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Post by hedge » Fri Mar 08, 2019 2:24 pm

I wish you were Foster Brooks's act in this case...
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Post by hedge » Fri Mar 08, 2019 2:34 pm

Here's another one of Rickle's on Larry King. I'm sure Larry King was used to people kissing his ass, but he is truly losing it while Rickle's literally calls him an idiot. 22:15 mark and watch for 2 minutes...

[youtube]2XMNqakiGzw[/youtube]
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Post by hedge » Fri Mar 08, 2019 2:35 pm

Another great one from earlier in his career...

[youtube]O40yoe6fDbw[/youtube]
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Post by hedge » Fri Mar 08, 2019 2:37 pm

Not sure why the first one isn't working, here it is...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2XMNqakiGzw&t=1334s
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Re: UCLA Bruins

Post by Jungle Rat » Fri Mar 08, 2019 3:43 pm

Foster Brooks was my great uncle. Suck it ya homos

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Post by sardis » Fri Mar 08, 2019 5:01 pm

Rickles did a few AFI Life Achievement roasts that are pretty good. He had this knack of making it an honor for him to stand up and insult you.

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Post by hedge » Fri Mar 08, 2019 5:18 pm

That's a good one, he really gets Julia Roberts good...
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Post by Jungle Rat » Fri Mar 08, 2019 5:26 pm

You are such an idiot

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Post by DooKSucks » Sun Mar 10, 2019 9:16 pm

Like eCat, I will watch those roast clips when I take a dump. I usually stick to the Rickles clips though. That man was money.
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Post by crashcourse » Mon Mar 11, 2019 9:24 am

kominsky method is a good 4 hour binge watch

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Post by Jungle Rat » Mon Mar 11, 2019 10:06 am

So is your slow death.

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Post by crashcourse » Tue Mar 12, 2019 9:06 am

hateful

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Post by eCat » Wed Mar 20, 2019 1:51 pm

its called manslaughter

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Post by Saint » Tue Apr 02, 2019 11:38 am

Anybody watched The Highwaymen on Netflix? Typical Costner and Harrelson characters put it wasn't bad especially if you like shoot 'em up bank robber movies

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Post by eCat » Tue Apr 02, 2019 11:45 am

Saint wrote:Anybody watched The Highwaymen on Netflix? Typical Costner and Harrelson characters put it wasn't bad especially if you like shoot 'em up bank robber movies
its on my to do list, been waiting for the right time to enjoy it.
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Post by aTm » Tue Apr 02, 2019 11:47 am

I watched it a couple nights ago. It was alright. Elliot Ness got old between 1930 and 1934
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Post by Saint » Tue Apr 02, 2019 11:48 am

I watched that and the 1967 Bonnie and Clyde back to back last night. B&C was almost like a cartoon but Faye Dunaway was hot. Apparently the real life Blanche Barrow was kind of hot, too. Bonnie was ok but she had no tits

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Post by eCat » Tue Apr 02, 2019 12:10 pm

Saint wrote:I watched that and the 1967 Bonnie and Clyde back to back last night. B&C was almost like a cartoon but Faye Dunaway was hot. Apparently the real life Blanche Barrow was kind of hot, too. Bonnie was ok but she had no tits

Bonnie was ok but she got burned badly and never bathed.
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Post by Jungle Rat » Tue Apr 02, 2019 12:26 pm

Saint wrote:Anybody watched The Highwaymen on Netflix? Typical Costner and Harrelson characters put it wasn't bad especially if you like shoot 'em up bank robber movies
Almost yesterday but I look forward to it. Waiting for a rain day.

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Post by Saint » Tue Apr 02, 2019 12:30 pm

eCat wrote:
Saint wrote:I watched that and the 1967 Bonnie and Clyde back to back last night. B&C was almost like a cartoon but Faye Dunaway was hot. Apparently the real life Blanche Barrow was kind of hot, too. Bonnie was ok but she had no tits

Bonnie was ok but she got burned badly and never bathed.

No tits is worse than never bathed since I doubt any of them did much of that in 1930s Texas

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