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Post by crotch » Tue Dec 17, 2019 2:12 pm

AP College Football First Team All-Americans....

Kentucky - 2

Alabama - 0


https://apnews.com/09ff7f4dba45126d077bf440e4046f8b

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Re: College Football

Post by Jungle Rat » Tue Dec 17, 2019 10:48 pm

Yet UK still sucks

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Post by crotch » Tue Dec 17, 2019 11:53 pm

Jungle Rat wrote: Tue Dec 17, 2019 10:48 pm Yet UK still sucks
....can't argue with that. GEAUX TIGERS!!

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Post by crotch » Wed Dec 18, 2019 3:33 pm

crotch wrote: Tue Dec 10, 2019 2:54 pm Interesting pic on KSR today..

https://kentuckysportsradio.com/main/ke ... day-night/

The guy on the left was the point guard on the 4 grade basketball team I coached back in the late '70s. That team went undefeated and won the county 4th grade championship. He later became the all time leader in yards passing in Kentucky HS until a guy named Tim Couch took the top spot. Allen played for UK under Jerry Claiborne and IMO was a better qb than Ransdell but never got the chance to prove it. Had offers from BYU, Ga. Tech and Dook. His son, in the black UK shirt, recently inked with UK to play QB. The younger Allen had offers from Mike Leach at Washington State and several other SEC teams. Not sure his inking with UK was the best choice just as I thought his dad inking with UK wasn't the best either. Great family. Hope it works out for Beau Allen. I would have chosen to play for Leach.

Great article on the KHSAA website on the Allen family. Like I stated previously, Beau's dad Bill was the point guard on my 4th grade county basketball team. Went on to play for Claiborne at UK. His mother was my freshman English teacher. His dad taught business at the HS but never had him in class. He and all his brothers are bank presidents today. I'm sure that's one reason Bill chose to play at UK instead of BYU or Ga Tech because of 'business connections' you might say.... and I'd be almost sure that had a decision for Beau to play for UK instead of Washington St or Georgia. No doubt in a few years the kid will be a bank president just like his dad and uncles.


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Post by Jungle Rat » Wed Dec 18, 2019 3:47 pm

He's got a boner

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WTF are they signing it? A Speedway?

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Post by hedge » Wed Dec 18, 2019 3:58 pm

I can see Crotch high-stepping around the coffee table doing the hambone and squealing "Bank president! Bank president!!"
I want someone's ass blistered in the middle of Thanksgiving Square.

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Jungle Rat wrote: Wed Dec 18, 2019 3:48 pm WTF are they signing it? A Speedway?

Looks to be in the copy room at his bank. He's prez of the Bank of the Bluegrass in Lex.

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hedge wrote: Wed Dec 18, 2019 3:58 pm I can see Crotch high-stepping around the coffee table doing the hambone and squealing "Bank president! Bank president!!"
Average sass Hedge but you can do better. What I was trying to point out is that I'm pretty sure the kid chose to sign with UK not because of a promising football career in Lex but because of the 'business opportunity' after graduation. His dad Bill made that same decision. BYU and Ga Tech would have been his best opportunity to play significant minutes or even been a starter for either but he chose UK because of 'connections' that pay off after he graduated BECAUSE he played for Kentucky.

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Post by Jungle Rat » Wed Dec 18, 2019 6:58 pm

Daddy paid his way in. Like that slut from Full House who I would bend over in a porta potty.

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Post by hedge » Wed Dec 18, 2019 10:22 pm

Yeah, I'm sure there are no opportunities in Atlanta or Salt Lake City for a former college star like there are in Ken-TUUUHHHHHHH-KEEEEEHHHHHHH!!!!! Yep, good ol Bank of the Bluegraiss, it doesn't get any better than that. They got copy rooms and everything. You don't get that in Atlanta...
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Re: College Football

Post by Jungle Rat » Sun Dec 22, 2019 4:01 pm

Thank you Andy for guaranteeing Burrow

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Post by eCat » Sun Dec 22, 2019 4:20 pm

yep..the Bengals are thinking about where to eat after the game, not how to beat the Dolphins
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: College Football

Post by Jungle Rat » Sun Dec 22, 2019 5:34 pm

FUCK!

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Re: College Football

Post by Jungle Rat » Sun Dec 22, 2019 5:35 pm

This is nuts

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Post by eCat » Sun Dec 22, 2019 7:05 pm

thank god, they decide to have some pride in the second half of the last game of the season and almost screw it up
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: College Football

Post by Jungle Rat » Sun Dec 22, 2019 8:51 pm

One more but it's solidified now

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Re: College Football

Post by eCat » Mon Dec 23, 2019 6:35 pm

The Bengals should try to keep Dalton and give him a 1 year deal so Burrow just isn't thrown to the wolves, get this kid a receiver and bolster up that offensive line.
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: College Football

Post by Jungle Rat » Mon Dec 23, 2019 9:02 pm

Agreed. Just like they did with Kitna and Palmer. Dalton is stuck here. They can franchise AJ, although he won't be happy. The have Ross, fastest player in the NFL and Tate was suprising this year. Plus Boyd and Mixon? Dalton comes at a 17 mill pricetag but they ain't winning shit anyway next year. Dalton is already signed for 17 next year although all his guaranteed money is paid so they can walk away with no cap hit. Gotta address LB big time. I broke a glass when the Steelers jumped one pick ahead of us to get Devon Bush. He was my choice by 1000. Linebackers and oline. Remember this years #1 was an awesome OL who got hurt preseason. Should have made a lot of trades at the deadline but I think they will move Gino and Dunlap and hopefully Kirkpatrick on draft day. Love Dunlop. My Gator but they have to rebuild.

I would even say trade the Burrow pick for a bounty but that's a huge fucking risk on the future. We busted on actual #1s on Big Daddy and Ki-Jana, although Ki-Jana was injury but they hit gold on Palmer. With the Bengals it's a game of Russian roulette.

I'd go with Burrow though. An Athens kid. OU baby

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Re: College Football

Post by hedge » Tue Dec 24, 2019 9:05 am

Maybe you'll get lucky and get Sam Howell in 2022...
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