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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by crotch » Sun Mar 24, 2019 8:41 pm

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Post by Saint » Sun Mar 24, 2019 9:30 pm

If Zion drives, you better not touch him. At least not in the early rounds. Clearcut collusion to put dook in the Final Four.

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Post by crotch » Sun Mar 24, 2019 11:58 pm

A charge.... a hook.... a push in the back... Nah, surely not on Dook
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by crotch » Mon Mar 25, 2019 12:31 am

CHECK OUT THE FULL SWEET 16 SCHEDULE BELOW:

THURSDAY, MARCH 28:

No. 4 Florida State vs. No. 1 Gonzaga

• Region: West

• Time: 7:09 p.m. ET

• TV channel: CBS

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No. 3 Purdue vs. No. 1 Tennessee

• Region: Midwest

• Time: 7:29 p.m. ET

• TV channel: TBS

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No. 3 Texas Tech vs. No. 2 Michigan

• Region: West

• Time: 9:39 p.m. ET

• TV channel: CBS

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No. 13 UC Irvine/No. 12 Oregon vs. No. 1 Virginia

• Region: South

• Time: 9:59 p.m. ET

• TV channel: TBS

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FRIDAY, MARCH 29:

No. 3 LSU vs. No. 2 Michigan State

• Region: East

• Time: 7:09 p.m. ET

• TV channel: CBS

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No. 5 Auburn vs. No. 1 UNC

• Region: Midwest

• Time: 7:29 p.m. ET

• TV channel: TBS

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No. 4 Virginia Tech vs. No. 1 Duke

• Region: East

• Time: 9:39 p.m. ET

• TV channel: CBS

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No. 11 Ohio State/No. 3 Houston vs. No. 2 Kentucky

• Region: Midwest

• Time: 9:59 p.m. ET

• TV channel: TBS

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Jungle Rat » Mon Mar 25, 2019 6:52 am

UT is a 2 seed. Why do you lie?

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Post by hedge » Mon Mar 25, 2019 7:52 am

This Sweet 16 is mighty chalky. I don't think the Auburn win over Kansas was even an upset, Kansas just isn't that good this year. Oregon is the only other team that's not a top 4 seed in the Sweet 16...
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Post by bluetick » Mon Mar 25, 2019 9:57 am

Barnes clearly wants to leave something in the tank for the championship game.
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Post by Fifer » Mon Mar 25, 2019 10:10 am

Even Ratface knew poor UCF got dryfucked six ways from Sunday. You could tell the guilt all over him in that post game interview.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by eCat » Mon Mar 25, 2019 10:11 am

you have to have a soul to feel guilt
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by hedge » Mon Mar 25, 2019 10:42 am

ESPN re-seeds the Sweet 16 based on first weekend performances. They still have Duke as the top 1 seed (I am assuming they are putting them in order from top to bottom), but they would likely have Duke as the top seed even if they had lost yesterday, so it's not a surprise. UK and Tennessee drop...

http://www.espn.com/mens-college-basket ... d-sweet-16
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by eCat » Mon Mar 25, 2019 11:34 am

couple shows UK game at their wedding - giving the preacher a tv to watch as well

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by hedge » Mon Mar 25, 2019 11:41 am

#Sweet16 Power Rankings from @TheAndyKatz!

1. North Carolina
2. Gonzaga
3. Duke
4. Virginia
5. Tennessee
6. Purdue
7. Florida State
8. Michigan State
9. Texas Tech
10. Michigan
11. Auburn
12. LSU
13. Kentucky
14. Houston
15. Virginia Tech
16. Oregon
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by bluetick » Mon Mar 25, 2019 12:22 pm

Auburn had a little hangover after the SECT and it showed against N Mex St. That said, they're currently playing better than 13 or 14 of those in the S16. UNC vs Aub is the game to see.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Jungle Rat » Mon Mar 25, 2019 12:47 pm

Auburn is playing out of their shorts right now. They cooked up the SEC tourney and haven't looked back. I'm pulling for them.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by eCat » Mon Mar 25, 2019 1:22 pm

Tennessee is still the best team from the SEC

They are a veteran squad that can turn it on when they need it

Auburn won't catch Carolina off guard. I see a 12 point win by UNC
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by eCat » Mon Mar 25, 2019 1:24 pm

Michael Avenatti has been arrested and accused of wire and bank fraud by the attorney general’s office for the Southern District of New York. This comes hours after he was planning a press conference regarding an NCAA and Nike basketball scandal. Avenatti’s arrest was first reported by Reuters’ Jan Wolfe in the early afternoon of March 25. Avenatti is accused of attempting to extort money from Nike regarding the scandal he had promised to speak publicly about.

Less than an hour before his arrest, Avenatti tweeted, “Tmrw at 11 am ET, we will be holding a press conference to disclose a major high school/college basketball scandal perpetrated by @Nike that we have uncovered. This criminal conduct reaches the highest levels of Nike and involves some of the biggest names in college basketball.” Shortly after Avenatti’s announcement, CNBC reported that Nike’s shares had dropped to a “session” low.

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This guy is scum but extortion usually means you have evidence. Probably had some dirt on Duke.
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Jungle Rat » Mon Mar 25, 2019 1:29 pm

eCat wrote:Tennessee is still the best team from the SEC

They are a veteran squad that can turn it on when they need it

Auburn won't catch Carolina off guard. I see a 12 point win by UNC
UT blew a 25 point lead to Iowa. IOWA! Duke squeezed by because of a lucky missed tip in.

Hello? Do you not understand March Madness or did you not watch the games instead turning to changing headlights and cleaning your nazi gun.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Jungle Rat » Mon Mar 25, 2019 1:31 pm

The car looks good though even if the emblem on the new grill is off center.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by eCat » Mon Mar 25, 2019 1:37 pm

Jungle Rat wrote:The car looks good though even if the emblem on the new grill is off center.
is it? its standard fit so I didn't notice
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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