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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

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hedge wrote:I wonder if this Hurt kid is related to Crow?
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Post by crashcourse » Mon Apr 15, 2019 8:56 am

in some ways its hard for me to get worked up over a multizillionaire winning the masters

for whtever reason the 30000 people around that green chanting tiger tiger ----as loud as any arena you're ever gonna find--then him hugging his kid then hearing the stories that he was essentially paralyzed and wondering if he wou;ld ever be able to play with his kids again let alone golf let alone contending golf and now best in the world again

I did get a chill watching that whole sscene though--good stuff

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Post by eCat » Mon Apr 15, 2019 9:00 am

If he can win another major this year, it would be good for golf.

I"m sure ratings for the Masters were thru the roof.
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Post by Saint » Mon Apr 15, 2019 9:54 am

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Post by aTm » Mon Apr 15, 2019 9:55 am

It's as interesting as it is to see any superstar with a decent story win in sports, but some of it is way over the top. Like Nantz saying I wasnt human if I didnt get a tear in my eye to watch Tiger hug his fucking kid? Give me a fucking break.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

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Post by Saint » Mon Apr 15, 2019 9:59 am

I don't follow much golf but some of the young players over the last few years have made it interesting again. I would rather see guys like Spieth and Koepka keep winning than see somebody you've never heard of win a major. That's the worst thing about golf, nobodies shining for a week and never to be heard of again. When Tiger came along, that's how it was in the PGA. He made it exciting again. I don't know if he's capable of winning consistently again but Augusta National was made for him. If he wins another major this year, that will be an even bigger accomplishment, imo

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Post by Saint » Mon Apr 15, 2019 10:02 am

Here's the the thing about Tiger. Yesterday ws the sports story of the year to date, no doubt. But for the past however many years I've been a sports writer, 15 or so, every goddamn week he's in a tournament, AP has done a story on him. Every fucking time. Then yesterday it was a mad rush in the media to see who could jack off first and best over him

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Post by eCat » Mon Apr 15, 2019 10:12 am

yea I get it

but the guy introduced golf to a generation of young people who are in their 30s/40 now who probably wouldn't have picked up a club. He put Nike on the map in golf and they have shitty golf products - and then his life fell apart which is the comeback story that sells.

you saw what happened yesterday - they all knew if Tiger won a major it would be a huge story which is the build up on it.

At this point, even with his game showing some signs of life, I don't think anyone was taking Tiger against the field, even if the sports books were giving him 12:1

Keopka is a good player. He seems pretty likeable to. That Italian guy looked like he was about to cry after giving up the lead to Tiger. He was down the rest of the day.
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Post by THE_WIZARD_ » Mon Apr 15, 2019 10:22 am

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Post by eCat » Mon Apr 15, 2019 10:38 am

you a Molinari fan?
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by crotch » Mon Apr 15, 2019 1:18 pm

FWIW........
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Jungle Rat » Mon Apr 15, 2019 4:43 pm

Saint wrote:Here's the the thing about Tiger. Yesterday ws the sports story of the year to date, no doubt. But for the past however many years I've been a sports writer, 15 or so, every goddamn week he's in a tournament, AP has done a story on him. Every fucking time. Then yesterday it was a mad rush in the media to see who could jack off first and best over him
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Jungle Rat » Mon Apr 15, 2019 4:44 pm

eCat wrote:yea I get it

but the guy introduced golf to a generation of young people who are in their 30s/40 now who probably wouldn't have picked up a club. He put Nike on the map in golf and they have shitty golf products - and then his life fell apart which is the comeback story that sells.

you saw what happened yesterday - they all knew if Tiger won a major it would be a huge story which is the build up on it.

At this point, even with his game showing some signs of life, I don't think anyone was taking Tiger against the field, even if the sports books were giving him 12:1

Keopka is a good player. He seems pretty likeable to. That Italian guy looked like he was about to cry after giving up the lead to Tiger. He was down the rest of the day.
He also introduced those to golf that are now nipping at his heals.

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Post by sardis » Mon Apr 15, 2019 6:12 pm

It also helps that Tiger is just badass cool. When he’s on and strolling down the fairway in his black and red like take that whitey I own this place again.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by 10ac » Mon Apr 15, 2019 6:32 pm

He's taken a huge step backwards in the pussy area.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by crashcourse » Tue Apr 16, 2019 8:54 am

concur with bthat--I think that chick as watching his kids at one point then he started banging her.

tiger at 8-1 at beth page--I'd take the field at 1-8 --tigers game will always be perfect for the masters--pebble beach too--but british open style golf and this pga I think he doesn't even get to top 10

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by eCat » Tue Apr 16, 2019 3:01 pm

I am sitting in on some bullshit call about how to support interns at work

and the people running it are asking questions like

what qualities do you see in yourself as a manager, what is important to Gen Z in a manager

so I just started typing in boy scout stuff.

Trustworthy, Loyal , Helpful, Friendly, Courteous, Kind...
and the HR person is like "right! excellent!

and some guy on the call figured out what I was doing and was cracking up
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Jungle Rat » Tue Apr 16, 2019 3:23 pm

You are a monster

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by eCat » Tue Apr 16, 2019 3:43 pm

I just hate having my time wasted
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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