Alabama Crimson Tide

Jungle Rat · Post by **Jungle Rat** » Tue Nov 20, 2018 8:12 pm

I don't get the in the tank analogy. Red Lobster lobsters in the tank are for show. They took away the pick your own lobster thing decades ago. Yep, ya get frozen lobster now. Lobsters in an aquarium are so much bigger. Just harder to steal. But they are meaty if you can grab one.

10ac · Post by **10ac** » Tue Nov 20, 2018 8:44 pm

I thought so.

GBJs · Post by **GBJs** » Wed Nov 21, 2018 3:58 am

The Gray Ghost wrote:Prof your original analogy of comparing lobsters in different tanks to teams that play Bammer compared to those that don't was more fitting. Why did you pull it?

I don’t think it was a “pull” so much as a “ran out of talent” ... if it’s much beyond a hitler vid or a crime blotter, well, that’s really all he’s got.

HIYA PROF!!!

Professor Tiger · Post by **Professor Tiger** » Wed Nov 21, 2018 8:56 pm

You mean like these?

https://alabama.arrests.org/Arrests/Jer ... _38186772/

https://alabama.arrests.org/Arrests/Kri ... _38190964/

Because a picture is worth a thousand words. And a million Bama fans.

hedge · Post by **hedge** » Wed Nov 21, 2018 11:35 pm

Yeah, but you combine those fans' IQ's and you're starting to get into Mensa levels...

GBJs · Post by **GBJs** » Thu Nov 22, 2018 4:39 pm

Yes, you’ve shown me now... there are your high end limits.

I expected more from an Auburn graduate. I don’t know why but I expected more from an Auburn graduate.

GBJs · Post by **GBJs** » Thu Nov 22, 2018 4:49 pm

Happy Thanksgiving!! I hope everyone has had a safe and enjoyable.

GBJs · Post by **GBJs** » Thu Nov 22, 2018 5:07 pm

Prof... make sure to speak to your Mom today. We are both blessed.

Professor Tiger · Post by **Professor Tiger** » Thu Nov 22, 2018 6:34 pm

She’s at my house right now.

Jungle Rat · Post by **Jungle Rat** » Thu Nov 22, 2018 8:00 pm

Thankfully she left me a key to her place.

Professor Tiger · Post by **Professor Tiger** » Fri Nov 23, 2018 11:01 am

I asked her about that. She told me she lets you live rent free in her basement so that you can play video games, smoke weed, and abuse yourself in peace and solitude.

Jungle Rat · Post by **Jungle Rat** » Fri Nov 23, 2018 11:19 am

Now you know what I'm thankful for.

Professor Tiger · Post by **Professor Tiger** » Fri Nov 23, 2018 11:42 am

Just before your Mom died, my Mom promised that she would take over that responsibility.

Jungle Rat · Post by **Jungle Rat** » Fri Nov 23, 2018 11:47 am

I'm just glad she finally decided to use Depends.

Professor Tiger · Post by **Professor Tiger** » Fri Nov 23, 2018 3:14 pm

In other news, Bama is going to do to Auburn what JJ Watt did to Alex Smith's leg.

You heard it here first.

Jungle Rat · Post by **Jungle Rat** » Fri Nov 23, 2018 3:16 pm

You should see what I'm going to do to your mom once she fixes my sammich.

Professor Tiger · Post by **Professor Tiger** » Fri Nov 23, 2018 3:26 pm

You can't even get it up anymore.

Jungle Rat · Post by **Jungle Rat** » Fri Nov 23, 2018 3:33 pm

Gotta love Johnsonville Brats

GBJs · Post by **GBJs** » Sat Nov 24, 2018 8:51 pm

Well, somehow our smoke and mirrors offense has made it through the season without being exposed... we had a couple of lucky breaks today... otherwise it could have gone either way.

Just a simple Roll Tide.

GBJs · Post by **GBJs** » Thu Nov 29, 2018 12:06 pm

This game with UGA worries me... Kirby may be the first to slap the mentorship program...

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