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Re: UCLA Bruins

Post by hedge » Mon Dec 24, 2018 9:11 pm

Sounds more like Charles fucking Bukowski. Irregardless, God bless you, every one!
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Re: UCLA Bruins

Post by Jungle Rat » Mon Dec 24, 2018 9:43 pm

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Re: UCLA Bruins

Post by eCat » Mon Dec 24, 2018 10:02 pm

hedge wrote:Sounds more like Charles fucking Bukowski. Irregardless, God bless you, every one!

I guess its which side of the window you are on.
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Re: UCLA Bruins

Post by hedge » Mon Dec 24, 2018 10:33 pm

Merry Christmas friend (yes I'm drunk but still)..
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Re: UCLA Bruins

Post by eCat » Mon Dec 24, 2018 10:44 pm

same to you

and everyone else

its amazing we've all hung out here these years.
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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Re: UCLA Bruins

Post by hedge » Mon Dec 24, 2018 10:45 pm

It's a wonderful life...
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Re: UCLA Bruins

Post by aTm » Mon Dec 24, 2018 11:25 pm

Hey look, mister, we serve hard drinks in here for men who want to get drunk fast and we don’t need any characters around to give the joint atmosphere. Is that clear or do I have to slip you my left for a convincer?
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Re: UCLA Bruins

Post by AlabamAlum » Tue Dec 25, 2018 12:53 am

What he said.
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Re: UCLA Bruins

Post by 10ac » Tue Dec 25, 2018 1:06 am

Ditto
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Re: UCLA Bruins

Post by Saint » Wed Dec 26, 2018 7:04 pm

What else are we going to do?

Here's a recent shot of Hedge. It was posted by Ron Howard on his Twitter account, claiming it's his brother, Clint, but we know that Clint Howard is really Hedge

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Re: UCLA Bruins

Post by Jungle Rat » Wed Dec 26, 2018 7:06 pm

Makes total sense
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Post by hedge » Wed Dec 26, 2018 7:24 pm

Clint Howard doesn't look as good as that guy does....
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Re: UCLA Bruins

Post by Jungle Rat » Wed Dec 26, 2018 7:34 pm

Of course hedge wears glasses. He's never seen shit straight since the acid accident.
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Re: UCLA Bruins

Post by Saint » Mon Dec 31, 2018 1:50 am

Taht shot of Clint Howard looks like a cross between you and Ted with longer, gray hair.
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Re: UCLA Bruins

Post by eCat » Thu Jan 03, 2019 2:50 pm

https://i.imgur.com/yLT1YxU.jpg
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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Re: UCLA Bruins

Post by hedge » Thu Jan 03, 2019 3:39 pm

Britney Spears doesn't look any different...
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Re: UCLA Bruins

Post by Jungle Rat » Thu Jan 03, 2019 5:34 pm

Too funny
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Post by hedge » Thu Jan 03, 2019 5:50 pm

She's always had that trailer trash look that you go for...
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Re: UCLA Bruins

Post by hedge » Thu Jan 03, 2019 5:51 pm

There was some dude on one of the old football boards (Blocker?) who used to drool over Britney like she was the hottest chick of all time. I loved sassing him about that...
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Re: UCLA Bruins

Post by Jungle Rat » Thu Jan 03, 2019 6:36 pm

Yet now you'd fuck her hard
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