Uncle Bud
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Re: Uncle Bud
Just like I instinctively reach for a bottle of scotch when I get home from work at night...
I want someone's ass blistered in the middle of Thanksgiving Square.
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Re: Uncle Bud
The twins were covering up the twins I really want to see...
So, the Wife is 34 weeks pregnant. She cannot sleep, and now I cannot sleep as a result. She's so happy...
The baby shower is this weekend. Thanks to multiple issues, all of the showers were combined into one shower. There will be 160+ at this fucking thing. Thank God I am only required to be there at the beginning to say hey to members of my dad's family (they're the types who will be there at 12:55 for the 1:00 p.m. - 4:00 p.m. floating shower) and at the end to load everything up to take home. The week or two after the shower is going to be a pain in the ass, and to top it all off, both of my assistants/paralegals left over the past few weeks due to family issues.
So, the Wife is 34 weeks pregnant. She cannot sleep, and now I cannot sleep as a result. She's so happy...
The baby shower is this weekend. Thanks to multiple issues, all of the showers were combined into one shower. There will be 160+ at this fucking thing. Thank God I am only required to be there at the beginning to say hey to members of my dad's family (they're the types who will be there at 12:55 for the 1:00 p.m. - 4:00 p.m. floating shower) and at the end to load everything up to take home. The week or two after the shower is going to be a pain in the ass, and to top it all off, both of my assistants/paralegals left over the past few weeks due to family issues.
I proudly took AFAM 040 at Carolina.
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Re: Uncle Bud
I got her a large dildo.
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Re: Uncle Bud
"and at the end to load everything up to take home."
Don't act like you're not looking forward to that part...
Don't act like you're not looking forward to that part...
I want someone's ass blistered in the middle of Thanksgiving Square.
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Re: Uncle Bud
fun times, I wouldn't hesitate to live thru them again if I could
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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Re: Uncle Bud
When you have over 160, I agree. Sad.
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Re: Uncle Bud
I have a new favorite restaurant now.
Went to a Coopers Hawk last night, its a chain and basically a vessel to push wine, but the food was outstanding.
Maybe a little higher priced than the standard places but its going to be a regular place for me for awhile.
If you have one in your area, check it out
Went to a Coopers Hawk last night, its a chain and basically a vessel to push wine, but the food was outstanding.
Maybe a little higher priced than the standard places but its going to be a regular place for me for awhile.
If you have one in your area, check it out
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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Re: Uncle Bud
Rat????
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Re: Uncle Bud
I was watching Peyton Place on TCM, Hope Lange is in it, I was wondering if she was related to Jessica Lange, so I clicked on this website. This is what you need...
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I want someone's ass blistered in the middle of Thanksgiving Square.
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Re: Uncle Bud
You're next
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Re: Uncle Bud
I guess he knew when to fold 'em...
I want someone's ass blistered in the middle of Thanksgiving Square.
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Re: Uncle Bud
Definitely gonna make a blister.....
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Re: Uncle Bud
There's still great people and neighborhoods around the country. Rex said it best......Humanity
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Re: Uncle Bud
that is awesome
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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Re: Uncle Bud
Yep