Florida State Seminoles
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Re: Florida State Seminoles
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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Re: Florida State Seminoles
this is going to rile things up
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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Re: Florida State Seminoles
Trump spouting false information? No way...
I want someone's ass blistered in the middle of Thanksgiving Square.
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Re: Florida State Seminoles
Down 2352 (10%) today. Thanks Trump! Just a hoax right? Fucking moron.
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Re: Florida State Seminoles
I’m excited that my wife and I get to spend at least three days and two nights in a hospital in the next few weeks...
Glad we are having a pandemic and economic meltdown when our child is due, and I’m glad I’m transitioning to a new firm during all of this as well!
Glad we are having a pandemic and economic meltdown when our child is due, and I’m glad I’m transitioning to a new firm during all of this as well!
I proudly took AFAM 040 at Carolina.
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Re: Florida State Seminoles
Good luck, DS
Sure, I could have stayed in the past. I could have even been king. But in my own way, I am king.
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Re: Florida State Seminoles
Why'd you get fired this time?
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Re: Florida State Seminoles
Great for you, DS, on all fronts...
I want someone's ass blistered in the middle of Thanksgiving Square.
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Re: Florida State Seminoles
Boy, Fox News has sure changed their tune over the past couple of days...
I want someone's ass blistered in the middle of Thanksgiving Square.
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Re: Florida State Seminoles
Fake News Morons......
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Re: Florida State Seminoles
There are definitely some morons out there, but not who you think they are. In fact they're, much, much closer to home than you think...
I want someone's ass blistered in the middle of Thanksgiving Square.
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Re: Florida State Seminoles
crotch is WINNING
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Re: Florida State Seminoles
No cases of CV in West Virginia have been reported. Maybe heroin and crystal meth are coronavirus retardants...
I want someone's ass blistered in the middle of Thanksgiving Square.
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Re: Florida State Seminoles
Incest
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Re: Florida State Seminoles
Let's hope the dow doesn't have another worst day since 1987 day today. I think this whole cornholio and the market have sealed Trumps exit in November. Worst President in American history.
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Re: Florida State Seminoles
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The bill for MAGA has come due, Trump supporters.
It’s time to pay up.
The deferred invoice for you selling your souls is here.
It’s time to pay for every incendiary campaign boast you cheered,
every factless diatribe you vigorously applauded,
every nonsensical middle-of-the-night tweet you boosted,
every dehumanizing stereotype and slur you shared,
every callous and cruel rally insult you passionately amen-ed.
Its time to pay for every denial of Scientific evidence,
every terminated qualified conscientious objector,
every attack on factual, responsible journalism,
every vicious assault on objective reality,
every star-spangled dog-and-pony show distraction,
every lazy xenophobic caricature,
every tired racist tirade.
This is how your beloved capitalism works isn’t it: someone was always going to pay for services rendered? Nothing is free, isn’t that what you’ve been saying—no handouts? Well, dig deep friend because you are on the hook for this.
Many people have been footing the bill for a long time: migrants and Muslims and transgender people, young black men, refugees, the sick and the poor, already vulnerable communities pushed all the way to the brink—and now past it.
You were paying too of course, you were just too willfully ignorant or intellectually negligent to realize it. Over and over we tried to tell you about the cost: the civil rights you were sacrificing too, the environmental protections you were losing as well as we were, the safety and security you were relinquishing alongside us. We tried to tell you that this hardship was not a partisan expense, that his moral bankruptcy would eventually hit you hard too.
But your Fox News bubble and your white Evangelical echo chamber and your America First, Don’t Tread on Me, middle-finger affinity clubs left you certain you were insulated from it all; that the only tears that would fall would be liberal ones, that the only people suffering voted for Hillary, that all of the pain would be isolated to people who vote Blue.
You felt immune from the spreading sickness. You felt invincible, because your messiah told you that you were winning and that was enough for you.
He was lying to you as he always does, but you preferred to believe the lie because it felt warm running through your veins even as it was poisoning you—the intoxicating, cheap high of making America great while owning the Libs. That was a costly drug, that arrogance—and you were slowly going broke in your addiction.
Now, in the middle of a burgeoning pandemic and a precipitous market crash and a hopelessly fractured nation, the bill is coming due.
You can’t avoid paying anymore.
You’re here with us.
I think even you realize that now.
