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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Jungle Rat » Sat Apr 13, 2019 12:55 pm

My wax doesn't usually look like dandruff. Just thick waxy shit I can usually roll into a little ball and flick.
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by crotch » Wed Apr 17, 2019 4:21 pm

One of a thousand reasons why I'm glad I don't live in California......
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by hedge » Wed Apr 17, 2019 4:28 pm

Street price for heroin is stable though...
I want someone's ass blistered in the middle of Thanksgiving Square.
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Jungle Rat » Wed Apr 17, 2019 6:27 pm

None of us losers could afford to look live in California.
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by eCat » Fri Apr 19, 2019 8:46 am

yesterday was the boys 21st birthday

we took him out to dinner and did the order your first official drink thing

then we got home around 7:30 , he went downstairs to dick around on the computer.

My wife and I were watching TV and I'm feeling sorry for him - 21st birthday and its basically spent with Mom and Dad.

Around 9:30 a car pulled in the driveway and 3 very attractive young women were standing there when I opened the door.

They took him out and he stayed out past midnight - not sure when he got in or what condition he was in when he got home.

There might be hope for the boy yet.
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Jungle Rat » Fri Apr 19, 2019 9:42 am

He had to hire his own hookers? What kid of father are you?
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Post by eCat » Fri Apr 19, 2019 9:59 am

Jungle Rat wrote:He had to hire his own hookers? What kid of father are you?
I'm even more impressed if that's what happened.
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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Post by DooKSucks » Fri Apr 19, 2019 4:33 pm

Was he stuck in the friend zone with them or was he hooking up with one of them?
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Post by eCat » Fri Apr 19, 2019 5:04 pm

DooKSucks wrote:Was he stuck in the friend zone with them or was he hooking up with one of them?
no idea - but one has been hanging around alot more lately
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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Post by Saint » Sat Apr 20, 2019 12:25 am

It's only a matter of time before the thick scent of whupped pussy emanates from his bedroom, further signaling that you're a washed up relic.
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Post by eCat » Sat Apr 20, 2019 3:22 am

Saint wrote:It's only a matter of time before the thick scent of whupped pussy emanates from his bedroom, further signaling that you're a washed up relic.
they brought him cheesecake for his birthday

at this point in my life, he can have the pussy
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by crotch » Sat Apr 20, 2019 12:50 pm

funny stuff......
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by crotch » Tue Apr 23, 2019 1:17 pm

Lord help these little ignorant liberal snowflakes of the world........
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by hedge » Fri Apr 26, 2019 7:40 am

For Crotch...

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by crotch » Fri Apr 26, 2019 10:28 am

hedge wrote:For Crotch...

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Goes to show you don't mess around with us old geezers. :mrgreen: BTW, I just gained another year yesterday.
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by hedge » Fri Apr 26, 2019 10:32 am

Happy birthday Crotch. For a UK fan and an old geezer, you're alright...
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Post by crotch » Fri Apr 26, 2019 11:57 am

hedge wrote:Happy birthday Crotch. For a UK fan and an old geezer, you're alright...
Thanx Hedge... Appreciate your honesty. :D

.... but let me clarify something, I'm a UK basketball fan only, not a Calipari fan. Also an LSU football fan.... can't stand UK football.
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Jungle Rat » Fri Apr 26, 2019 2:06 pm

Before there was internet porn there was fax porn. Don't forget how your parents led the way.
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Jungle Rat » Fri Apr 26, 2019 2:08 pm

And yeah, happy birthday you old cranky bastard. Hope your grandkids can help you blow out those 93 candles
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by crotch » Fri Apr 26, 2019 4:13 pm

Jungle Rat wrote:And yeah, happy birthday you old cranky bastard. Hope your grandkids can help you blow out those 93 candles
Thanx Rat....
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