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Re: Florida State Seminoles

Post by Jungle Rat » Tue Mar 03, 2020 12:54 pm

Hedge would be a perfect slum lord

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Post by hedge » Tue Mar 03, 2020 1:00 pm

"At least crotch is actually a doddering old man who can hardly be expected to know how to use the internet"

Along with millions of other Trump supporters who will believe anything (as Crotch obviously did) they read...

"whats your excuse?"

At least the thing about Graham had a whiff of possibility to it...
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Re: Florida State Seminoles

Post by hedge » Tue Mar 03, 2020 1:01 pm

"Hedge would be a perfect slum lord"

Damn right. You can get houses around here that rent for $700 a month for $50K or less...
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Re: Florida State Seminoles

Post by crotch » Tue Mar 03, 2020 1:21 pm

hedge wrote: Tue Mar 03, 2020 1:00 pm "At least crotch is actually a doddering old man who can hardly be expected to know how to use the internet"

Along with millions of other Trump supporters who will believe anything (as Crotch obviously did) they read...

"whats your excuse?"

At least the thing about Graham had a whiff of possibility to it...
Thought I could fool you Hedge with a bit of satire from the Babylon Bee....one of my favorite satirical sites on the net. But you proved too savvy. You gotta admit though the moron could actually say something that silly.

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Re: Florida State Seminoles

Post by hedge » Tue Mar 03, 2020 1:25 pm

You believed it...
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Re: Florida State Seminoles

Post by hedge » Tue Mar 03, 2020 2:07 pm

Saw this posted on somebody's facebook page, I'm sure Crotch wishes he had seen it first:

"Isn't it ironic that Bernie the socialist has earned the most support, but it is being taken from him and given to someone else?"
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Re: Florida State Seminoles

Post by crotch » Tue Mar 03, 2020 2:41 pm

hedge wrote: Tue Mar 03, 2020 1:25 pm You believed it...

Yeah, right. Good try bud

Here's another goodie for your enjoyment....


https://babylonbee.com/news/buttigieg-c ... white-male

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Re: Florida State Seminoles

Post by hedge » Tue Mar 03, 2020 2:53 pm

Yep, here's one that is actually exactly true about you and Prof:

Opinion: My God Is An Imaginary Deification Of My Idiotic And Contradictory Personal Opinions

Whatever I believe about immigration policies, my God does too. Whatever I believe about healthcare, my God does too. Whatever I believe about government welfare, my God does too. With a passion!

Therefore, anyone who disagrees with me, disagrees with God. That’s serious!

You might ask how I reconcile my God with the God of the Bible. It’s easy: I simply interpret every passage of Scripture through the lens of my own opinions.

https://babylonbee.com/news/opinion-god ... l-opinions
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Re: Florida State Seminoles

Post by crotch » Tue Mar 03, 2020 3:00 pm

hedge wrote: Tue Mar 03, 2020 2:53 pm Yep, here's one that is actually exactly true about you and Prof:

Opinion: My God Is An Imaginary Deification Of My Idiotic And Contradictory Personal Opinions

Whatever I believe about immigration policies, my God does too. Whatever I believe about healthcare, my God does too. Whatever I believe about government welfare, my God does too. With a passion!

Therefore, anyone who disagrees with me, disagrees with God. That’s serious!

You might ask how I reconcile my God with the God of the Bible. It’s easy: I simply interpret every passage of Scripture through the lens of my own opinions.

https://babylonbee.com/news/opinion-god ... l-opinions
It's clearly obvious you know absolutely nothing about me or my beliefs.....I'm trying my best to not put you in the same category as Rat as one to be pitied, but you're making it difficult not to.

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Re: Florida State Seminoles

Post by crotch » Tue Mar 03, 2020 3:06 pm

I'm sure you'd agree......right Hedge?

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Re: Florida State Seminoles

Post by Jungle Rat » Tue Mar 03, 2020 3:43 pm

How's that market today crotch. Idiot

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Re: Florida State Seminoles

Post by Jungle Rat » Tue Mar 03, 2020 5:56 pm

Crotch?

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Re: Florida State Seminoles

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Re: Florida State Seminoles

Post by Professor Tiger » Tue Mar 03, 2020 6:43 pm

hedge wrote: Tue Mar 03, 2020 1:01 pm "Hedge would be a perfect slum lord"

Damn right. You can get houses around here that rent for $700 a month for $50K or less...
That's right, I almost forgot; you live in Climax NC, just outside of Chapel Hill. They charge rent by the hour there.
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Re: Florida State Seminoles

Post by crotch » Tue Mar 03, 2020 7:18 pm

Rat can be so easily entertained.....



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Re: Florida State Seminoles

Post by Jungle Rat » Tue Mar 03, 2020 10:56 pm

Deflection. Nice

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Re: Florida State Seminoles

Post by sardis » Wed Mar 04, 2020 7:21 am

Maybe Bloomberg should have asked the Russians how to influence an election on $500 million.

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Re: Florida State Seminoles

Post by hedge » Wed Mar 04, 2020 8:59 am

Oh, he's had plenty of influence, on many elections, and will continue to have a huge influence on this one. He's Trump's worst nightmare, an actual billionaire who is committed to seeing him gone...
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Re: Florida State Seminoles

Post by aTm » Wed Mar 04, 2020 8:59 am

Yeah, I dont know why you’re throwing so much shade! Bloomberg won a crushing victory in American Samoa!
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Re: Florida State Seminoles

Post by crotch » Wed Mar 04, 2020 11:22 am

The Dem machine will more than likely support this.....


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