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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by eCat » Fri May 03, 2019 12:14 pm

I'm stuck in an Alabama dorm room that smells like a thrift store collection bin, debugging code for my daughter's assignment that is due in 2 hours

This sucks ass
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Jungle Rat » Fri May 03, 2019 2:09 pm

BAMMER!
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by DooKSucks » Fri May 03, 2019 3:07 pm

eCat wrote:I'm stuck in an Alabama dorm room that smells like a thrift store collection bin, debugging code for my daughter's assignment that is due in 2 hours

This sucks ass
Ah...backstory please

Also, what do her suitemates look like?

Any talent on her hall?
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Jungle Rat » Fri May 03, 2019 3:16 pm

He means Heffers
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by eCat » Fri May 03, 2019 7:05 pm

DooKSucks wrote:
eCat wrote:I'm stuck in an Alabama dorm room that smells like a thrift store collection bin, debugging code for my daughter's assignment that is due in 2 hours

This sucks ass
Ah...backstory please

Also, what do her suitemates look like?

Any talent on her hall?
oh man, it competes with Ole Miss
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Jungle Rat » Fri May 03, 2019 7:14 pm

So youre walking around campus with a boner. Way to represnt TGP.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by eCat » Sat May 04, 2019 1:12 am

That awkward moment you are helping your daughter pack and her vibrator falls out onto the floor
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by hedge » Sat May 04, 2019 6:17 am

Rabbit?
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by eCat » Sat May 04, 2019 8:20 am

No just a basic one
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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Post by hedge » Sat May 04, 2019 8:32 am

You need to slip her some cash and give her that most important of fatherly advice: "Honey, try the rabbit"...
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Jungle Rat » Sat May 04, 2019 11:41 am

Corky Simpson is spinning in his old folks bed.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by eCat » Sat May 04, 2019 2:23 pm

hedge wrote:You need to slip her some cash and give her that most important of fatherly advice: "Honey, try the rabbit"...
I'm certain my wife has had that talk with her.

My mother-n-law got all her daughters vibrators for Xmas one year when they were late teens.

So I guess she thinks thats what a normal mother does
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Jungle Rat » Sat May 04, 2019 2:42 pm

Profs daughters only know their vibrator as Dad.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Dave23 » Sat May 04, 2019 7:11 pm

Duke might not have the #1 class too much longer...
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by eCat » Mon May 06, 2019 3:33 pm

Driving around Tuscaloosa is like going back 20 years in time

I was actually excited to see they still had a Pizza Hut with the all you can eat buffet
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Jungle Rat » Mon May 06, 2019 4:37 pm

Old School
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by hedge » Mon May 06, 2019 4:47 pm

Did they have the dessert pizza?
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Post by Dave23 » Mon May 06, 2019 6:36 pm

There's an old-time Pizza Inn with buffet in Missouri near Cape Girardeau.

It was a semi-regular stop between Memphis and Springfield the past few years.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by eCat » Mon May 06, 2019 6:51 pm

hedge wrote:Did they have the dessert pizza?
I didn't stop but I will if I get a chance
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by eCat » Mon May 06, 2019 6:52 pm

Dave23 wrote:There's an old-time Pizza Inn with buffet in Missouri near Cape Girardeau.

It was a semi-regular stop between Memphis and Springfield the past few years.
Pizza Inn had a buffet when I was in high school and it was awesome
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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