This President didn’t create this virus,
but he ignored it,
denied it,
minimized it,
joked about it,
weaponized it,
politicized it,
exacerbated it.
He systematically removed qualified people and replaced them with genuflecting, sycophantic traitors—or with no one at all.
He generated a steady stream of partisan attacks and conspiracy theories and abject lies created in the moment, and the kind of “I am smarter than anyone in the room” sermonizing that cult leaders bellow all the way to the terrible and tragic end.
He is culpable for the chaos and the unnecessary illness, and yes the preventable deaths because of it—and you are too.
This is the human cost of the MAGA cult delusion, and we’re all paying for it now equally, however we vote and wherever we live and whatever we value.
Pandemics don’t choose sides or spare voting blocks or respect affiliations.
He will pay for it in November and in the unflattering, incorruptible light of History.
I hope whatever you received was worth it.
I hope you still feel like you’re winning.
The bill for MAGA has come due, Trump supporters.
It’s time to pay up.
The deferred invoice for you selling your souls is here.
It’s time to pay for every incendiary campaign boast you cheered,
every factless diatribe you vigorously applauded,
every nonsensical middle-of-the-night tweet you boosted,
every dehumanizing stereotype and slur you shared,
every callous and cruel rally insult you passionately amen-ed.
Its time to pay for every denial of Scientific evidence,
every terminated qualified conscientious objector,
every attack on factual, responsible journalism,
every vicious assault on objective reality,
every star-spangled dog-and-pony show distraction,
every lazy xenophobic caricature,
every tired racist tirade.
This is how your beloved capitalism works isn’t it: someone was always going to pay for services rendered? Nothing is free, isn’t that what you’ve been saying—no handouts? Well, dig deep friend because you are on the hook for this.
Many people have been footing the bill for a long time: migrants and Muslims and transgender people, young black men, refugees, the sick and the poor, already vulnerable communities pushed all the way to the brink—and now past it.
You were paying too of course, you were just too willfully ignorant or intellectually negligent to realize it. Over and over we tried to tell you about the cost: the civil rights you were sacrificing too, the environmental protections you were losing as well as we were, the safety and security you were relinquishing alongside us. We tried to tell you that this hardship was not a partisan expense, that his moral bankruptcy would eventually hit you hard too.
But your Fox News bubble and your white Evangelical echo chamber and your America First, Don’t Tread on Me, middle-finger affinity clubs left you certain you were insulated from it all; that the only tears that would fall would be liberal ones, that the only people suffering voted for Hillary, that all of the pain would be isolated to people who vote Blue.
You felt immune from the spreading sickness. You felt invincible, because your messiah told you that you were winning and that was enough for you.
He was lying to you as he always does, but you preferred to believe the lie because it felt warm running through your veins even as it was poisoning you—the intoxicating, cheap high of making America great while owning the Libs. That was a costly drug, that arrogance—and you were slowly going broke in your addiction.
Now, in the middle of a burgeoning pandemic and a precipitous market crash and a hopelessly fractured nation, the bill is coming due.
You can’t avoid paying anymore.
You’re here with us.
I think even you realize that now.
This President didn’t create this virus,
but he ignored it,
denied it,
minimized it,
joked about it,
weaponized it,
politicized it,
exacerbated it.
He systematically removed qualified people and replaced them with genuflecting, sycophantic traitors—or with no one at all.
He generated a steady stream of partisan attacks and conspiracy theories and abject lies created in the moment, and the kind of “I am smarter than anyone in the room” sermonizing that cult leaders bellow all the way to the terrible and tragic end.
He is culpable for the chaos and the unnecessary illness, and yes the preventable deaths because of it—and you are too.
This is the human cost of the MAGA cult delusion, and we’re all paying for it now equally, however we vote and wherever we live and whatever we value.
Pandemics don’t choose sides or spare voting blocks or respect affiliations.
He will pay for it in November and in the unflattering, incorruptible light of History.
I hope whatever you received was worth it.
I hope you still feel like you’re winning.
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Re: Florida State Seminoles
I wonder if that dude fancies himself the Walt Whitman of the blog era
Sure, I could have stayed in the past. I could have even been king. But in my own way, I am king.
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Re: Florida State Seminoles
I hope you still feel like you’re winning.
Yep, HRC still not president. Trump gets second term in November.
Yep, HRC still not president. Trump gets second term in November.
I saw a werewolf drinking a pina colada at Trader Vic's.