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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by sardis » Wed Dec 05, 2018 6:11 am

eCat is suffering the consequences of crazy girl sex without actually having crazy girl sex.

What a sadsack

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by eCat » Wed Dec 05, 2018 7:16 am

truth

whats really said is I have been working this for like 15 years. Now its there for the taking, all I really have to do is ask, and I don't want it.'

Fucking Guru is to blame for this. Ever since he had a threesome and talked about it on here I made it my mission to make it happen too.
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by eCat » Wed Dec 05, 2018 7:34 am

The Greg Metzger of UNC fans will never appear on the internet again...too funny

https://forums.rivals.com/threads/did-u ... le.855497/
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by hedge » Wed Dec 05, 2018 9:47 am

"whats really said is I have been working this for like 15 years. Now its there for the taking, all I really have to do is ask, and I don't want it."

Isn't that the way it goes with virtually everything?
I want someone's ass blistered in the middle of Thanksgiving Square.

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Post by eCat » Wed Dec 05, 2018 10:18 am

hedge wrote:"whats really said is I have been working this for like 15 years. Now its there for the taking, all I really have to do is ask, and I don't want it."

Isn't that the way it goes with virtually everything?
yea,I guess so

The combination of butch and crazy is worse than salt peter

To add to it we are cleaning out the attic and my wife opened a box of pictures of her before we were married. After 20 years she is finally comfortable enough to show me pictures with old boyfriends (I never cared, that was her thing) and she had pictures of her and her friend at the beach in two piece suits back in their prime.
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by hedge » Wed Dec 05, 2018 10:43 am

eCat wrote:The Greg Metzger of UNC fans will never appear on the internet again...too funny

https://forums.rivals.com/threads/did-u ... le.855497/
Seems like we covered this ground 15+ years ago. They did have a field day with this clown, though...
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by hedge » Wed Dec 05, 2018 11:14 am

Within that thread, somebody linked this story about a dude being called out on a car forum for claiming he had certain cars. Dude told him if he really owned those cars to post pictures of them with bread on the cars to prove they were really his. Turns out the guy was a Google exec and he really does have the cars and posted pics with the bread on them. Kinda similar to that dude who posted pictures of his kidney pool and some SUV in his garage with cardboard placards with notes to Rat in magic marker. Well, similar except that any one of the Google guy's cars is probably worth 10X what Rat's adversary's house and kidney pool and 2010 Tahoe are worth. Who was that guy, anyway? I can't recall..

https://jalopnik.com/5969047/google-exe ... y-possible
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Jungle Rat » Wed Dec 05, 2018 12:07 pm

Can't remember his name but that was funny.

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Post by hedge » Wed Dec 05, 2018 12:31 pm

Nothing spells victory like another poster posting pictures of his hot tub-sized "pool" and car, including cardboard placards with insulting messages in magic marker. How far have you gotten under somebody's skin that they would care enough and take the time and effort to do that?
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Jungle Rat » Wed Dec 05, 2018 12:47 pm

See Onion.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by goldenbear » Wed Dec 05, 2018 10:06 pm

Brooks still starting ROy just wont do it

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by goldenbear » Wed Dec 05, 2018 10:08 pm

Brooks is so bad

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by goldenbear » Wed Dec 05, 2018 10:17 pm

Roy goes small they look good then he comes back with Brooks

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by goldenbear » Wed Dec 05, 2018 10:28 pm

Get Brooks out of hte game

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by goldenbear » Wed Dec 05, 2018 10:30 pm

the spacing is so bad when UNC plays Manley or Brooks, r

Roy ius being stuborn

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by goldenbear » Wed Dec 05, 2018 10:31 pm

More minutes ofr Platek and 3 turnover for WIlliams

Roy you do suck right now

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by goldenbear » Wed Dec 05, 2018 10:34 pm

Manley with another turnover

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by goldenbear » Wed Dec 05, 2018 11:08 pm

Man Brooks is so bad

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by goldenbear » Wed Dec 05, 2018 11:12 pm

Maye just picked up his 4th this is going to not end well right now

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