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North Carolina Tar Heels
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I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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Re: North Carolina Tar Heels
Stus boy plays with Barbies?
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Yeah, I'm with you guys, I wouldn't hit that, so many other better looking women out there just waiting to jump our bones...
I want someone's ass blistered in the middle of Thanksgiving Square.
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I'd eat it with a rusty spoon
and when she was asleep, I'd get some tweezers out
and when she was asleep, I'd get some tweezers out
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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Not like you or e would have a choice. Even WonderBrow womam would laugh at you two idiotshedge wrote:Yeah, I'm with you guys, I wouldn't hit that, so many other better looking women out there just waiting to jump our bones...
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my money is just as green as anyone elsesJungle Rat wrote:Not like you or e would have a choice. Even WonderBrow womam would laugh at you two idiotshedge wrote:Yeah, I'm with you guys, I wouldn't hit that, so many other better looking women out there just waiting to jump our bones...
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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That's the only one advantage we have at our age.
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Fucking old man perverts. So wrong.
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There's got to be some sugardaddy.com type of dating (heh, "dating") websites out there where older men just lay it out there that they've got plenty of money and they want to take younger women out for expensive dinners and entertainments and hotels in exchange for sex. And I suspect there are lots of younger women who are into that...
I want someone's ass blistered in the middle of Thanksgiving Square.
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I think that's pretty much Tinder now.hedge wrote:There's got to be some sugardaddy.com type of dating (heh, "dating") websites out there where older men just lay it out there that they've got plenty of money and they want to take younger women out for expensive dinners and entertainments and hotels in exchange for sex. And I suspect there are lots of younger women who are into that...
At my age I appreciate a pretty girl, but to be honest I appreciate a 45 year old woman that looks great better. My dick will get twitchy over a woman that has kept her shit tight thru kids, marriage and countless nights out on the town
A hot 24 year old girl? first, I don't give a fuck what she thinks or says because its all ignorant bullshit, I don't have the energy to go clubbing or stay up to 4am and I don't want to vacation at the beach or disneyland
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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"A hot 24 year old girl? first, I don't give a fuck what she thinks or says because its all ignorant bullshit"
Well, your almost 2 decades of posting in here has given you solid training for putting up with that type of thing...
Well, your almost 2 decades of posting in here has given you solid training for putting up with that type of thing...
I want someone's ass blistered in the middle of Thanksgiving Square.
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You just want your dick sucked like Robert Kraft. Nothing wrong with that.
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No tickee, no suckee...
I want someone's ass blistered in the middle of Thanksgiving Square.
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I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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Shit like that is why the internet is still here.
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And porn.
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All the rest is just distractions...
I want someone's ass blistered in the middle of Thanksgiving Square.
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I wish you were distracted and fall into the Grand Canyon
Sure, I've been called a xenophobe, but the truth is, I'm not. I honestly just feel that America is the best country and the other countries aren't as good. That used to be called patriotism.
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