach,” we go to Myrtle. The wife’s family has had homes and condos down there since her great granddaddy started developing and building homes after he got back from WW1. The wife wanted to go to that shit in Myrtle one time. I cut that shit off at the pass. I’m not some animal rights type, but I have always had a serious issue with wild animals being kept like that. Tiger King only confirmed what I knew to be true.

On the baby front, we are getting ready to go home. We are waiting on the discharge paperwork and the pediatrician.
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Re: UCLA Bruins

Post by Jungle Rat » Sun Mar 29, 2020 10:38 am

Myrtle is garbage

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Post by DooKSucks » Sun Mar 29, 2020 10:58 am

It’s mostly garbage. The Dunes Golf and Beach Club is great though. That course is challenging when you’re playing relatively well, and it’s brutal punishment when you’re playing like garbage. If you can’t put a lot of spin on approach shots, and/or high pitches and flop shots with 56 degree and higher wedges around the green, you won’t be able to put for a while...
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