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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Saint » Tue Mar 26, 2019 4:10 pm

AA is the Batman of img2

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Post by AlabamAlum » Tue Mar 26, 2019 4:12 pm

Personally, I believe img1 should be disabled to force img2 compliance on oversized pics.
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Post by Saint » Tue Mar 26, 2019 4:12 pm

Maybe fix img2 first? Where is tech support?

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Post by aTm » Tue Mar 26, 2019 4:40 pm

AlabamAlum wrote:Personally, I believe img1 should be disabled to force img2 compliance on oversized pics.
yeah but then tiny ass pics would look like this....

http://goatpen.net/forums/download/file.php?avatar=1453_1318689675.jpg
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by aTm » Tue Mar 26, 2019 4:41 pm

img2 is just a workaround because of the dumbass way our board software lets oversized pics run off the screen, I'd rather let small pics be allowed to be posted at their original size rather than forcing every pic to fit the width of the screen.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by hedge » Tue Mar 26, 2019 4:51 pm

Muad'Dib has spoken...
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Post by eCat » Tue Mar 26, 2019 5:14 pm

Arkansas fires their coach - Anderson without a job now.
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Post by aTm » Tue Mar 26, 2019 5:28 pm

He should take a dump at midcourt of Bud Walton Arena
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Jungle Rat » Tue Mar 26, 2019 6:32 pm

Have you ever scratched your butthole and accidentally pooped on your finger? Asking for a friend.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by crotch » Tue Mar 26, 2019 8:13 pm

1110654958481932289

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Post by Saint » Wed Mar 27, 2019 12:39 am

Jungle Rat wrote:Have you ever scratched your butthole and accidentally pooped on your finger? Asking for a friend.
Yeah, but it wasn't an accident.

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Post by Saint » Wed Mar 27, 2019 12:40 am

crotch wrote:1110654958481932289
UConn?

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Jungle Rat » Wed Mar 27, 2019 7:23 am

Same

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Post by hedge » Wed Mar 27, 2019 7:46 am

My, my, how times change. There was a time when UK fans only counted national championships (and sassed UNC fans for their pride in FF appearances). Now they are doing the chicken strut over a slew of FF appearances in the 2010's as proof they were better than Duke and Villanova, who both have 2 NC's in that time period. Now then, I would actually agree with that assessment, but it wasn't long ago that, had the records of Duke and UK been switched and some Duke fan came in touting their FF appearances, most UK fans would've scoffed that nothing counts but NC's...

Clearly UK has been superior to Nova, they barely won a single tourny game outside their 2 NC's (when they even bothered to make the tourny), but Duke, while not making it to any FF besides their 2 NC's, did make the tourny every year (unlike UK), and got to the Sweet 16 and Elite 8 a few times. Like I said, I'd still put UK's body of work in the 2010's ahead of Duke's (way ahead, actually) but you wouldn't have found many UK fans who would've done it had the roles been reversed. But, as Bob Dylan said, the times they are a'changin in Lexington, evidently...
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Post by eCat » Wed Mar 27, 2019 8:20 am

If UNC wins the national championship this year, cheating aside, its the best program in the modern era.

I hate to say it but it is what it is. Cal should have had more championships, but honestly once Cal won his in 2012, he changed is focus into becoming the coach who cares about generational poverty and is using UK as his platform to define his legacy.

The way Cal builds teams, this year is the best team he'll have for the rest of his career at UK. He may have other teams that compare favorably but he'll never have a better team. I think he realizes that which is why he broke his rule on grad transfers. He had a stud in Reid Travis and he's is trying to get a kid from Bucknell next year to bolster the experience.

Funny, I bet Duke will have grad transfers in 2 years

PJ Washington is his excuse to not win it this year but if he can't win it with a team like this, he won't win it with any others. He'll never have overwhelming talent for the foreseeable future - and at 60 years old, its not like he has another 10-12 years to define the new era. And he'll never have a team like UT that he built from the ground up to know his system and rely on their experience to overcome adversity.

That said, there is no coach I'd rather have at the moment. There just isn't anyone that can handle the pressure of the UK program and the manage the talent, while keeping us out of the NCAA investigation spotlight.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by eCat » Wed Mar 27, 2019 9:57 am

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I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by hedge » Wed Mar 27, 2019 10:08 am

UNC fans around the world celebrated Maye Day on Tuesday, marking the two-year anniversary of the senior forward’s game-winner against Kentucky in the 2017 NCAA Tournament’s Elite Eight. That singular play set in motion Maye’s emergence as an All-American forward in Chapel Hill.

“A lot of people have congratulated me for the shot, asked about the shot, reminded me of it, and it’s just a great feeling,” Maye said. “I couldn’t have gotten there without my teammates and my coaches, but it’s something that I’ll be able to reflect on and remember for the rest of my life. This day will always be pretty special to me, so I’m very thankful.”
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Jungle Rat » Wed Mar 27, 2019 10:12 am

Grabs tissue

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Post by eCat » Wed Mar 27, 2019 10:22 am

Jungle Rat wrote:Grabs tissue

you're going to jerk off to a story about Maye?
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by hedge » Wed Mar 27, 2019 10:45 am

Just think, UK has been on the ass end of two of the most historic shots in tournament history and, worse, they came at the hands of the hated Duke and UNC. Suckleth upon the hind tit of UNC, Kentucky! Gulpeth greedily, expecting the milk of victory, yet sippeth sourly the dregs of defeat! Spread the ass cheeklets of shame, publickly. Publish the results in Grit magazine, to which your followers subscribe. Sasseth not thine superiors...
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