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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by hedge » Fri Nov 09, 2018 5:42 pm

I usually add coconut oil and walnut oil to my morning coffee (with half and half of course). That greases the skids pretty well...
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by 10ac » Fri Nov 09, 2018 5:45 pm

I've stopped up toilets from Miami to Belingham.
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by eCat » Sat Nov 10, 2018 8:40 pm

me 2 days after taking Colace

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I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by hedge » Mon Nov 12, 2018 12:05 pm

Starting at the 3:55 mark, this is my image of eCat before the Colace came into his life...

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by eCat » Mon Nov 12, 2018 12:18 pm

My wife told me last night you can't take that stuff everyday - its like Afrin for your asshole and over time your sphincter builds up a tolerance to it so in order to drop some kids off at the pool you'd have to mainline it.

I'd be in the corner with my wooden spoon, rubber tubing, a lighter and a syringe after 2 weeks
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Saint » Thu Nov 22, 2018 3:49 am

I just made 2 pumpkin pies and an apple-pear pie from scratch.
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by hedge » Thu Nov 22, 2018 8:08 am

You harvested the filling for the pumpkin pie from an actual pumpkin? Unless you did that, it's not from scratch....
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Saint » Thu Nov 22, 2018 10:07 am

The apple-pear pie was from scratch. The pumpkin pies were just canned. And not just canned but presweetened, prespiced canned.
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Jungle Rat » Thu Nov 22, 2018 10:27 am

I hope your pies give everyone the runs.
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Saint » Thu Nov 22, 2018 10:52 am

I do, too, buttlick
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by hedge » Tue Nov 27, 2018 11:21 am

Today is Jimi Hendrix's 76th birthday...
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Jungle Rat » Tue Nov 27, 2018 11:44 am

No it's not. He's dead.
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by hedge » Tue Nov 27, 2018 12:26 pm

It's still his birthday..
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by hedge » Tue Nov 27, 2018 12:27 pm

Would that it was your doomsday...
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Jungle Rat » Tue Nov 27, 2018 1:24 pm

I don't understand your last post but he's still dead.
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by 10ac » Tue Nov 27, 2018 2:28 pm

I was in the brig when he died.
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Jungle Rat » Tue Nov 27, 2018 2:36 pm

They looked down on sodomy back then?
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by hedge » Tue Nov 27, 2018 5:14 pm

10ac wrote:I was in the brig when he died.
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by hedge » Thu Jan 03, 2019 11:45 am

9:40 mark...

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by hedge » Thu Jan 03, 2019 11:50 am

2:58 mark, reminded me of eCat...

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