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Post by Saint » Thu Mar 12, 2020 4:24 pm

NCAA tournament canceled

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Stu! Good to see you! Now, go fuck yourself.
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Post by Jungle Rat » Thu Mar 12, 2020 4:46 pm

At least I'll finally have a perfect bracket

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Post by Saint » Thu Mar 12, 2020 4:54 pm

Technically, UNC won't miss the NCAA tournament

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Post by Jungle Rat » Thu Mar 12, 2020 5:49 pm

Your 2020 College Basketball National Champion is the University of Corona

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Post by aTm » Thu Mar 12, 2020 6:18 pm

I wonder if they'll be tempted to give anybody a year of eligibility back.
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I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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https://kentuckysportsradio.com/basketb ... ng-to-hbo/


Christian Dawkins, the man at the center of the FBI’s investigation into bribery in college basketball, is the subject of “The Scheme,” a new HBO documentary that premieres March 31 at 9 p.m. ET. Dawkins details how the FBI wanted him to help them get Rick Pitino and agent Andy Miller, and includes other juicy parts of the case, including the never-before-heard wiretapped calls between Dawkins and LSU coach Will Wade and Arizona coach Sean Miller.

Former LSU star Naz Reid, former North Carolina star Nassir Little, and current LSU guard Javonte Smart are all mentioned. In fact, the call in which Wade makes a “strong-ass offer” for Smart is played in its entirety.

Yahoo has the transcript of some of the calls, and this one between Dawkins and Sean Miller about Naz Reid is pretty amazing.

Christian Dawkins: “In essence, let me ask you this: Do you think you’ll get Naz Reid?”

Sean Miller: “No. He’s going to LSU.”

Dawkins: “OK, he’s going to LSU, so that helps.”

Miller: “We’re not even bringing him on a visit. He’s not even visiting. That’s all [expletive]. Like, I’m looking at our recruiting board, he’s not even on it. I’ve never talked to the kid. All this [expletive] hype [expletive] on the phone, it’s stupid. He just probably said, ‘You know what, [expletive] you. I don’t want 75, I want a 120. I may go to Arizona.’ That’s all that was.”

Dawkins made a joke about Wade overpaying for recruits.

Dawkins: “And Will Wade — I told Book, I said, ‘Will Wade is like driving up the price of [players]. Cause he’s not even doing like real numbers.’ ”

Miller: “I tell you what, ‘I’ll give him credit. He’s got a big set of balls on him.’ ”

Dawkins: “No, Will Wade doesn’t give a [expletive], Sean.”


For more, head on over to Yahoo. And set your DVR for HBO, March 31, 9 p.m.

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And on April 1, Will Wade and Sean Miller will not have jobs
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Post by hedge » Sat Mar 21, 2020 5:05 pm

They're showing the Duke/UK Elite 8 game from 1992 on CBS right now if any UK fans in here are interested...
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Post by eCat » Sat Mar 21, 2020 5:43 pm

yea I heard they were

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Post by Jungle Rat » Sat Mar 21, 2020 7:00 pm

One of my favorites

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I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Post by eCat » Sun Mar 22, 2020 10:10 am

Nick Heath is the sports commentator we need during Corona Virus isolation

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I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Jungle Rat » Sun Mar 22, 2020 2:48 pm

Grandpa has a hard on for Ryall

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by aTm » Mon Mar 23, 2020 11:46 pm

Former A&M all-SWC guard David Edwards died of complications from COVID-19 in New York.
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