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Post by eCat » Mon Mar 16, 2020 8:55 am

we are probably 48 hours away from a national lockdown - supermarkets and pharmacies stay open only

I'm isolating at home. If my son didn't have a job at a hotel, none of us would leave the house.
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Post by bluetick » Mon Mar 16, 2020 10:17 am

My partner in the agency has rheumatoid arthritis and takes serious meds that lower his resistance. I knew he started stockpiling stuff last month - got off the phone with him earlier and he's not coming around except in an emergency and when we're closed. Dr. told him to self-quarantine for the foreseeable future - weeks, months maybe.

We had a bullpen area for 3 of our staff but I broke that up (our accounting person will work from home, as well as our producers). I'm getting a flood of emails from our national carriers that they're operational but they anticipate heavy attrition and long wait times for service.

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Post by aTm » Mon Mar 16, 2020 10:55 am

Is Trump dictator-for-life yet? Seems like the perfect opportunity to make it happen since, as I've been assured by many folks on twitter, that is his endgame. But oddly enough, it also seems that, apparently, he's simultaneously not yet doing enough to impose all kinds of federal emergency powers on all of us.
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Post by hedge » Mon Mar 16, 2020 12:09 pm

That's b/c he wants people to die. Duh...
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"We had a bullpen area for 3 of our staff but I broke that up"

Did you use a bullwhip? Not bad, for an 84 year old...
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Post by eCat » Mon Mar 16, 2020 1:26 pm

saw where they are proposing a $1k per person to stimulate the economy and get people over the tough times they will be facing.

I say screw that, if you really want to address this , pay everyone that *doesn't* get the virus $5K
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Post by hedge » Mon Mar 16, 2020 2:42 pm

Haven't heard from Prof in awhile. Maybe he got the chinese flu...
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Post by bluetick » Mon Mar 16, 2020 3:02 pm

Prof jumped in his PT Cruiser last week and went in search of toilet paper and .410 shells. I really hope he finds the former.
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Post by eCat » Mon Mar 16, 2020 3:16 pm

day 1 of self isolation

I already don't like my family
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Holy Dow Jones!

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Post by Jungle Rat » Mon Mar 16, 2020 4:03 pm

No way in hell I'm isolating. I'm going to live my life as normal as possible but with respect to the rules and making sure my hands are constantly clean. I feel for the seniors both old and in high school and all the people out of work now and small business owners. The government fucked us by being selfish and lazy and not getting ahead of this. Idiot said it will go away and people could go to work. Oops.

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Post by Saint » Mon Mar 16, 2020 5:08 pm

eCat wrote: Sun Mar 15, 2020 8:20 pm damn, DeWine mandates all restaurants shut down starting at 9pm tonight and go drive thru or curb service only
Factory in Kentucky that makes wheels for Toyota Camry had a worker die of the virus - this is a factory that has maybe 8000 workers total.

I just wonder how far this is going to go, its one thing to shut down the tastee freeze but you close a factory of 8000 people that are making $29 an hour for 60 days and you're going to have some people very upset. People won't be able to make house and car payments.
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Post by Saint » Mon Mar 16, 2020 5:08 pm

Just biding my time until it's considered acceptable to kill people

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Post by Jungle Rat » Mon Mar 16, 2020 5:09 pm

Like I said. Asshole. Clueless Asshole.

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Post by hedge » Mon Mar 16, 2020 5:13 pm

Well, they've already been doing everything else for themselves, without any help from Trump, I guess it makes sense that he told them to get the ventilators for themselves. But in reality, if you don't have socialized medicine, I don't see why anyone would expect the government to help with stuff like that anyway, even state or local government...
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Jungle Rat wrote: Mon Mar 16, 2020 4:03 pm No way in hell I'm isolating. I'm going to live my life as normal as possible but with respect to the rules and making sure my hands are constantly clean. I feel for the seniors both old and in high school and all the people out of work now and small business owners. The government fucked us by being selfish and lazy and not getting ahead of this. Idiot said it will go away and people could go to work. Oops.

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Saint wrote: Mon Mar 16, 2020 5:08 pm
eCat wrote: Sun Mar 15, 2020 8:20 pm damn, DeWine mandates all restaurants shut down starting at 9pm tonight and go drive thru or curb service only
Factory in Kentucky that makes wheels for Toyota Camry had a worker die of the virus - this is a factory that has maybe 8000 workers total.

I just wonder how far this is going to go, its one thing to shut down the tastee freeze but you close a factory of 8000 people that are making $29 an hour for 60 days and you're going to have some people very upset. People won't be able to make house and car payments.
Why do you hate Tastee Freez, e?
I used to drive 45 minutes top the only tastee freez around here in Hillsboro. I love the old drive ins (or Ups)
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Post by eCat » Tue Mar 17, 2020 7:08 am

now the airlines want a $50b bailout

last time we gave them a taxpayer bailout, it resulted in additional fees, less service and general lack of desire on their part to provide customer service and comfort.

I say fuck 'em and let them go bankrupt, and let them know why - the taxpayer who provides the bailout is also the customer you shit on for years.
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Post by hedge » Tue Mar 17, 2020 8:22 am

"Italy dealt with an initial hot spot, in the province of Lodi, by placing 10 small towns under lockdown more than three weeks ago."

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