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Post by hedge » Sun May 12, 2019 2:45 pm

My great-great-great grandfather is buried in our fambly plot here in town, including his direct descendants down to my mother. I guess I'll be buried there too one day (queue up "I wish that day was tomorrow")...
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Re: North Carolina Tar Heels

Post by Jungle Rat » Sun May 12, 2019 3:14 pm

I rather they bury pieces of you after a coyote pack attack

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Post by 10ac » Sun May 12, 2019 6:15 pm

Or maybe a pre-death cremation.
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Post by DooKSucks » Sun Jun 02, 2019 11:51 am

Champions. You can all suck my dick.
I proudly took AFAM 040 at Carolina.

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Post by aTm » Sun Jun 02, 2019 2:30 pm

While spontaneous combustion of the stadium would have been the preferred outcome, at least Spurs didn't win.
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Post by Jungle Rat » Sun Jun 02, 2019 10:17 pm

DooKSucks wrote:Champions. You can all suck my dick.
Gotta find it first

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Post by DooKSucks » Tue Jun 04, 2019 8:13 am

My dick is a like a Ferrari. You keep something that great under the garage when it's not in use.
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Post by crashcourse » Tue Jun 04, 2019 9:02 am

more likely a smart car. takes a long time to get there , runs out of juice quick, but you don't need a garage to store it just a small shed

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Post by Jungle Rat » Tue Jun 04, 2019 12:12 pm

DooKSucks wrote:My dick is a like a Ferrari. You keep something that great under the garage when it's not in use.
I heard it leaks oil.

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Post by hedge » Tue Jun 04, 2019 12:36 pm

My ham smells like pee...
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Post by Jungle Rat » Tue Jun 04, 2019 2:45 pm

Horrible. Take it back.

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Post by eCat » Sat Jul 06, 2019 1:03 am

Frank Meza - 70 year old marathon runner, is identified as a cheater by some guy who tracks marathon runners in Cincinnati, LA times writes a balanced story on him

https://www.latimes.com/sports/la-sp-ma ... story.html

4 days ago, he is formally charged with cheating, disqualified and banned ( not the first time) but his story goes viral as he is/was the world record holder

https://www.marathoninvestigation.com/2 ... faces.html

15 hours ago

https://www.foxnews.com/sports/marathon ... n-cheating
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Post by sardis » Sat Jul 06, 2019 5:34 pm

All of you need to aspire to be Frank.

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"Frank Meza - 70 year old marathon runner, is identified as a cheater"

Is he related to Mecca/Metzger???
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Post by eCat » Mon Jul 08, 2019 1:39 pm

this is sad and disturbing

but in the end, the "WHO CHOKED ME OUT! WHO CHOKED ME OUT!" when he was so out of shape he just fell over is pretty funny

[youtube]Y7ByVL9Ktzo[/youtube]
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Post by hedge » Mon Jul 08, 2019 4:40 pm

I like how the woman drives right into the fray in the electrical wheelchair right after the fight starts...
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Post by hedge » Mon Jul 08, 2019 4:44 pm

Lots of good stuff there. I like the woman off camera trying to call in some security, she's saying "right in front of Goofy's playhouse"...
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Post by eCat » Tue Jul 09, 2019 1:07 pm

Ross Perot died today

When I got out of college I went to work for EDS.

By today's standards it was a concentration camp of a company to work for - no facial hair, no hair below the collar, cap toe or wing tip black leather shoes, suits must be worn at all times unless when going to the bathroom, no informal relationship with customer (no bowling league, softball..drinking after work sort of thing). They brought us all in for training for 6 weeks. By week 2 they had fired 30% of our class.

Still, I credit Perot and that mentality for making me grow up and get serious about being an adult - as I sit here at my desk wearing jeans, a polo shirt and hiking boots. What I learned from his company has carried me throughout my adult life and I feel indebted to him to some degree.

Here is a glowing article about what he did in his life. I'm sure many people didn't agree with him but few questioned his motives.

https://www.dallasnews.com/business/bus ... st-dies-89
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Post by hedge » Tue Jul 09, 2019 2:12 pm

"suits must be worn at all times unless when going to the bathroom"
I want someone's ass blistered in the middle of Thanksgiving Square.

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Re: North Carolina Tar Heels

Post by 10ac » Tue Jul 09, 2019 5:07 pm

"On Wings of Eagles" is a good read on how the EDS people escaped from Iran.

Perot gave the election to Bubba.
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